ah, Colo-ma-rado, home of the 10 below snow...

checks the backlog I had no idea so many people besides myself were 16

Well, after hearing a VERY long stream of insults/swearwords from my (ex) gf, I've decided to leave her to her ever-so-much-more-so immature self and be on my way. crosses name off the list "OK, time to sweet talk #2..." loads up instant messenger muahahaha...

Corey sits down with his MIDI keyboard and hits random keys - "Play me Beethoven you stupid piece of junk!" he cries repeatedly until he realizes you have to plug it in first and tries to figure out what the heck a "scale" or an "octave" is. "I dunno, it sounds good when other people play stuff," he says, setting the laptop aside for the moment.

Corey climbs into the cockpit and turns on the no-farting light in the main hall. "Passengers, the captain has turned on the no-farting sign," he announces over the loudspeaker. "Please refrain from farting inside the main cabin while the no-farting sign is on. Failure to do so will result in imediate ejection from the spacecraft...------...Ladies and gentlemen, the lavatory has been designated a RED zone. The RED zone is for loading and unloading only. In the event of a barrel roll, please make your way quickly out of the RED zone and back to your seat...-----..." Corey waves at Kyle. "Hey, CS, long time no see, huh?" he shouts.

Having said and done all this, Corey promptly passes out from sheer insanity. Guess the break-up's getting to me

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Luke duct tapes Corey's unconscious body to the nearest wall and puts up a sign:

"THROW ROCKS AT COREY, TWO CREDITS!"

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**Luke wakes up in a bad mood. He wonders where his toothbrush and plastic lawn flamingos went. He takes his anger out on pp by dumping him in the acid pit.

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Rawzer quickly and inconspicuously returns Luke's towel. Then he whistles.

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DeadBeat sells the Pink Flamingos to a museum then gives the money to the Millionaires down on their Luck Charity.

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pp, having spent a great deal of time at the local dojo recently, manages to hover momentarily above the acid pit before falling in. Five minutes later pp is seen rushing through the bar laughing. pp stops for a second to throw a rather large purple horseshoe at Corey (Than again, it's not a rock, but it was fun anyways) before jumping into the acid pit in a daring escape from his pursuer. Two minutes later Lucky comes in yelling, "Blasted penguin! Give me back my Lucky Charms!" (The Lucky Charms can be yours for only 2,000,000,000 credits each, (price rising) on Ebay.)

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Jimbob lights the couch on fire and throws it at Corey. He then manages to find a boulder to throw. He then realizes that the boulder was keeping the bar balanced, and it begins to tip.

He shrugs it off and logs onto (url="http://"http://Terrytate.reebok.com")http://Terrytate.reebok.com(/url)

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SuperNova activates his new Total Perspective Vortex and makes all the other customers in the bar feel very futile.

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Corey places the large flotilla of BBCs (Bar Balancing Clowns™) on the other side of the bar. The clowns wobble back and forth in a desperate attempt to keep the bar from falling completely out of whack with the space-time continuum. Well, actually, I guess that's unavoidable, huh?

Oh, was it Jimbob who was asking about Cowboy Bebop? Yup, I'm a big fan, I never should have started watching it cuz now I'm addicted...plays "Tank!" very loudly out of the computer speakers ahhhhhhhh.......

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Zax steals the Calvinball and runs down the feild.

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Luke is too drunk to wonder why a game of Calvinball just arbitrarily started in the middle of the bar. Luke shoots Zax with a crossbow that was just lying around and takes the calvinball to the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

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While Luke left UR sneakily put his toothbrush back in his bathroom. UR throws a couple yellow snowballs at corey.

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Zax regenerates himself and for no apparent reason throws a goat at Luke.

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pp, realizing it must be throw rather large hairy animals at Luke for no apparent reason day, throws an ape at Luke. Hahah! I win!

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...but Luke easily catches both of them and tosses them right back.

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DeadBeat wins the game of Calvinball with a score of Oogey to Boogey...he's then killed by rioting fans of the sport.

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But since it's opposite day, Cap'n Hector actually won. But seeing the riotous mob, the cap'n decides the best course of action is to be far away...

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**But since it's opposite day, Cap'n Hector actually won. But seeing the riotous mob, the cap'n decides the best course of action is to be far away...

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pp plots his evil revenge on Hector who has plundered far too many credits from him.

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Yeah, Corey. That is the best anime ever. By far. /me wonders how far you are? I saw all of it. And have some tissues nearby at the end. It's sad.

Jimbob pulls out a bass and starts ripping out "Tank!" so loud the roof collapses.

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**Yeah, Corey. That is the best anime ever. By far. /me wonders how far you are? I saw all of it. And have some tissues nearby at the end. It's sad.

Jimbob pulls out a bass and starts ripping out "Tank!" so loud the roof collapses.

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The ending wasn't that sad. A little confusing maybe. I'd ask you my question, but it would probably ruin it for Corey.

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(quote)Originally posted by coreycubed:
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Well, after hearing a VERY long stream of insults/swearwords from my (ex) gf, I've decided to leave her to her ever-so-much-more-so immature self and be on my way. crosses name off the list "OK, time to sweet talk #2..." loads up instant messenger muahahaha...

Corey sits down with his MIDI keyboard and hits random keys - "Play me Beethoven you stupid piece of junk!" he cries repeatedly until he realizes you have to plug it in first and tries to figure out what the heck a "scale" or an "octave" is. "I dunno, it sounds good when other people play stuff," he says, setting the laptop aside for the moment.

Having said and done all this, Corey promptly passes out from sheer insanity. Guess the break-up's getting to me My dad's friend has a cool keyboard that you load these little floppy like discs into and it can play a song or show you which keys to hit next.

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