The Boozerama Bar NE

Dash_Merc · Mar 14, 2003, 2:06 AM

::ducks, then hears a surprised sound from the creature behind him...::
"SQUAUK!!!"
"Sh*t..."
::turns around, and sees the obviously pissed...thing...behind him.::
::quietly points in Luke's direction::
::gets up, and begins to walk, slowly accelerating to a run::
"RUN LUKE!!!"
::goes to ship::
::sleeps for a bit::

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Dude, where's my Kestrel? Wha--aaaagh!!!
:is shot down:
"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"

Dash_Merc · Mar 14, 2003, 3:04 AM

::thinks::
::realizes::
"Hmm...it sez there's noone else around...either the world has ended, and I survived...or...well, I just think it's odd that NOONE else has been on in the past 30 minutes...it's 8:00 PM...I know some ppl eat dinner around now, but EVERYONE???"
::runs into bar::
"Ow..."
::rubs forehead::
"damn it...third time this week..."
::enters the bar::
"Hey, UR!!!"
::looks around::
::notices that the bar is totally empty for the time being...::
::leaves a post it note on the board for UR...::
::it reads: "Dear UR...I haven't heard from you on IM for a while...will you be on tonight? signed, Dash_Merc::
::is bored::

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Dude, where's my Kestrel? Wha--aaaagh!!!
:is shot down:
"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"

DeadBeat · Mar 14, 2003, 6:12 AM

DeadBeat ponders the meaning of life until he dies.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Jimbob · Mar 14, 2003, 7:52 AM

Jimbob makes a dart outfit and puts it on Luke. He can now play darts on this "Jumbo Board", when he clones Luke 2 times.

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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
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Zax · Mar 15, 2003, 6:54 PM

Sean organises a coup and takes over Evildrome

Dash_Merc · Mar 16, 2003, 6:06 AM

: :pulls out disruptor rifle, and shoots that damned cow...::

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Dude, where's my Kestrel? Wha--aaaagh!!!
:is shot down:
"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"

phantompenguin · Mar 16, 2003, 3:15 PM

pp looks at the cow... "JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A COW WITH A BEARD!" pp runs around in circles a few times, in terror, and than gets out a rather large razor.

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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

Zax · Mar 16, 2003, 3:36 PM

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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**pp looks at the cow... "JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A COW WITH A BEARD!" pp runs around in circles a few times, in terror, and than gets out a rather large razor.

**

Sean then calls up God, who then promptly steals pp's razor

Varter · Mar 16, 2003, 4:57 PM

(Varter bows down before the cow-god, but becomes thirsty and has a sudden craving for milk...)

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- (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Varter")Varter(/url): Also known as "Granny" who will beat you with the cane and chase you with the broom. That's Granny!
"Be who you are and say what you want, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss
(url="http://"http://education.yahoo.com/reference/bartlett/")Quotation Library(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/varter/")Varter's Familiar Quotations(/url)

phantompenguin · Mar 16, 2003, 10:03 PM

Varter slides himself underneath the cow and starts to squirt milk into his mouth, but the cow god avenges himself by levitating himself into midair, where he can't be reached, and begins to shave Varter's head.

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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

Varter · Mar 16, 2003, 10:52 PM

(Varter, noticing his head is being shaved begins to exclaim profanities while ripping off phantompenguin's hair and using it as a wig. Noticing his new toupe will be sufficient, he walks away leaving phantompenguin bald as a baby's...)

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- (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Varter")Varter(/url): Also known as "Granny" who will beat you with the cane and chase you with the broom. That's Granny!
"Be who you are and say what you want, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss
(url="http://"http://education.yahoo.com/reference/bartlett/")Quotation Library(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/varter/")Varter's Familiar Quotations(/url)

Zax · Mar 16, 2003, 11:18 PM

God Cow eats Varter's toupé

Luke · Mar 16, 2003, 11:30 PM

Luke puts up a notice officially denouncing cows and labeling them as "Evil Incarnate."

"Down with cows! The only good cow is a partially digested one!"

Seriously, Zax, that pic wasn't funny the first time, and it sure as hell ain't funny the thousandth time. Give it a rest.

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Ultimate Rebel · Mar 17, 2003, 4:28 AM

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Originally posted by Dash_Merc:
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"Hey, UR!!!"
::looks around::
::notices that the bar is totally empty for the time being...::
::leaves a post it note on the board for UR...::
::it reads: "Dear UR...I haven't heard from you on IM for a while...will you be on tonight? signed, Dash_Merc::
::is bored::

**

Yeah, I like, moved. So I won't be able to get onto AIM for awhile, since my computer isn't near a phone output thingy and I forgot the password so I can't use it on a different computer <blah> <blah> etc... Anyway I might be on every now and under "NintendoSaiyan" (don't ask).
Oh yeah um,... UR gets some whiskey and food and pushes pp into the pit for whatever reason.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel

Jimbob · Mar 17, 2003, 8:18 AM

Jimbob summons Chirpo, and Chirpo challenges the Cow God to an "Ultimate Fighting" match.

Max Kellerman soon shows up to do the fight coverage. Jimbob gets his autograph and then punches Luke for no apparent reason.

This week's sign of the Apocalypse: (url="http://"http://www.macdesktops.com/images/1280x1024/BBspongeMac1280x1024.jpg")<Insert Stupidity Here>(/url)
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Very Vroooooomish...(/url)
(url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)

(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 03-17-2003).)

DeadBeat · Mar 17, 2003, 9:10 AM

DeadBeat drinks the milk of the cow god and becomes invincible. He then proceeds to beat people with his head.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Luke · Mar 18, 2003, 12:56 AM

Luke slams Deadbeat's head into Jimbob's and then lights them both on fire.

"Ah, I wish I had some marshmallows," Luke mutters, gazing at the flames, "so I could stuff them in my eyes and ears and never have to see or hear any of you morons again!"

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Ultimate Rebel · Mar 18, 2003, 4:10 AM

UR shoves some marshmallows in Luke's ears and eyes and down his throat.
UR then finishes the rest of the marshmallows.
He then puts a gas nozzle down DeadBeat's throat and lights the other end.
Ditto that for Jimbob and everyone else.
edited for, uh, misspelling... marshmallow. :rolleyes:
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel

(This message has been edited by Ultimate Rebel (edited 03-19-2003).)

Jimbob · Mar 18, 2003, 4:51 AM

Jimbob reincarnates and lights everyones family on fire, and laughs at them. He changes the acid pit to a gigantic vat of boiling acid. He thows Luke and Deadbeat in, and adds a rubber ducky for good measure. He blows UR up for mauling the capitalizarion of his name. Jimbob, not JimBob.

Heh. Earlier today I went to a party and almost got my leg broken. We were driving a golfcart around a field. I was standing on the back, and we were gonna nail a tree, so I jumped off. I flipped off ten feet and got soaked. I was fine, but, uh, the wheelchamber got busted... I wasn't driving, thankfully.

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(url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)

(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 03-17-2003).)

DeadBeat · Mar 18, 2003, 4:55 AM

DeadBeat remembers that just because he's invincible it doesn't mean he can't feel extreme pain or look mutilated afterwards.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

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