Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • Trugati is tired of all the chaos and destructs the whole bar. When it regenerates, the only traces left of the chickens are the bulging stomachs of the crazy individuals in the bar.

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      The great space parrot is a biped

    • Zax wanders back in, looks at all the debris and dead chickens, and then puts on a rubber duck costume and runs about like a loonatic.

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    • AJ looks around after the regeneration and blinks a couple of times. He realizes he never noticed the nice, shiney "Bar-Go-Boom" button right in the middle of the main room before. He casually walks up and presses it again. After regenerating, An evil smile comes across his face. He wanders off to find a textbook.

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      0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

    • Page 42. Werd.

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      Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics.
      -Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt
      The Aftermath will soon be upon you. Be warned.

    • Luke buys a pet yeti.

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    • pp sets up a stand and begins to take bets on how many pages this bar will last before it dies out, becomes locked, or altogether explodes.

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      "I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

    • DeadBeat buys a pet yeti, dyes it hot pink and starts a yeti fight club.

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      There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
      -DeadBeat
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    • Luke buys his yeti fancy boxing gloves. The fight theme from Rocky starts playing. Luke makes some popcorn.

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    • Zax catches a wild yeti, throws it in the ring and watches it devour Luke's and Deadbeat's tame yeti.

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    • Cresent steals Luke's popcorn and watches as the wild Yeti rips apart the other two, and then tries to eat the acid out of the acid pit. Cresent wonders who ever decided Yetis were intelligent.

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      -Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
      -Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
      -Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

    • Rawzer turns himself into a giant (url="http://"http://www.onium.co.uk/posted/fba.jpg")Hudson-esque(/url) evil man eating bunny.

      He orders a blood milkshake.

      Kudos to Hudson. Freaking awesome (if slightly dated) picture.

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      Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics.
      -Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt
      The Aftermath will soon be upon you. Be warned.

    • UR orders some grilled rabbit. 😉

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      You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
      -Ultimate Rebel

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      Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
      **UR orders some grilled rabbit.;)

      **

      Unfortunantly, the rabbit UR gets is of poor-quality and causes UR to go off into happy-land before vomitting uncontrollably.

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      "I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

      (This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 03-29-2003).)

    • When the man eating bunny looks at UR and laughs, Cresent pours Vanilla Coke in it's milkshake.

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      -Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
      -Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
      -Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

    • Quote

      Originally posted by Cresent:
      **When the man eating bunny looks at UR and laughs, Cresent pours Vanilla Coke in it's milkshake.

      **

      What man-eating bunny? Oh, well. pp steals the milkshake and sells it off as his drink at a jacked up price.

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      "I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

    • Severin walks into the bar and accidently bumps into the man eating rabbit!
      Thinkin he angered it Severin runs into the main room and asks for somthing with three Xs! Severin gets drunk!

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      everybody say YATTA!

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      Originally posted by Severin:
      **Severin walks into the bar and accidently bumps into the man eating rabbit!
      Thinkin he angered it Severin runs into the main room and asks for somthing with three Xs! Severin gets drunk!

      **

      That's fascinating! Woohoo! So many exclamation points! pp adds Severin to the ever-growing list of drunkards in the bar.

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      "I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

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      Originally posted by phantompenguin:
      **What man-eating bunny?
      **

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      Originally posted by Rawzer:
      **Rawzer turns himself into a giant Hudson-esque evil man eating bunny.
      **

      Cresent laughs at pp and throws him in the acid pit.

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      -Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
      -Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
      -Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

    • Got any Dr. Pepper in stock?

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    • DeadBeat smacks random asses until he get's kicked in the face by one.

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      -DeadBeat
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