DeadBeat shoots himself in the foot while trying to find out the mystery behind girls...
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Luke writes a how-to book about dating girls. Keep in mind that Luke was remarkably drunk when he wrote the book and actually doesn't have any useful advice about girls.
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**Luke writes a how-to book about dating girls. Keep in mind that Luke was remarkably drunk when he wrote the book and actually doesn't have any useful advice about girls.
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But than again, considering the strange ways of girls, the book sells amazingly and works very effectively, making Luke the 89th richest person in the galaxy... Wait a sec, before he was the 88th!?!
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Luke robs a bank and is now #84.
"Cool."
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Oh, jeez, now look what you've done! You've opened a one way portal to my bar! Well, no roughhousing! I just swept!
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UR robs the 50th richest person in the universe and becomes the top ten richest. 
Try beating 1,0??.??mil credits. I actually don't remmeber how I got that many as I don't play it (that pilot) much. 
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Luke visits Rawzer's pub and tries to convert the locals to Boozeramanians.
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Mazca eats cats for fun. Mmm, cats.
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"I expect you'd like to know about frogmen?"
Luke tries a bit of cat.
"Not bad. Needs some salt, though."
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UR tries some cat, then pours some jonny's seasoning and finishes it. Mmmm...cat.
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Seems I haven't missed much in my VERY long absence, except the last peice of cat... :frown:
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**Seems I haven't missed much in my VERY long absence, except the last peice of cat...:frown:
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RC! Where have you been?
Luke gives RC a free PGGB.
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Corey wonders what's up with the cat consumption? Ah well, guess it's just one of those things.
Oh, don't worry about ruining the series for me, I picked it up from session #20 and watched to the end, then started from the beginning and watched all the way back up. I loved the last two episodes...yeah it was kinda sad, but it also was very confusing.
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shakes head anyways...
you know how a reciprocal curve approaches infinity as it gets closer and closer to the vertical asymptote? My ex-girlfriend's like that. The closer you get to her, the farther she goes off the deep end. 
I talked to an old friend yesterday on the phone, which was good, since I hadn't heard from her in a long time. "Wonder why I never followed that one up?" Corey muses.
A talking snowman floats into the bar. "Who the heck are you?" Corey asks. "I'm Frosty! Get over yourself you pathetic little meathead!" he says and dumps a flurry of yellow snow on the ceiling fan, blowing snow on Corey and everyone else. "Hey, it could've been worse - it could've been Pepsi!" yells Frosty and disappears.
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Zax force-feeds several werd pills to coreycubed and reads some scones whilst eating Orwell.
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(quote)Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Corey wonders what's up with the cat consumption? Ah well, guess it's just one of those things.
you know how a reciprocal curve approaches infinity as it gets closer and closer to the vertical asymptote? My ex-girlfriend's like that. The closer you get to her, the farther she goes off the deep end. ;)) and grills it.
What the hell does that mean? 
:eek: <scrathes head> I think I might know what you're talking about but not in those fancy words.
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(quote)Originally posted by rebel council:
**Seems I haven't missed much in my VERY long absence, except the last peice of cat...;)
Rereading that last part sounded very cheesy. So I made it less cheesy.
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pp wonders what the heck is going on. First a swarm of noobs come rampaging in, (I think I was one of em, heh) now a bunch of oldtimers are coming back...
In confusion pp throws himself into the acid pit.
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