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Originally posted by Zax:
**Tuesday is all you can eat for 2 cents cat day
**
Yeah, well today is March eleventh here! I win!
Jimbob celebrates by getting himself slammed.
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pp laughs a maniacal laugh in Jimbob's face and modifys the religion so that if you go by the name of "Jimbob" than all meals require a present parent at the time of ordering. I'm so evil and all that jazz!
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(color=")"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.(/color)
(color=")Resitance is useless.(/color)
(color=")the asylum (coming soon.(/color)
Jimbob shoves the "Chicago" Soundtrack in pp face, kicks him, then signs Luke up as his genetic parent s. 
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(url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
Zax decides enough is enough and it's time to change the subject
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Luke kills Jimbob and then has some android thugs put Zax in the acid pit.
"Stop it with the f***ing cows! I'm serious. From now on you get a max of one cow pic per ten pages."
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DeadBeat creates a religion that is centered around the mystical cow. "Let this wine represent it's milk, let this bread represent it's meat. This cow died for us at the slaughter house, remember that."
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Luke stumbles upon (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum12/HTML/000425.html#")another Boozerama clone.(/url)
"Aaah! You make the Boozerama look synonymous with just any old bar! Shameful! You must watch an old episode of Tellietubbies!"
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Originally posted by Luke:
**Luke stumbles upon another Boozerama clone.
"Aaah! You make the Boozerama look synonymous with just any old bar! Shameful! You must watch an old episode of Tellietubbies!"
**
heh, I forgot about that.
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pp gives up on trying to get his sig to work and praises the cow.
WOOHOO!
Edit: His, not him, do a little jig!
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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 03-12-2003).)
Zax kills pp with a chicken launcher and eats the cow picture.
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DeadBeat goes back in time and invents the question mark exept now it's called the "DeadBeat Mark." It was later involved in a Zorro like series where a character ran around slashing "DeadBeat Marks" into people's clothes.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
pp goes back in time and, instead of the "Deadbeat Mark," pp invents an incredibly complex symbol involving many dashes and lines striking through it, christened, the "Foopy Mark." pp goes back to modern time and watched bloopers of, "Foop" as Foop himself attempts to slash the Foopy Mark into clothing with his sword, before being horribly sluaghtered himself. Woohoo!
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
yay...randomness
Where's the tea? Will there be tea?
ok...how about perturbed...that's my favorite word...not a single frikkin clue why...
: :picks head up off the bar::
::wipes hand across cheek...eww...sticky beerness on faceness...::
::looks at watch::
"sh*t!!!"
::runs out the door::
::returns with a burn mark on my face, and some large green and orange leaves::
::wonders what the leaves are for, and realizes I has a burn::
"where'd that come from?"
::walks over to UltimateRebel's table, and asks if I may sit there::
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Dude, where's my Kestrel? Wha--aaaagh!!!
:is shot down:
"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
DeadBeat kicks Dash_Merc in the balls so he can't reproduce. Afterwards, DeadBeat runs into a blackhole.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Zax gives Dash Merc an honorary Darwin Award and then sets a cage of carniverous rabbits on him.
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"hello, rabbits..."
::picks one of them up, and begins cuddling one...::
"hurray!! always wanted a bunch of rabbits."
::goes to the bathroom to examine his newly crushed balls::
"oh, well...good thing I can regenerate lost body parts..."
::regenerates balls::
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Dude, where's my Kestrel? Wha--aaaagh!!!
:is shot down:
"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
Quote
Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Chirpo is obviousily the Bird God.
Of course we'll have pie! Are you crazy? A religion without pie? Sheesh... 
**
Chirpo's an f- ing cricket!!!
But good thing about the pie. Can we listen to Cake while eating pie? Or at all?
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Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics.
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The Aftermath will soon be upon you. Be warned.
Third perspective dammit! Third perspective! pp buys a drink and throws it at Dash_Merc.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Zax rotates the z axis around 90? and spills all the drinks.
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Luke puts up a very large dart board on one of the walls.
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