Luke knocks down the wall with his RAD-10,000 (new model) and arrests OV. "That wall violated the Boozerama Bar Book O' Rules Section G-279034 on walls. It clearly states that walls must not exceed 9,999,999,999,999,999 feet 11 inches tall."

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/Cuts Luke's Boozerama Rulerama dictionary to shreds with lightsaber.

"Common Luke, we've had enough regulations. I don't like too many rules."

Skyblade drinks a Dr. Pepper and runs off to do some extra 3D modelling.

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Thank you Skyblade.

OV mixes DP and Vanilla Coke waiting to see how it offends Skyblade

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Luke looks down at the pile of ashes he is now holding.

"Hey, man, Section G-279034 was the only section, and it only had two sub-sections: roach juice and walls."

Luke then cuts OV in half with his Darth Maul light sabre.

"No more roach juice, ya punk!"

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/cuts Luke's head off and then tapes it back on. Skyblade is a little surprised that Luke's dictionary, with only two regulations, is far larger than the biggest additions of Webster's Dictionary.

Skyblade also tapes Overrider back together, and takes a sip of his drink.

"Not bad!"

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Diordna wanders into the bar and wonders what the heck is going on. He walks back out, shaking his head, to his Starsword, a souped-up Kestrel as fast as a Corvette, and launches three Space Bombs towards the bar.

Mazca chuckles as he watches Diordna slowly fly away from the bar. "He obviously didn't notice those defense systems..."

Massive plasma pulses shoot out of the roof of the bar, blowing up all three space bombs with ease while they are still a safe distance away. More plasma pulses pour out into the shields of Diordna's souped up ship, soon reducing them to sparking generators. A final pulse smashes Diordna's engines and the ship crashes to the ground in a sewage farm, producing a large smelly splash as Diordna is buried in 16ft of human waste.

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But Captain Diordna was not beaten yet. That image of the Kestrel was not actually his ship. Diordna had a cloaking device (courtesy of the Rebellion), and one of his friends, a Rebel spy, had a ship nearby with a huge holographic projector, who, out of the kindness of his heart, alerted Diordna of the oncoming attack, had projected a hologram while Diordna flew around to the other side of the bar and started shooting with Proton Turrets. Meanwhile, his six docked Mantas undock and he tells his other escorts, all Corvettes, to attack.

(BTW, I forgot to tell you, my ship is really only slightly slower than a Defender and faster than a Corvette. This has been tested.)

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Luke immediately puts a huge SEP field around Diordna and his allies. Luke then gets drunk and ends up having an interesting conversation with a napkin about how the eXtreme Football League (XFL) has changed its name to the eXtremely F***ed-up League (XFL).

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The -real- Captain Diordna flies in and wonders what this imposter did to his reputation. He then lands and gives Luke permission to go ahead and obliterate the imposter, who he knew for a fact was actually a bounty hunter named Fott-Fett working for the Federation. After looking at the soda machine (which seemed to have Pepsi a moment ago... ), he orders a Coke.

Hey, heh. I'm probably grounded for the next few weeks, so I'll see you guys later, I guess... Getting grounded on the last day of school...

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Luke gladly obliterates the imposter with his Omega Death Ray™.

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Hey, heh. I'm probably grounded for the next few weeks, so I'll see you guys later, I guess... Getting grounded on the last day of school...
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What did you do, you naughty boy you?

And it's not the last day of shool for me, ya lucky little Florida punk.

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I still have two weeks :frown:

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Diordna is bored and sends out a challenge for a lightsaber duel. He just wants a sporting contest, not to the death; he just wants to cut off a few fingers.

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OV watches all the violence.

I still have 14 days left

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:frown: crud. Instead of internet access going up, looks like it's going down. I'll still try to check in every once in a while, folks...

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**I still have two weeks;) But then again, homeschooling can be a blast.

/officially names the new drink "Dr. Panilla" and buys Overrider a few new roles of duct tape.

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**:frown: crud. Instead of internet access going up, looks like it's going down. I'll still try to check in every once in a while, folks...
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That's what you said weeks ago, and you checked in about once since then...

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(quote)Originally posted by Luke:
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What did you do, you naughty boy you?

And it's not the last day of shool for me, ya lucky little Florida punk.

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