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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**Manta, the thing that makes penguins such good swimmers is that they can duplicate the motion used by other birds in the air, only they can do it in the water. So, they're really good swimmers, THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN SWIM IN ACID. CHECK YOUR FACTS.
pp gets out of the pit, slaps RM, and than sits down for his millionth drink.

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Oh, I'm sorry for you mr. pp. Because I CAN swim in acid. Because I'm in my Rebel Cruiser. THere isn't a time when I'm not in it.

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Luke destroys Rebel Manta's cruiser with the bar'd defense systems. he then pushes her in the acid pit.

"Stop bragging. Have a beer."

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"What am I doing here?" A gruff yet gentle-looking man steps out of a Cruiser and into the bar. "Just checking in on my predecesors. You wouldn't happen to know where the circus went, would you?" Suddenly D regains his senses and understand his precarious situation. That penguin hangs out here, doesn't he? As he sits down, his eyes flit from side to side, not nervous, yet not quite at ease...

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"Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas."

UR regenerates, and slices pp's suit. He picks up pp by the neck and tosses him into the acid pit. UR positions the regenerator right next to the pit, so that pp keeps falling in right after regenerating.

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Originally posted by Rebel Manta:
**Oh, I'm sorry for you mr. pp. Because I CAN swim in acid. Because I'm in my Rebel Cruiser. THere isn't a time when I'm not in it.:)

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Rebel Manta comes into the bar like she never fell into the acid pit with a new Rebel Cruiser. She pushes Luke into the acid pit.

Rebel Manta: Stop bragging about what huh?

Rebel Manta leaves the bar again.

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DeadBeat turns to Luke, "Can I get a keg in the shape of a Rebel Cruiser?"

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UR waits until Rebel Manta returns in her Cruiser when he destroys the ship including RM. Since the ship isn't alive, it does not regenerate and neither do her credits.

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Yo, do you sell mustard with this space dog?

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Luke gives UR a PGGB on the house.

"DeadBeat, I'll have to special-order that."

Luke hands Zax a hot dog with mustard.

"Merry Christmas."

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Rebel Manta, her ship, and her credits regenerate.

Rawzer scolds Ultimate Rebel saying, "Everything regenerates, watch." Rawzer proceeds to break a chair over UR's head. The chair regenerates. Rawzer repeats the motion until UR cries, "Okay, okay, I get the picture!" Then Rawzer smashes him in the face with a Van GoghŽ. It regenerates. Rawzer simply says, "Yep."

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DeadBeat wonders what the meaning of life is, then he realizes how bored he is while waiting for his keg. He buys a beer to pass the time.

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Originally posted by Luke:
**Luke gives UR a PGGB on the house.

"DeadBeat, I'll have to special-order that."

Luke hands Zax a hot dog with mustard.

"Merry Christmas."

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UR takes the PGGB and orders a hot dog.

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Nebula Roamer orders a pint of Beer(Neutron Chemical included) and takes out his new Tripla Neutron Phase Blaster. It is made of three substances. Neutron, Proton, and Coaxial. He blasts a few shots into the ceiling and the roof comes down.

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Originally posted by Luke:
**Luke gives UR a PGGB on the house.

"DeadBeat, I'll have to special-order that."

Luke hands Zax a hot dog with mustard.

"Merry Christmas."

**

Damn you, I wanted a space dog. The average temperature of space is -273 degrees C, so why's this dog hot?

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob notices the rather large post count, and puts down a bet that it will get to 2,500 before it stops.

W00t.

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After finally getting out of the acid pit chain, (122 times so far) pp slaps Trugati's siblings for bragging so much. "Sorry, but it was getting really annoying!" He notices D and smiles an evil smile. While pp is at the Albatross, it's D's home, but this is where pp RULES!... Luke tells pp to shutup. :frown: pp shrugs, drags D outside the bar, and blows him into oblivion! (Obliveon... Ubliveeon... Uhbliveeuhn..... WHO CARES?!) Yet somehow D regenerates..... How does he do that?

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Originally posted by Zax:
**The average temperature of space is -273 degrees C,...
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That's not true. That's the lowest temperature it could possibly get. And, as we know, there are places that have more heat than that, but nowhere where it could be lower. Therefore, the average temperature of the universe is obviously -27 2 şC, or 1şK.

Edit: I added two smilies to bug people, and so that Zax would realize that I don't actually give a damn, no matter how much I sound like I do.

Edit, Mach 2: I changed "space" to "the universe" to include planets, suns, and such.

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(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 01-23-2003).)

(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 01-25-2003).)

DeadBeat goes into space with a thermometer to confirm this...10 minutes later he comes back with a frozen suit and a very cold thermometer.

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Originally posted by Nebula Roamer:
**Neutron, Proton, and Coaxial.
**

So you have part networking cable with copper in the middle?

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Yay!!!!

The Boozerama will NEVER DIE!!!

Remember the days when they used to lock topics after 200 posts?

laughs hehe, those were the days...

Coreył wakes up long enough to nod approvingly at all the usual activity and falls asleep for another couple of months...

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"Corey! Where have you been? Here, have a large amount of free food."

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