Jimbob climbs out of the acid pit and decides to play chicken with Luke on a Bicycle.
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Uncle Sam asks for a pretty penny to live in his boarding house...
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pp decides to stop counting how many times he's died in the acid pit and become a helicopter. Woohoo! The following should be read in a high-pitched hyperactive drunken voice "Chuh-chuh-chuh-vruhbuh-FWAT-VROOOOOM-Packapacka-VROOM" pp drives forwards, chasing Cresent and her Vanilla Coke. "VUH-RUH-WOOM! VUH-RUH-SCRRREEE-OOM-CH!" (Did anybody actually read that like I told you to? Oh, c'mon, be honest!)
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Cresent throws her Vanilla Coke onto pp's front window, causing him to crash into the wall of the bar. She then orders another Vanilla Coke and complains for hours about wasting the first one.
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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
Nebula Roamer was just sipping and watching this for a whole 20 pages or so and suddenly realizes his mistake.
Penguins with big Chickens are entering!!!
Zax crawls out of the acid pit and sneaks out of the bar whilst the penguins with big chickens eat all the other bar-goers to death.
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I look pain, fear, death, suffering and hate in the face, and then hide in a corner until they go away.
As the bar is over run with chickens DeadBeat turns around to see Colonel Sanders getting tortured and raped by a ever growing crowd of chickens. He then uses this distraction to escape.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
pp sneakily turns up the heat in the bar so all the chickens are fried. He sets up a sign with the flashing letters: "100 credits per chicken. / Five chickens for 600 credits - save (me) 100 credits!"
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Cresent pushes pp in the acid pit for overcharging innocent chickens.
Edit: Haha...can't spell
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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
(This message has been edited by Cresent (edited 03-25-2003).)
DeadBeat buys some of PP's chicken and eats it with a look of complete glee on his face.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
UR kicks everybodys' asses for being stupid. (just read the above)
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
Quote
Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
**(just read the above)
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Too much effort. pp climbs out of the acid pit and eats a few of the chickens himself. Mmm... tastes like rice (Hurrah for rice!).
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Zax instates the Boozerama Rule and re-incarnates all the chickens. pp's stomach then explodes Aliens style whilst the chickens then turn their attention back to Colonel Sanders, and Zax sneaks out and locks the door.
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B-B-B-BGARK!
DeadBeat sees Zax lock the door and realizes the impending doom. He quickly jumps out of the bars 3rd story window (the only one) and dies. Upon riencarnating(sp?) DeadBeat realizes he is stuck in the bar.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Quote
Originally posted by Jimbob:
< acid-proof raft>
Cresent snitches Jimbob's raft that he used earlier on this page and floats out on the acid pit with a magazine in one hand and a Vanilla Coke in the other. She laughs at the chaos.
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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
pp regenerates when suddenly, for no apparent reason, his mind is slowly turned into that of a chicken's. pp races after Colornel ( How do you spell that? ) Sanders. Revenge.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Cresent drinks her Vanilla Coke and watches as pp's IQ rises when his mind changes into a chicken's, and laughs even more uncontrollably.
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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
DeadBeat picks up Cresent's vanilla coke and throws it in her face. It melts her face off a la The Nazis in Indiana Jones.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
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