"Uh-oh," Tempest says as he reads the coded transmission. The message was a priority distress signal from Levo alerting all militia vessels to move to the Levo system to counter Lone Penguin's attack fleet. Tempest then gets on the intercom to all his squadron, "Attention fighter pilots, this is Tempest speaking. Prepare to engage the incoming pirate vessels but have hyperspace coordinates set to the Levo System and be ready to jump when I give the signal." He then switches frequencies to get a message through to general Rawzer's flagship. "General, I got a situation here. Levo may be coming under attack soon by a pirate by the name of Lone Penguin. I can help ya with the pirates for about half the fight, then I gotta get my squadron over there and back up the regular Levo Militia. If you finish up the pirates early enough maybe you would like to come over to Levo yourself and save my !#$. Looks like we got a double header."
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RANK: Captain
STATIONED: U.S.S. Tempest
Meanwhile at the bar...
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Penguin enters the Levo system and imeaditly distroyed every thing in the system. then demands tribute on levo and distroys the fleet like squishing a bug in a squisher. then penguns 10000000000000 ships (remember i have the whole shipyard stock!). Then penguin waits.
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RC, sitting at the bar, wishing his sister din't put a god damm password on her stupid PC so he couldn't play Priston Tale online. "AAAARRGRGGGG!!!" RC orders something stronger.
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The pirate fleet from New Antigua launches into orbit immediately spraying Rawzer's and Tempest's ships with laser and proton fire. The fire is returned and countered easily. The larger capital ships are no match for the Confederate and Rebel Cruisers and the smaller fighters were being picked off by the large squadron of Rapiers in tight formation. Tempest reads a new incoming message from Levo on a subspace distress signal frequency. -LEVO UNDER ATTACK STOP DEFENSE FLEET FAILING STOP REQUST ASSISTANCE-. According to the recent reports, militia fighters are on their way from New Ireland and New Scotland. For the fear of having any other Confederate systems come under attack, the Confederate Navy is also dispatching 3/4 of its defense and attck fleets (consisting of Cruisers and Frigates) to the Levo system. Tempest gets on the comm system to the fleet. "Militia fighters, commence hyperspace jump NOW. Rawzer, when you are done here we could use a hand. Tempest powers up his hyperspace drive and makes his jump to Levo.
One system oustide of Levo Tempest and his squadron join up with all the new milita fighters that had been formed from independent systems around the galaxy. Any man who had a ship with guns or that could be fitted with guns has left home to fight the huge battle.
Current Fleet ship count to jump to Levo System:
Rapiers- 520
Corvettes- 350
Kestrels- 180
Defenders- 4590
Lightnings- 140
Argosy- 1200
Clippers- 950
Confederate ship count unknown... (no one post battles penguin, you can's just "anihalate" my fleet)
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RANK: Captain
STATIONED: U.S.S. Tempest
Penguin Ships Showers the incomeing fleet with missles and torps and 500 Raipers go down cuz most of the wepons fire was directed at them then penguin sends a message in webstory format:
To: Tempest
From: Penguin
Subject: Mercy
Pirorty: High
Encryption: none
Commander, , of the levo fleet i am prepared to show mercy to your fleet if you join my fleet. Say yes and you will be Vice Pres. Decline and you will eat vacume. Reply ASAP.
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Then penguin attacks the raimaning raipers Distroying them. Penguin Then calls the domanated stellars to ship their stock of ships from the shipyard to levo. Then Penguin calls for the rebnels to put 1000 Escourt carriers in to mass production and layer them with all types of armor 1000 plates thick ogf each and 1000 sheild cappasaters and regenerators and 10000 fighters. the escourt carryers and the rebels come in to the levo system and start attacking all the ships.
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(This message has been edited by TheLonePenguin (edited 08-09-2002).)
The remaining Rapier fighters, including Tempest's ship itself drop behind the larger capital vessels.
The Confederate warfleet drops in out of hyperspace and begins creating an immediate threat for Penguin's forces. The cruisers fire endless volleys of Torpedos and patrol ships pour from their bays. The frigates move in to tank the enemy ships at close rand with proton turret fire and heavy rockets.
Tempset gets on the line to his fleet. "Attention militia fighters, Levo must not fall, FIRE AT WILL, REPEAT, FIRE AT WILL." Instantly rockets, missiles, javelins, lasers, protons, and torpedos fly in a huge ball of light and slam into Penguin's ships causing substantial damage. Lightings pour from the kestrel bays doubling the ammount of fighters.
Tempest gets on the line again only this time directing his message at Penguin's flag ship. "Attention Penguin, this is Captain Tempest, Commander of the United Militias and Captain in the Levo Militia. Surrender is out of the question. If we shall die here today it is in the name of freedom and our deaths shall not go in vain. I am prepared to meet my maker, are you? Today is a good day to die!!" He then cuts of his communication and joins formation with an attack wave of fighters...
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RANK: Captain
STATIONED: U.S.S. Tempest
Every one of the carryers launch their fighters, all 10040000 of them and start attacking Tempists ship. His ships sheilds are ar 30% and dropping fast all the ships not pounding the flagships start attacking all the rest of the ships. "FIRE AT WILL!!!!" penguin yells and soon there are beams fireing at the Levo fleet distroying them one by one then the Fighters land in my ship and the work droids attach heavy fuision beams to them. "Attention aleians i will give you any planit you want if you help me get rid of this fleet." The aliens come and pick the fleet off one by one. A escourt carrier blows causing a drop of 40% to all of both fleets. Penguin gets in to his escape pod and orders his ship to ram the fleet(Wich will cause a gigantic explosion because of the space bombs, heavy rockets, Jav rockets, Missles, and Torps. as well as the ship its self. penguin fires his escape pod at an escourt carryer. he takes command and the alein cruiser calls for back up and they come. 1322 alien Cruisers come and distroy all but one 'vette.
((Waits))
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(the aliens are extinct, just a bit curious where u got 1000 of their cruisers from?)
The Levo defense fleet is reduced to 5 ships within 30 minutes of fighting. The Confederate fleet on the other hand is still going strong but requests assistance from anybody nearby. Tempest's Rapier has taken heavy damage and its shield are down. In order to do some final damage to the attackers, he turns his fighter torwards the flag ship and largest cruiser of Penguin's fleet. He then kicks in his ship's hyperdrive and before breaking the subspace barrier, his Rapier colides with the bridge of the ship, drilling a huge hole from the command center to the engine core. The flagship leaks plasma for a few seconds and then explodes, sending forth a large shockwave. Without the flagship, the attack force will at least be temporarily unable to communicate with each other and coordinate for the time being. The remaining militia ships, having seen their commander destroyed, immediately set courses back to their own systems and retreat.
-Tempest has died-
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RANK: Captain
STATIONED: U.S.S. Tempest
Luckily for Tempest (don't give up, man!), Levo Militia Fighters are built with E-Mergenc-E Tel-E-Port systems. During the crash, Tempest was immediately sent to Levo Militia Headquarters. There he was put in an Instant Recuperation Pod, and was sent back up in a new Rapier Mk. II. Tricked out with an extra shield generator, hull reworked, 20 more torpedoes, and fuzzy dice. The Rapier Mk. II kicks arse and kicked TheLonePenguin's in the Fictional Battle of Levo. Yay!!!
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"So this is it. We're going to die."
"Would you stop saying that?!"
Mean while at the bar...
... "I wonder what Tempest is doing."
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ummmm. I GOT RID OF MY FLAG SHIP!!!! any way Pissed off at levo Penguin fires disrupter beams at and levo is distroyed. Then penguins Fleet distroyes the raiper MK II in 1.009 seconds then distroys the escape pod. "I WIN! you are no match for the Rebel high commander!!"Penguin says with a smirk. Then penguin goes to new antuqua but with a full arsonol of ships. and penguin stock ups on armor and sheild boosters and capasaters. As soon as penguin arives he distroyes new antiqua and hypers out
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Luke regenerates his head. He shoots Lyra (because Insano has, indeed, left us and the punching bag position had not been refilled), Rawzer (for going to Brazil), AJ (for shooting Luke), Penguin (for the hell of it), and himself (for going to Florida).
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Baron pilots his shuttle to a spot not far from the bar, lands, gets out, and takes in his surroundings.
Then wonders what happend to the burned out hulk of a ship that served as a bar, for all he can see is a huge, bustling building.
-mutter- "Frickin progress."
Walks in, and feels a few eyes switch from him, to his ship, then back again. "What? I just started a new pilot file."
Walks over to the bar, silently observes the carnage, and sits on a barstool.
-baron, to the robotender- "Double shot of jack."
-robotender- "Excuse me sir, I do understand the phrase and or drink order."
-baron- :mutters curses:
-robotender- "Excuse me sir, I do understand the phrase and or drink order."
-baron- "Jack. Jack Daniels, double shot."
-robotender- "50 credits sir."
-baron gags and scoffs- "50 credits?!"
-robotender- "It is a rather vintage drink, sir."
-baron pays the tender- "I remeber when it was five credits... And a human bartender."
-robotender- "Excuse me sir, I do understand the phrase and or drink order."
-baron decides to bite his tounge-
-looks around- "So this is a bar...."
-robotender- "Excuse me sir, I do understand the phrase and or drink order."
-looks at the tender with a quite homicidal glare, and slowly pulls out his hydrospanner-
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Bobs agrosey crashes in to the bar ans the bar cant regenerate ofer it then Bob takes out the regeneration systen and puts the ship on self destruct sequence. BOOOOOOOMMMMM!
No more bar
The sign over the entrance to the bar, scratched, nicked, and dinged, is embedded upright in the center of the remains. It topples over to reveal AJ, alive and well, sitting at an untouched table. He kills his drink and then reaches into his pack to pull out a handheld regen device. After hitting a few buttons, everything returns to normal and he orders another drink.
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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...
Luke regenerates himself, shoots Penguin, and goes over to Baron.
"Hello, sir. This 'droid's out of order. I was just making the sign."
Luke props up an "Out of Order" sign next to the 'droid.
"Try the next one down."
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OOC: Luke I AM IN THE LEVO SYSTEM HOW CAN YOU SHOOT ME?
any way...
In LEVO Penguin heads to specia and quickly turns it in to a unahibited system. Then goes to the vulcan system and distroys all the passing ships. penguin sends a message to my top engeneer to make a 'gundrone' a floating Proton cannon that is robotic. And to makeit in bay form. And he does so Penguin sets them Next to the Evildrome atmosphere and put on strict alert to blast any ships that are eavenl remotely hostile. then Penguin lands with a Crash (im good at flying just not landing).
he goes to the bar and orders 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 rounds of Shirly Mary's and bloody temples and tips big.
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