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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**Mikees retiring? What? When? Aack, how come I didn't hear?
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Possibly because you overlooked his topic called my retirement. 
Good to see you Dash_Merc. 
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**Mikees retiring? What? When? Aack, how come I didn't hear?
**
Possibly because you overlooked his topic called my retirement.
Good to see you Dash_Merc.
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: :offer's handshake::"Great to see you too, and thanks for the tip"
: :offers a toast to Mikee::
::drinks::
::suddenly realizes there's no more Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster in his glass::
: :orders another::
::slaps cred chip down on the bar::
Peace OUT!!!
(damn smilies)
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Dude, where's my Kestrel? Wha--aaaagh!!!
:is shot down:
"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
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DeadBeat orders 100 bottles of champagne to be oppened in honor of mikee's retirement. He then proceeds to drink them all.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
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Zax throws a cat at Dash Merc
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Yes, yes, nice to see you, but you don't have to create a seperate post just to tell us your screenname. For one thing, there's a button above all posts which allow anybody to IM them. Two, I think Luke has a rule (somewhere in the bar) against double-posting.
pp has a few drinks, gets up, and tries to pull down his pants. To his fascination, he's already not wearing them! That's when pp realizes he's not wearing his shirt either! No pants, no shirt... he comes to the realization that somebody must've stolen his clothes! gasp! pp sets up an official detective agency and goes on a search for his lost clothes...
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
DeadBeat wakes up after drinking excessive amounts of alcohol exept he's wearing PP's dress. "Dear god," he thinks to himself,"someones taken my clothes and exchanged it with PPs clothes." He quickly rips it off and buys a can of spray shirt and spray pants.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Luke laughs as the up-start bar falls to the power of his monopoly on bars.
"Ha ha ha. Ha."
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Zax throws a cat at Luke
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Luke bans the unprovoked throwing of cats.
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Jimbob puts Menthol in everyone's drink, and their throats get an extremely-cold-but-not-really-cold feeling. He then soves fire down Luke's mouth and laughs as he dies. Jimbob accidently drinks the menthol bottle afterwards
After reincarnating, Jimbob tries the search utility to look for topics named or containing Boozerama Bar. He freezes every computer within a lightyear.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
War sucks.
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Originally posted by Luke:
**Luke bans the unprovoked throwing of cats.
**
UR throws a racoon at Luke.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Rawzer left at just the right moment. And he returned at just the wrong one.
**
At least you broke even.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
DeadBeat starts throwing yaks at Luke to protest the banning of unprovoked throwing of cats.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Jimbob throws a bull at Deadbeat to protest the "throwing of yaks to protest the banning of the unprovoked throwing of cats."
Idea! The Boozerama Bar Slammed Drunk Contest.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
War sucks.
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Zax throws a cow at the barman and orders a moose-on-the-rocks.
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After watching a cow hit someone who screamed <content edited>, Jimbob throws a Rhino at Zax for throwing a Cow at the bartender after Jimbob threw a bull at Deadbeat to protest the "throwing of yaks to protest the banning of the unprovoked throwing of cats." This confuses several bar members who proceed to steal drinks from the bar.
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Luke bans the unprovoked throwing of any animal larger than a mouse. In case you're wondering, angering people with stupid new laws is considered an acceptable reason for the provocation of throwing said animals.
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Zax catches the Rhino, eats it, cuts it's horn off and uses it to destroy Luke's animal throwing laws and the patent that allows him to make animal throwing laws before selling it for a sheep which he throws at Luke.
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