Jimbob starts randomly jumping around screaming Yatta. He slips and falls in the pepto-bismol, and gets a really nasty shiner.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Never meditate on amphetamines. Permitted vehicles not allowed.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Formula1 Racing(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
(url="http://"http://www.phantomplanet.com")Phantom Planet(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)

Mikhailovich smacks Jimbob upside the head with a charred piece of 2 by 4 and knocks him into the acid pit. He screams for his life, but when he feels the cool tingling, he just goes to sleep

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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes

Jimbob regenerates and lights Mikhailovich on fire. He adds some hay around the feet.

Jimbob then realizes he has 5 minutes to get to school....

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Never meditate on amphetamines. Permitted vehicles not allowed.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Formula1 Racing(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
(url="http://"http://www.phantomplanet.com")Phantom Planet(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)

Frodo watches with delight as Mike burns to death.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Read my sig for more information about this post.
(I love the fact that I don't have to say anything useful in this topic :))

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Yet another meaningless post
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")<EVula link>(/url)

(This message has been edited by SuperNova for no good reason (edited 04-29-2003).)

(This message has been edited by SuperNova (edited 04-29-2003).)

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Originally posted by SuperNova:
**Read my sig for more information about this post.
(I love the fact that I don't have to say anything useful in this topic :))

**

Didn't you realize, the point of this topic is uselessness. DeadBeat smacks SuperNova around for a bit.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Cresent watches as the Mike-roast sets of the smoke alarms. Exactly five minutes later, several serious-looking firemen run in and ask where the fire is, only to get sprayed with a pepto-bismal-spraying garden hose by a hysterical Cresent.

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

Jimbob does a back-flip for no reason at all. He adds some Malox with the Pepto-Bismal

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Never meditate on amphetamines. Permitted vehicles not allowed.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Formula1 Racing(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
(url="http://"http://www.phantomplanet.com")Phantom Planet(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)

Frodo wonders why he is suddenly dead

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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes

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Originally posted by Cresent:
**Cresent watches as the Mike-roast sets of the smoke alarms. Exactly five minutes later, several serious-looking firemen run in and ask where the fire is, only to get sprayed with a pepto-bismal-spraying garden hose by a hysterical Cresent.

**

What Cresent doesn't realize is that those firemen are actually all the male strippers she hired. DeadBeat throws them all in the acid pit for laughs then is sprayed with a pepto-bismal hose.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Quote

Originally posted by Ambassador Mikhailovich:
**Mikhailovich takes General Cade Smart and worships him

**

Heh. Just saw this post. Yay! I have power! Now that I am your emperor, I order you to do several things to me. First, build a large palace to me. Then buy 5 luxury cars. Two luxury boats for sailing. A private airplane. And a lot of horses and dogs if I want to go fox hunting. All this from your own money.

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I am eager to try to ansver mission questions

Frodo starts a circus and asks Jimbob if he wants to join.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Jimbob brings some clown friends for Frodo. A trapeze appers out of nowhere over the acid pit. Jimbob rides a unicycle across the rope, then swings back over.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Never meditate on amphetamines. Permitted vehicles not allowed.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Formula1 Racing(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
(url="http://"http://www.phantomplanet.com")Phantom Planet(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)

Frodo thanks Jimbob for all the help.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

UR orders a beer for the first time ever.
Yech! Nasty. UR goes back to the usual brandy.

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
(that's the title of the book, not the date)
-Ultimate Rebel

... Jimbob picks up a nuclear bomb and throws it at detroit and laughs as the <Content Edited> Refs explode and burn to death!

I turned off the Magic/Detroit game because the <conent edited> refs <content edited> suck!!!!!!
Ben Wallace could pull out an AK-47 and shoot someone, and they'd call a flagrant foul on some guy in the stands. They suck!!!

Now that that's out of the way, I can say something normal:

something normal

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Never meditate on amphetamines. Permitted vehicles not allowed.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Formula1 Racing(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
(url="http://"http://www.phantomplanet.com")Phantom Planet(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)

(Some content was edited for the consent of other people in the bar by Jimbob (edited 04-30-2003).)

(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 04-30-2003).)

Cresent throws Deadbeat in the acid pit for saying that she hired his strippers and puts Frodo in a carnival sideshow.

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

DeadBeat donates Cresent so she can be the bearded lady. DeadBeat becomes the lion trainer but uses a spOOn instead of a whip.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Cresent fails to grow a beard, so she swaps Deadbeats lion with an ostrich

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

Plexrom retrives the lion from Crescent. He returns it to deadbeat. Deadbeat is then eaten, and Plexrom rides away on the ostrich.

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Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole