Quote

Originally posted by Unreal Centipede:
**'Phantom Penguin'.
**

It's phantompenguin. How would you feel to be called Un Real Centipede? Do you think DeadBeat would appreciate being called Dead Beat?

pp watches DeadBeat's ship flicker on, lights flash, there are some noises, a few second later UC is on the ground, dead.
Sighing, the bar patrons drag his ugly corpse inside, where is soon regenerated. Erm, yay?

Edit: Fixed quote. Hurrah.

------------------
"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/theasylum/")the asylum {Under Construction}(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com/").com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.net/").net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/").org(/url)

(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 04-01-2003).)

(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 04-01-2003).)

Quote

Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**It's phantompenguin. ... pp
**

And "pp" is so much better than Phantom Penguin...

------------------
Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.zombo.com")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html")-(/url)-(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")-(/url)-----------

that shows how long ivebeen gone...

unreal gets regenerated and bngs pp over the side of the head with a lead pipe. Unrealwalks over to the store rooma nd makes a robot who looks like him and programs it to hit pp over the side of the head for ever with a lead pipe.

------------------
-Unreal Centipede
------------------
Need a minor plugin made? Email me! (url="http://"mailto:Unrealcentipede@yahoo.com")mailto:Unrealcentipede@yahoo.com(/url)Unrealcentipede@yahoo.com

DeadBeat kills Unreal Centipede again just so he has something to post about.

------------------
There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Cresent pours Vanilla Coke on unreal's robot until it rusts.

------------------
-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

Frodo steals Cresents Vanilla Coke while she isn't looking and replaces it with White Cream Soda.

------------------
One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Cresent takes a sip of the White Cream Soda, spits it in Frodo's face and begins coughing uncontrolably until she falls off her stool, unconsious.

------------------
-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

answer

Zax sends seven rabid crocodiles after Alina for not knowing the constraints of UBB.

------------------
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem")Solar Knowledge(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/downloads.html")Solar Quiz(/url)|(url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=36")Solar Forum(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/fribbles.html")Fribbles!(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blorktronics.html")Blorktronics Software Inc.(/url)|
B-B-B-BGARK!

For lack of content pp, once again, spontaneously combusts.

------------------
"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/theasylum/")the asylum {Under Construction}(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com/").com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.net/").net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/").org(/url)

DeadBeat nukes Luxemburg just for fun.

------------------
There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Cresent wakes up on the floor beside her stool after having evil dreams full of White Cream Soda. She immediately comforts herself with a Vanilla Coke.

------------------
-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

Swarms of angry protesters merge outside the Boozerama in revenge for Deadbeat's destruction of Luxembourg. Zax then powers up the Boozerama crowd control system and deploys rubber nuclear weapons to disperse the crowd. He then orders a coke and gets high on Co2.

------------------
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem")Solar Knowledge(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/downloads.html")Solar Quiz(/url)|(url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=36")Solar Forum(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/fribbles.html")Fribbles!(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blorktronics.html")Blorktronics Software Inc.(/url)|
B-B-B-BGARK!

Rawzer beats Zax with a spoon.

------------------
Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics.
-Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt
The Aftermath will soon be upon you. Be warned.

Quote

Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Rawzer beats Zax with a spoon.

**

pp fashions a new spoon in place of his old one. This new improved model is made entirely of bubble wrap... sturdy bubble wrap, mind you. With this new deluxe super-duper deluxe-again model, pp attacks Rawzer viciously to loud POP noises.

------------------
"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/theasylum/")the asylum {Under Construction}(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com/").com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.net/").net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/").org(/url)

Cresent watches the chaos, shrugs, builds a huge roller coaster on the roof of the bar, and rides it for hours.

------------------
-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

DeadBeat pulls out 2 rubber band hand-guns and joins the melee.

------------------
There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Zax grabs his stick'o'death and pokes Rawzer vicously before pushing pp into the acid pit.

------------------
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem")Solar Knowledge(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/downloads.html")Solar Quiz(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/fribbles.html")Fribbles!(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blorktronics.html")Blorktronics Software Inc.(/url)|
(url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=36")Solar Forum(/url): The definative place for topical discussion about the Solar system or the universe in general.

Quote

Originally posted by Zax:
**Zax grabs his stick'o'death and pokes Rawzer vicously before pushing pp into the acid pit.

**

pp climbs out and gets vengeance. "Dammit, this vengeance has too much salt!... Luke? Luke, where the heck are you?"

------------------
"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/theasylum/")the asylum {Under Construction}(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com/").com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.net/").net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/").org(/url)