(quote)Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel: **
Don't forget about the padded walls, great for jumping into when you are bored.:D
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
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(quote)Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**There are actually several padded walls in this asylum, each with varying softness.
DeadBeat runs off to his trampoline room to jump around in instead. 
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
**
Rebel Manta stands there motionless. She bonks her head on the Rebel Cruiser and suddenly gets her brain back.
"HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!"
She flies right above the trampoline and presses "stand by" and jumps off, falling on top of somebody..................
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The road goes ever on, Out from the door where it began. Now far the Road has gone, Let others follow it who can! Let them new a journey begin, But I atlast with weary feet Will return to the lighted inn With my evening-rest and sleep to meet.
=The Lord of the Rings=
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Originally posted by Rebel Manta:
**She flies right above the trampoline and presses "stand by" and jumps off, falling on top of somebody..................
**
The Exalted Emporer of Periods, who smacks her for using 18 periods in a sentence. pp suddenly rushes into the room. "BOOM!" He than runs away with maniacal laughter ringing around him. I'm so evil.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Jimbob brings bear to the asylum and gets dead drunk while jumping on the trampoline. He falls off and lands on his head, but lands on fluffy white padding, preventing injury. He then gets up and slams his head into the door after cutting a hole in the trampoline. 
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Uncle Sam asks for a pretty penny to live in his boarding house...
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Zax pushes pp into the acid pit and drinks some ink.
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I look pain, fear, death, suffering and hate in the face, and then hide in a corner until they go away.
Jimbob puts arsenic in a needle and injects it into Zax. He then leaps into the acid pit for the hell of it with an acid-proof raft, and floats around in the acid pit with a magarita. Gets a great tan, too.
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 03-22-2003).)
DeadBeat eats the trampoline and now can fall to the ground and bounce back up.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat eats the trampoline and now can fall to the ground and bounce back up.
**
Luke busts DB out of the asylum just so he can bounce him around the bar. This amuses Luke for several hours before he gets bored and goes to watch the Demented Cartoon Movie.
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Originally posted by Luke:
**Luke busts DB out of the asylum just so he can bounce him around the bar. This amuses Luke for several hours before he gets bored and goes to watch the Demented Cartoon Movie.
**
UR punches Luke for being so damned amused when UR is bored out of his mind.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
Zax punches UR and puts him in a big room and bounces him around the walls.
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I look pain, fear, death, suffering and hate in the face, and then hide in a corner until they go away.
Cresent walks into the bar, and, being too impatient to read anything in this post before page 41(can you blame me?), orders a Vanilla Coke.
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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
DeadBeat wonders how Luke managed to watch that whole movie. Afterwards he throws Luke in a bathtub along with his favorite radio.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
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Originally posted by Cresent:
**Cresent walks into the bar, and, being too impatient to read anything in this post before page 41(can you blame me?), orders a Vanilla Coke.
**
Yes.
Zax ties Cresent into a chair and forces him to read the Doomsday book.
Twice.
When it's upside-down.
And backwards.
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Originally posted by Zax:
**Yes.
Zax ties Cresent into a chair and forces him to read the Doomsday book.
Twice.
When it's upside-down.
And backwards.
**
Cresent gets mad that Zax insulted her by calling her a him and, after getting untied from the chair, ceremoniously dumps Zax in the acid pit.
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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
Luke dies and reincarnates as a Chevy.
"Hey, cool."
Luke runs over Crescent.
"Damn! Well, if you can hear me, your vanilla coke is on the table over there."
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Cresent cleans the tire treads off her face and sits down to drink her Vanilla Coke, while wondering what kind of revenge would annoy a chevy.
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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
DeadBeat jumps into Luke's front seat and drives him off a cliff. When the truck lands it flattens Crescent who is pondering murder over a vanilla coke. Afterwards it rolls into the acid pit.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
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When the truck landed on Cre s ent, (no c), the doors locked, causing Deadbeat to fall into the acid pit with the truck.
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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.
