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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**Skyblade, now a martyr for the Dr. Pepper good guys, dies and joins the good side of the force. He gets his own two-bladed lightsaber (the Sith design rubbed off on me), and the beam is colored brown in memory of Dr. Pepper.

Returning to the bar in a brown cloak, Skyblade attacks the the dark figure that promoted roach juice and slices "it" into 255.33 pieces. He thanks Mac for the large drink he gave moments after his death, and goes to Spica where a large Dr. Pepper warfleet is forming to destroy the evil roach juice empire once and for all...

"Who's on my side!?!?"

**

I'm with you in the war not because I love DP, (I don't even drink DP) but because anything called "Roach Juice" sounds so vile that I don't even want to think about it.

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That wedge of cheese
can't hurt anyone! So
don't dread it - it even
says not to

Do not speaketh with Skyblade! He has chosen a different path! He hath not been here for weeks!

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He haseth a life... eth.

Gah! Stupid clothespin stuck on my tongue, now I can talk...

Rawzer jumps into the Yemuro sysyem, and realizes that he can replace his Scoutship with a Rapier. He lands, buys a Rapier, and goes on.

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Originally posted by Luke:
**Do not speaketh with Skyblade! He has chosen a different path! He hath not been here for weeks!

**

I shalt speaketh to whomever I liketh

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That wedge of cheese
can't hurt anyone! So
don't dread it - it even
says not to

(This message has been edited by disco (edited 10-15-2002).)

DeadBeat blows up a duplicate Boozerama Bar on Palshife owned by Luke's evil clone who managed to escape death during the Clone Wars™. DeadBeat then shoots him in the foot so he can't chase after him. Afterwards DeadBeat jumps into his Vellos Javelin and flies off to learn from Master Yogurt.

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Rawzer jumps into the Clotho System.

"Shizzit! I went too far! What the hell..."

Rawzer lands to buy some medical goods, for bump on his forehead he gave himself. Then he turns around and presses the "J" button...

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DeadBeat goes to Master Yogurts place and finds out that he has gone bad. Once a Vellos goes to the moldy side of the force he can never return. DeadBeat quickly neutralizes him wih some pasta.

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Luke orders a large pepperoni, sauasage, and mushroom Chicago dish pizza.

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A jester pops out of midair, an says, 'I do not belive that i have ever been in two places at once. It is a very unique feeling.'

He then proceeds to pull a 3 liter Pepsi out osf a small pouch at his belt, and orders a large peperoni pizza.

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"Being a Mac user is like being a Navy Seal: a small, elite group of people with access to the most sophisticated technology in the world, who everyone calls on to get the really tough jobs done quickly and efficiently."-Jericon

"KILL THE PEPSi!!!:

Rushes to kill the pepsi. "NO PEPSI allOWED!!"

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"I came, i conquered, i ate pie" - me

Recent events have convinced Luke that someone has spiked his ginger ale.

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Rawzer drinks the last of his ginger-ale-spiking liquor as he enters the Satori system. He lands his shiny new Rapier a little unevenly and rents an air car to deliver the package.

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After killing Master Yogurt DeadBeat silently mourns the loss and then finishes the remainder of the pasta which is spiked.

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Looks down on the Drink vat, "maybe i shuldnt have done thet" Unreal thinks, then buttons his pants..

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"I came, i conquered, i ate pie" - me

Deadbeat flies his Vellos Javelin back to the bar. As he lands his bladder goes out of control. "Must of been the pasta." He thinks to himself as he runs for the toilets.

After he's done flushing the toilet he follows the pipe out of pure interest. It eventually leads to the drink vat. Beside him a drunk takes a drink and comments "Luke what do you put in this stuff, it has a real bite to it!"

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Luke asks DB why he looks so disgusted. DB shows him the pipe leading to the toilet.

"Sh*t!" exclaims Luke. "I'll have to fire that new plumber and get this fixed before the annual sanitary inspection tomorrow!"

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Rawzer gives his spoon to Gandalph (never read the book, sp?) so that he can do a trick. The wizard spins the spoon around in his hands before pointing it at the package. It disappears. Rawzer checks his pocket, and there is a credit chip from the guy he was delivering the package to.

"My spoon rocks!" Rawzer yells, hoisting it up in the air.

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Zax walks in and eats a goat.

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DeadBeat gets a really fat goat and drops it on Zaxs. A satisfying squish is heard below.

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Luke comes out of suspended animation and builds a working movie theater entirely out of used chewing gum.

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