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    • DeadBeat starts selling his famous Llama burgers at $1 a piece...

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    • Rawzer apologizes to the monk, who has regenerated, still smoking. Luke shouts at the monk, "Hey! No smoking!" and pushes pp into the monk. They both tumble into the acid pit. Rawzer gets splashed.

      "Agh! My clothes are dissolving! Good thing I brought my trusty old 'Suit in a Can!'"

      Rawzer searches for his "Suit in a Can," but it has fallen out of his melted pocket and rolled into the acid pit.

      "Why does everything happen to me?" Rawzer laments, as the Earth is taken over by aliens for the nth time.

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    • /Looks at Luke curiously.

      "Ok, no more violence."

      Kyle then proceeds to bury his lightsaber into Luke's belly.

      "Oops"

      (Heck, why do I keep attacking you? Kyle and Luke were buddies in Jedi Knight II :D)

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    • Unreal moves the regenerator above the acidpit. Then he jumps in the pit, gets regenerated and falls in and keeps doing that for eternity.

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    • Luke puts the regenerator back where it belongs and duct tapes Unreal's face to Kyle's buttocks.

      "Yer a bunch of morons!"

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    • DeadBeat walks in to the bathroom and finds Kyle having a lot of trouble in the stall. "Need anything?" DeadBeat calls to him. "It took me 20 minutes to take a dump," Kyle calls back, "Now I can't figure out how to wipe.

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      Originally posted by Unreal Centipede:
      **Unreal moves the regenerator above the acidpit. Then he jumps in the pit, gets regenerated and falls in and keeps doing that for eternity.

      **

      No exceeding the limit of 102 deaths in the acid pit, says pp after climbing out. That's my territory. pp wanders into the back, with a new light saber and a somewhat there yes somewhat not knowledge of how to work it this time, and runs screaming into the stall where Kyle is, light saber raised. "AACK!!! WHAT IN THE HE-?!? DON'T YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT?" A moment later pp is dumped into the timeout seat by Kyle who has a damp spot on his... Oh, man...

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    • (quote)Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
      **Whoops... I was born two months after the Challenger went down, which was January 28th, 1986. No wonder I don't remember it. 😉

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    • Hehe. Free PGGB to the first person to correctly guess my age!

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      **Hehe. Free PGGB to the first person to correctly guess my age!

      **

      4 years...
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      DeadBeat leaves the bathroom and picks up the new C&H; collection, "10 Millionth Anniversary Addition."

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      **Hehe. Free PGGB to the first person to correctly guess my age!

      **

      uhhh....16? (seems to be a popular age around here)

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    • Luke starts designing a time machine.

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      **Luke starts designing a time machine.

      **

      SuperNova from the future comes back in time, steals the time machine and gives it to his present self.

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      Originally posted by SuperNova:
      **SuperNova from the future comes back in time, steals the time machine and gives it to his present self.
      **

      Luke vomits liberally all over SuperNova.

      "Whoops, sorry. I think something's going around..."

      On a serious note, I really was sick with a stomach virus today. Pity me, you ignorant fools!

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    • Being an ignorant fool DeadBeat shows pity for Luke...and then kills him out of mercy.

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    • Rawzer's past self, very very drunk self, appears out of the time machine. He will not remember a thing. Do what you will.

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      Originally posted by Rawzer:
      **Rawzer's past self, very very drunk self, appears out of the time machine. He will not remember a thing. Do what you will.

      **

      pp grins an evil grin and declares open war on Rawzer. (Man, I need to make some time and frequent these boards more, it seems I don't visit these boards nearly as much as I used to)

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    • Luke asks Rawzer (very loudly, so Kyle is sure to hear) whether he prefers Dr. Pepper or Pepsi.

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      **Luke asks Rawzer (very loudly, so Kyle is sure to hear) whether he prefers Dr. Pepper or Pepsi.

      **

      I think I know where this might be heading... (More Evil Grinning Fun Here!)

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    • Well, seeing as how Pepsi is just a drink (non-alcoholic, even), and Dr. Pepper is my family physician, I'd have to prefer Dr. Pepper.

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