Luke puts up a sign:
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Free Dr. Pepper! Today only!
...and mutters "'Too bad Skyblade never comes around any more..."
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"I'm not drunk, replies DeadBeat to AJ's comment, "Just angry, this is supposed to be a bar and I still don't have my drink." DeadBeat grabs a pack of cards and waits for someone who wants to play 52 pickup. Then he decides to temporarily put down his cards and hit his glass with a fork so Luke will hurry up and get his order of Niblos Beer.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(This message has been edited by DeadBeat (edited 06-05-2002).)
OV grabs as much DP as he possibly can. Well I guess I could give some to Skyblade........
OV goes around the bar searching for money
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Luke sighs and turns to DeadBeat. "I haven't given you your drink because we don't carry Niblos beer. It's not in any of our databases. However, we do have Nibos beer..."
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DeadBeat smacks his head upon realizing his stupidity. "Sorry," he says " I meant to say Nibos Beer, my words just came out wrong." Then DeadBeat stands up, whirls around and does an elaborate bow. Afterwards DeadBeat sits down and awaits the coming of his drink.
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Luke hands DeadBeat a Nibos beer.
"You know, you really need a nickname... It's Boozerama tradition for most folks with more than six or seven letters in their name. Macavenger became Mac, Captain Skyblade also goes by Skyblade, CS, and some others, The Space Between it TSB or Spacey, Mr. Moose is sometimes just Moose, and so on. Just me, Jimbob, and the late Insano didn't get any commonly-used nicks. For you, maybe DB or... eh... I doubt you want just Dead or Beat..."
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**For you, maybe DB or... eh... I doubt you want just Dead or Beat..."
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"DB sounds like a good nickname," says DeadBeat. Then DeadBeat takes a sip of his Nibos Beer and asks, "What do you have to eat around this joint?" Then the color suddenly drains out of DeadBeat's face as he realizes two familiar characters are eyeing him from a dark corner. "The drug lords," he stammers. Then he suddenly runs into the male's washroom.
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-DeadBeat
penguin walks over to the 'wall' (that he fell thru earleyer) with 2 uzis and walks through the 'wall'. Pepole in the bar report hearing strange noises coneing from the kiction...
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"So You are a heartless basterd" -Me
OV walks over to the kitchen and listens through the door. "hmmmmm" he says. WHAM!!! The door flies open and fat green aliends with 20 eye stalks start zapping people with thier Cosmic Zapper Ray Guns and the bar is thrwon in to hell.
Penguin: I don't mean to be offensive or anything, I Just want to know where you're from. I if you don't want to say that's perfectly fine, I'm just curious
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Luke drags the bar back out of Hades. Suddenly, a huge Cunjo jumps out of the interior wormhole!
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Suddenly DeadBeat bursts out of the washroom with the unconscious bodies of the two drug lords. Their faces look tormented with the pain and embarassment of a swirlee. DeadBeat drags them towards a garbage-cleaning robot and dumps them in front of it and it promptly sweeps them out of the bar. Afterwards DeadBeat sits down and orders a Nibos Beer.
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Penguin: I don't mean to be offensive or anything, I Just want to know where you're from. I if you don't want to say that's perfectly fine, I'm just curious
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I am from sol in the evc system dead beat
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The Cunjo rampages up to DB and rips his head off.
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**The Cunjo rampages up to DB and rips his head off.
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DB stares in horror as he watches his clone get ripped apart by the cunjo. Aiming with his high powered rocket launcher he fires and vaporizes the cunjo. Then after that he sits down and orders a Nibos Beer.
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Boozerama Bar News:
Top story: Skyblade MISSED a DP sale!!
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Penguin walks out of the 'wall' with 3 blackeyes and 3000 kictchen lepurchuns on a stick. "I Finely beet those kicthen.." Penguin falls on the floor with a sikining crack.
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"So You are a heartless basterd" -Me
Luke orders disco to be thrown into the acid pit and hands DB a Nibos beer.
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Luke starts a wild party in honor of today being the one year anniversery (I hate that word) of his joining this board. 
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Big party today in horror of 1 year with luke!||
Penguin orders nibos beers for everyone then goes to fight the lepurchans agean.
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"So You are a heartless basterd" -Me
DeadBeat finishes his first Nibos Beer and is presented with a free second one. "Thank you Penguin" he shouts and gleefully drinks his second Nibos Beer of the night. "Anyone know a good taxidermist?" DB shouts over the noise of the bar. "You see I've got this dead cunjo and, well you get the picture."
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat