Luke is irritated that Zax is trying to change the subject.
"What, you're not content to listen to Corey's personal problems?"
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Reb. Manta buys Rawzer a drink. Goes to the acid pit and burns her finger. GOes to wash it off.
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DeadBeat gets a spasm in his leg and kicks himself to death. His spasming leg then continues to wreak havoc on the bar.
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Rawzer, the ladies' man, get disappointed when his concoction fizzles before it gets within a million miles of the sun. He is further disappointed when the girl he was trying to talk up showed that she would rather burn her finger in acid than listen to him.
Rawzer, the lonely barfly, orders another drink.
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Someone's listening to my personal problems? sniff aww you guys... 
Yeah, it was my own stupid fault for trying to cross a two-lane road during school hours at a blind corner. The car was only two months old (birthday present from my dear parents, who I still can't believe that they're letting me live with them, let alone keep the car :p)
On an unrelated note, I see good ol' D. Arthur reached the 15-karma mark... yay DA!
What's this? clicks on EVula's website You're KIDDING ME!!! Plugsł is still up??? OMG....somebody shoot me, quick...
ah well. sips a Dr. Pepper/Sierra Mist combo
ahh, life is good...
Well except for the fact that my girlfriend just emailed me to tell me her phone bill is $300 and I'm not allowed to call her for a week. Correct me if I'm wrong but incoming calls are free unless they're collect right? shrugs Whatever. My cell phone has free nights and weekends so I'll just find someone else to call... dials random numbers in the phone book
boy it feels good to rant among friends again
oh for whoever's wondering, I'm not 51. so ph33r me.
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Visual contact? With me? You might want to spare yourself that, Jimbob...
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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**What's this? clicks on EVula's website You're KIDDING ME!!! Plugsł is still up??? OMG....somebody shoot me, quick...
ah well. sips a Dr. Pepper/Sierra Mist combo
ahh, life is good...**
UR blasts CoreyCubed with his neutron rifle. Corey is regenerated and looking a little upset.
"Oh, you were being sarcastic?" 
(quote)Originally posted by coreycubed:
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Someone's listening to my personal problems? sniff aww you guys...;)
Sucks about the car. Too bad the g/f doesn't want you calling. Does she have a cell phone? If not, couldn't you talk over the internet? I know there is a way to do that.
UR passes Corey a drink.
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Luke has some med-droids drag Rawzer over to the new Hospital Tent near the swimming pool.
"Clean him up. Don't let him out 'til he's sober."
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DeadBeat is watching an old episode of Captain America on the bar's big screen TV..."The axis of evil will never defeat the might of america" Captain America yells out. "Sorry," DeadBeat says to the TV, "Already happened in 2020."
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UR watches the movie in Luke's sig, which is about a half hour, but his comp doesn't have sound. It's still funny, but Rawzer has to point out it's much better with the sound. UR gets up and eats buttered toast.
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Jimbob calls Corey a(n) <Insert Profanity Here> for no apparent reason at all, and proceeds to change the channel on the TV to HBO. Of course, it stands for "We Play The Same Movies Over And Over" in Vell-os. A "wonderful" documentary on the life of Barry Manilo is on. Jimbob is dead asleep n mere seconds, and declares it a cure for insomnia.
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War sucks.
(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 01-28-2003).)
My g/f has been acting kinda weird lately...
She yells at me a lot. Which is not a good idea since she lives a dozen hours away by car and can't see me that often. And.....well hey, I like her and all but I can only put up with so many cyberlashings in a month. Yes, we talk over the internet. That's part of the problem. She's....temperamental. Especially when it comes to religion...see, I'm Presbyterian and she's Baptist. I know the church where she used to go before she moved (I teach Taekwondo there twice a week) and well, every time I make the littlest remark about Baptist theology I get the lecture from her big time.
Corey regenerates and sips back a few Cream Sodas. "So I guess Jess isn't around anymore, huh? Heh, I had so much extended family around here..."
Don't tell my g/f that, she even gets jealous of the 12 year olds that I teach computer class over the school break. chuckles woo boy, we've got issues...
But wait - it gets better. Last fall, I came in 2nd place in a national tournament. Guess who came in first? That's right...one of the guys at my girlfriend's new Taekwondo school!! Even better - apparently he's hitting on her! cheers "Yaaaaaaayyy!!"
Wait, I'm not supposed to cheer for that.
Oh well. points to (url="http://"http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/optical_sabotage.asp")this site(/url) Have fun!
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Too bad about the yelling. Maybe you should cool donw on commenting the perspectives of another denomination of Christianity. The big picture: God created everything, Jesus died and rose so we could go to heaven, if we believe in Him we will go to Heaven. End. That's all that really matters. Good job on all the stuff you do.
UR beats up Jimbob within an inch of his life and leaves him. Jimbob regenerates the next day. 
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**"Well Luke, I think the name 'Captain Skyblade' is due for retirement. The absurd post count of that username was also drawing a lot of critisizm anyway, so I'm on safer ground now, eh?"
/pays Luke for the Dr. Pepper, grabs a few extras, and runs off to kill a few reborn infiltrating the bar.
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Why does post count matter? andrew has +10k posts. Besides, I know you as Captain Skyblade. The high karma was much better than whatever your post count was.
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**Oh well. points to this site Have fun!
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Corey, I have the sudden urge to kill you. Jeez...
Rawzer finds himself, still drunk, lying in a hospital bed and plugged to several machines.
"So they've finally done it. They're turning me into a robot."
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**Can't we vote on this?
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This isn't a democracy.
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