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      Rebel Manta somehow recovers from pp's shot. She goes out again. Then returns in Aragorn's clothes.

      "I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, Dunadan, Elessar, heir of Isildur heir to the throne of Gondor, Elfstone, blah blah blah. AND, You all are afraid of me."

      She kicks pp into the acid pit. Then she leaves the bar and returns in her new Rebel Cruiser. Unfortunately, she is not used to using it and crashes again. Then gets up with her face smoking. Goes to wash it off, just as she did in the other bar. Quickly returns and blasts away in her Rebel Cruiser, thinking she needs a break from the Boozerama Bar.

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      The road goes ever on, Out from the door where it began. Now far the Road has gone, Let others follow it who can! Let them new a journey begin, But I atlast with weary feet Will return to the lighted inn With my evening-rest and sleep to meet.
      =The Lord of the Rings=

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      UR gets up after sitting quietly in the corner of the bar, takes aim, and continues to shoot off Rebel Manta's appendages. Now she can't hop in and out like a lunatic, UR also gags her.
      "That should keep her quiet until she dies from loss of blood."
      Everybody cheers and Luke hands UR another drink.

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      You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
      -Ultimate Rebel

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      Luke gives everyone free tacos. Is that how you spell tacos? Oh, well.

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      Rawzer sips his free drink and eats his free alcoholic taco.

      "Hey, Taco! That's my drink! Get your own, you lousy freeloader!"

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      Yes...DeadBeat is about to eat his taco, but a Chiwowa(sp? I'm too lazy to find out the spelling) eats it..."Damn you!" DeadBeat yells at it. 2 minutes later the SPCA fines DeadBeat $1000 credits.

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      If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
      -DeadBeat
      (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

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      "DeadBeat, they're Chihuahuas."

      Luke outlaws Chihuahuas.

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      Sadly, Ultimate Rebel's plan did not work. Rebel Manta walks back into the bar with her "old" Rebel Cruiser and at last lands correctly. Rebel Manta buys a drink and then gets in her Rebel Cruiser again.

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      The road goes ever on, Out from the door where it began. Now far the Road has gone, Let others follow it who can! Let them new a journey begin, But I atlast with weary feet Will return to the lighted inn With my evening-rest and sleep to meet.
      =The Lord of the Rings=

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      UR eats his taco in peace now that RM isn't acting schitzophrenic anymore.

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      You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
      -Ultimate Rebel

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      Trugati finishes the taco and glances warily in Deadbeat's direction, her right hand on her supersonic-hyperplasma blaster.

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      The great space parrot is a biped

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      DeadBeat wonders why Trigati is so uptight...he stole her taco a long time ago and has long since finished it. Trugati silently finishes her "air taco" and then walks off with a smirk on her face.

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      If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
      -DeadBeat
      (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

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      Rawzer buys a drink for his new alcoholic taco friend.

      "I'll name you Taco!" Rawzer announces, giving Taco a hug.

      Chirpo gets extremely jealous.

      <murderous chirp>

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      Luke gets nervous and edges slowly away from Rawzer and Chirpo...

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      Rawzer smiles nervously.

      "Now, now Chirpo. Taco has as much right to be here as you."

      <murderous chirp>

      <scared taco sound>

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      Trugati notices thT Deadbeat's face is now a sickly green.

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      The great space parrot is a biped

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      EVHobo leaves the bar after NO ONE gambles. He returns in elf clothes and shoots everyone withlegolas's bow in about 2 seconds, but everyone regenerates, and EVHobo is out of arrows so he goes and sits down in his gambling booth and orders a round of Bantha Pee Beer...

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      So far I have destroyed
      about 5,000 bounty
      hunters.

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      UR getting upset over all the noise Taco is making, gets up and eats him.

      Taco is regenerated later for some strange reason.

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      You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
      -Ultimate Rebel

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      Quote

      Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
      **Taco is regenerated later for some strange reason.

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      Because Taco is the best ever!

      <jealously murderous chirp>

      <whimpering taco sound (use your imagination)>

      Rawzer zaps Chirpo with an Auto-Enjoy-the-Presence-of-Taco gun.

      <pleasant chirp>

      <relieved taco sound>

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      What/who is Chirpo?

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      -Ultimate Rebel

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      How can you not know who Chirpo is?

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      Quote

      Originally posted by Luke:
      **How can you not know who Chirpo is?

      **

      Just comes natural. 😉

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      You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
      -Ultimate Rebel

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