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      Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
      **Got any Dr. Pepper in stock?

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      Glad to see Kyle back, pp buys 50 gallons of Dr. Pepper for him. pp then quietly slips away into some uninhabited portion of the bar to hide, before Luke realizes pp's check was bad.

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    • Rawzer remarks, "Who the hell just slapped my ass?!"

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    • Zax fiddles with the gas piping of the Boozerama so that it pumps in laughing gas. He then glues the switch in the 'on' position and high-tails it to Luna.

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    • Cresent starts laughing hysterically, and heads off to the storage room to eat all the sugar she can find. After eating all of the bar's sugar, Cresent swaps all Kyle's Dr. Pepper for Vanilla Coke and starts drinking it, laughing the entire time.

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      -Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
      -Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

    • pp begins to wonder where Luke is. Come back to the dark side, Luke!

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    • Luke mixes laughing gas and Dr. Pepper (in gaseous form) and inhales some.

      "There are no words to describe it..."

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    • DeadBeat get's high off banana peels, AGAIN.

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      There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
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      Originally posted by DeadBeat:
      **DeadBeat get's high off banana peels, AGAIN.

      **

      Frodo gets drunk and wonders how you can get high from banana peels. While being drunk and inhaling laughing gas Frodo goes insane and jumps into the acid pit just for fun.

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      Originally posted by DeadBeat:
      **DeadBeat get's high off banana peels, AGAIN.
      **

      pp starts huffing ketchup bottles. Or at least he tries to, but it has no effect on him, so he starts getting high off bannanas along with DeadBeat.

      Edit: Fixed code.

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      (This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 03-30-2003).)

    • EDIT: Skip this post. (Sig test).

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      (This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 03-30-2003).)

    • DeadBeat moves from smoking banana peels to snorting gorilla toenails.

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      -DeadBeat
      (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

    • Trugati somehow manages to stumble toward the laughing gas switch while giggling insanely and switches it off. Then she throws Deadbeat into the acid pit just for the heck of it.

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    • After regenerating, Frodo steals DeadBeat's gorilla toenails while DeadBeat is in the acid pit.

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      One ring to rule them all, One ring
      to find them, One ring to bring
      them all and in the darkness bind
      them

      (This message has been edited by Frodo101 (edited 03-30-2003).)

    • The asylum. A surprising lack of content. 😛 😉

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    • Quote

      Originally posted by Frodo101:
      **Frodo gets drunk and wonders how you can get high from banana peels. While being drunk and inhaling laughing gas Frodo goes insane and jumps into the acid pit just for fun.

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      Bah! Not that insane. I've spent the past week in a Hitchhiker inspired insanity (I would've showered with a Gin & Tonic, but I was out of gin 😛 ).

      To anyone that cares, I'm back.

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      Originally posted by Rawzer:
      **Page 42. Werd.

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      I have achieved a greater understanding of the question over the past week.

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      (This message has been edited by SuperNova (edited 03-31-2003).)

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      Originally posted by Rawzer:
      **The asylum. A surprising lack of content.:p 😉
      **

      Bah, I'm working on it. I've got a buncha' stuff, it's just all on my harddrive right now. The only reason that nifty little "Page Coming Soon" thing EVula sets up standard with every EVula.org account isn't there is because I've actually uploaded a couple of my files onto my account a couple times (and deleted them afterwards, of course), and once you do, that standard page is deleted. Bah. Suckage.

      pp hands SuperNova some gin and commands him to shower.

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    • Unreal walks from behind a corner some where and throws a 10,000,000 credit chip at the bar bot. " all the drinks that can buy me" He says to the bar bot. A few days later he stops drinking, he walks out the door and in to his ship (so he thinks). He notices that his key wont fit in the lock. He looks at the name engraved on the door: 'Phantom Penguin'. He backs off the ramp and trys to find his ship and does but colapses before he can get to it.

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    • DeadBeat carves his name in the seat that he usually sits in at the bar and then booby-traps it. "No ones taking my seat...at least not alive." He says to himself.

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    • Still laughing hysterically, Cresent finishes drinking all the Vanilla Coke. Seeing Unreal Centipede, drooling all over her ship while in some kind of coma, she drags him over to the bar and lets him drool on Deadbeat's seat, wondering how good at making booby traps Deadbeat is.

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      -Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
      -Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

    • Zax returns to the bar and drinks all of the bar's Coca Cola

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