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Originally posted by Ambassador Mikhailovich:
**Mikhailovich looks at phantompenguin and thinks "Oh, great... THAT guy"
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No he's great. No I'm not crazy, well maybe... But if your upset or something you can just push him into this here acid pit. <pushes pp into the acid pit> See. 
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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
(that's the title of the book, not the date)
-Ultimate Rebel
Jimbob builds a diving platform seven gaJillion feet above the acid pit and uses Deadbeat to test it. 
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Ruffle my feathers and call me Frankie.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Very Vroooooomish...(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
Unfortunately for DeadBeat, Jimbob built the diving board too long; so, DeadBeat misses the acid pit by a few feet. UR walks by and unnoticeably pushes DeadBeat in with his foot.
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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
(that's the title of the book, not the date)
-Ultimate Rebel
After falling onto the ground fromt he diving board DeadBeat became Mandrake the Human Slug saving those from certain danger. He sits down on a stool and scopes out the bar for danger.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
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Originally posted by Cresent:
**Cresent hangs Jimbob over the acid pit by his foot to see what the slug will do.
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Jimbob just hangs there for a minute. Blood rushes to his head, and it weighs his head into the acid. Reincarnation happens, and gives everyone a million dollars and a hug. 
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Ruffle my feathers and call me Frankie.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Very Vroooooomish...(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
Mandrake the Human Slug realizes that he cannot react fast enough on foot so he buys a Jetpack.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
pp pours a jar of salt on DeadBeat, before stepping on him.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
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Jimbob puts a neon sign up in the bathrooms:
It's absolutely obvious why he does this.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Ruffle my feathers and call me Frankie.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Very Vroooooomish...(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 04-19-2003).)
To whom it may concern: (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum1/HTML/001223.html#")http://www.ambrosias...ML/001223.html#(/url)
About the largest single topic ever, the Boozerama Bar NE.
YAY!!!!!
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Ruffle my feathers and call me Frankie.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Very Vroooooomish...(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
Zax rips down the neon sign and feeds it to his giraffe.
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Founding member of the blarg clan
Mikhailovich craps in pp's mouth
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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**To whom it may concern:http://www.ambrosias...ML/001223.html#
About the largest single topic ever, the Boozerama Bar NE.
YAY!!!!!
**
DeadBeat celebrates by buying a novelty hat. "Look it lights up," he says pointing towards the cap on his head.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Luke bursts proudly into the bar.
"I return!"
No one seems to give a damn, but Jimbob hands him a million dollars. Since dollars are completely obsolete, Luke sets them on fire and force-feeds them back to Jimbob.
Luke grumbles and wanders around the bar, finding the keys sitting in a small pile of vomit. Luke frowns, but clicks on Jimbob's link and grins.
"Muahahahaha!"
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Please don't write out of the space.
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Cresent steals Deadbeat's hat and wears it backwards.
Cresent soon gets bored of the hat and throws it in the acid pit, and then runs out the door saying she'll be away for about a week.
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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
(This message has been edited by Cresent (edited 04-21-2003).)
Mikhailovich brutally slaughters deadbeat for no apperant reason, and tosses the severed appendages in the acid pit, only to realize deadbeat could regenerate severed limbs/heads/torsos, so now there's 5 deadbeats running around, all wearing novelty hats
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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes
All 5 DeadBeats kick the crap outta Ambassador Mikhailovich just for the fun of it.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Deadbeat 1-5 each grab onto Mikhailovich and tosses him into the acid pit, which Mikhailovich has never been. He screams and moans with utter rapture at the decadant pleasure induced by the rapid decomposition of his bodily tissues, until he is no more... Mikhailovich crawls out of the acid pit and starts making everyone mad so they would throw him in the acid pit.
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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes
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Originally posted by Ambassador Mikhailovich:
**Deadbeat 1-5 each grab onto Mikhailovich and tosses him into the acid pit, which Mikhailovich has never been. He screams and moans with utter rapture at the decadant pleasure induced by the rapid decomposition of his bodily tissues, until he is no more... Mikhailovich crawls out of the acid pit and starts making everyone mad so they would throw him in the acid pit.
**
Jimbob throws Luke and Mikhailovich into the acid pit and gives everyone a million CREDITS
After the brutal attack on AM all 5 DeadBeats go on to attempt genetically engineer squirrels with a strong love of nuts so they can survive better. During the developement 3 of the DeadBeats are hospitalized with severe trauma to the testicals.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
