It isn't?
/jumps out window
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Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics.
-Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt
The Aftermath will soon be upon you. Be warned.
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DeadBeat opens the window after Rawzer jumps out of it...he looks down and sees Rawzer's bloody body...then, he quickly dumps his chamber pot out the window and turns away.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url) -
pp, being the useless noob, fingers Corey and demands, "Who the hell are you?" pp kind of wobbles around a bit and collapses into the acid pit.
Edit: Typo. That's 100 pit-caused deaths right? Yeah, we'll just say it is due to my laziness to go and find out. Huzzah laziness!
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 01-29-2003).)
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Jimbob shakes his head violently to wake himself up after regenerating, and hurts his neck. He strectches and looks out the window to see a rather large pot on top of Rawzer. In a few minutes he puts Rawzer's "Leftovers" into the pot to make stew. The fat is left for Chirpo.
A few spices and taters later, the bar special is ready. Jimbob tastes it and remarks on it's dull flavor.
Oh and that really sucks, Corey. Kudos on the 2nd place, but... Heh. Good luck, I guess. :frown:
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<Insert Clever Saying Here>
War sucks.(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 01-29-2003).)
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**A few spices and taters later, the bar special is ready. Jimbob tastes it and remarks on it's dull flavor.;)------------------
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
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DeadBeat feeds Chirpo to his pet pitbull "Fluffy".
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url) -
Quote
Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat opens the window after Rawzer jumps out of it...he looks down and sees Rawzer's bloody body...then, he quickly dumps his chamber pot out the window and turns away.**
Oh! I have a more disastrous dituation! (Alright, probably not.....) My entire harddrive is wiped! Entirely! Woke up this morning, got on, GONE! GONEGONEGONE! Oh, the best part is my brother's, mom's, and dad's stuff is still there! But mine you ask? GONE!
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methinks somebody is playing a prank on pp. His brother?
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel -
Rebel Manta enters the bar and crashes like usual.
Rebel Manta:Urgh... rubs head Haven't been on here for a while.
Decides to kick the bar until it breaks since it's so boring.
Rebel Manta: Come on, let's have fun action here.
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The road goes ever on, Out from the door where it began. Now far the Road has gone, Let others follow it who can! Let them new a journey begin, But I atlast with weary feet Will return to the lighted inn With my evening-rest and sleep to meet.
=The Lord of the Rings=(This message has been edited by Rebel Manta (edited 01-31-2003).)
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Trugati's Rebel Cruiser screams into the bar through an opening that forms as soon as she approaches. As she enters, it closes silently.
"Well? What are you looking at me like that for?" she growls as she climbs off.
"You've been absent and you didn't ask my permission." Luke growls back.
"I've never heard of anything like that!" Trugati knocks him out with a swift uppercut to his jaw. Then she takes out her portable TV and turns it on. A basketball game is going on. "Go Number 24!" she squeals.------------------
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Jimbob leaves the soup to UR for a moment while he generates a large leather sofa from the back room. He places it next to the other one in front of the T.V and wacthes the game.
"Oh come on, ref, open your eye!"
"Your missing a good game!"
"Your grandma can call that better!"Jimbob gets very involve in the game and throws a lawn chair across he room.
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Quote
Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
**methinks somebody is playing a prank on pp. His brother?**
It was my dad, but not a prank. A program which prevented me from using the internet attatched itself to my harddrive. At night while I was asleep my dad wiped my usernname after transferring all my files to his account. I found out about an hour after I posted my message.
pp, a little dazed, climbs out the acid pit and wonders where everyone is. Hey... Luke's not around! pp grabs the nearest Bazooka-Rifle 6000 (One just happens to be lying around) and begins a hostile takeover of the Boozaramma. He is blown to bits by the defenses in the bar in seconds.
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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 01-31-2003).)
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Luke reincarnates as a cheese wedge.
"What the hell? Oh, well."
Luke dumps Trugati and RM in the acid pit. Then he uses his telekinetic powers to kick pp in too and demands to know why pp's karma was lowered.
"You know the rules. You have to maintain at least a D average and at least 0 karma to visit the bar."
pp reminds Luke that that was never a rule.
"Shut up and disolve! You're in an acid pit, for God's sake!"
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Jimbob tosses a few rubber duckies in to keep PP company. PP hugs them while he disentegrates. He then gives Luke a high five and walks over to the wall. He pulls out a camera from the wall and pops the tape into the T.V. Phantom penguins lovely is played over and over in slow motion.
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Originally posted by Rebel Manta:
Rebel Manta: Come on, let's have fun action here.Rawzer slams RM's head into a wall. He proceeds to hit on Trugati. But right before the punchline of his never-fail-date-getting joke, RM kicks him "down below," providing entertainment for everyone.
Except Rawzer, who is in agony.
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Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics.
-Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt
The Aftermath will soon be upon you. Be warned. -
Corey wanders in the general direction of the employment office and gets a job as an intergalactic bounty hunter.
"Great. Just great." Corey mutters. "Now my girlfriend thinks I want to break up with her, and I can't get in touch with her since she won't write me back..."
Everyone is telling me I should just dump her like a bad tuna sandwich. ^^ Ah well. I'm going on a week-long vacation to Colorado (ski trip!) so she'll just have to think about it for one long week without hearing from me. I'm half-laughing-my-butt-off and half-beating-myself-up.
"w00t," says Corey, and takes off after the Red Dragon Syndicate. (susequently getting himself killed, and regenerated)
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Kyle jumps into the bar to grab a quick snack (accompanied with plenty of Dr. Pepper, no doubt). He looks at corey and begins to finger his lightsaber... Kyle feels the need to start some excitement in Boozerama.
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Originally posted by coreycubed:
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"w00t," says Corey, and takes off after the Red Dragon Syndicate....
**Cowboy Bebop?
-=!@#$%^&*()_+
Just for fun, Jimbob whips out a Light Katana (Samurai Light Saber), and takes a swipe at Kyle's head. He parries his thrust, then feints to Kyle's stomach and goes back to his head. He jumps back into a defensive stance.
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War sucks. -
Kyle stands back and takes a look at Jimbo.
"Nice work, my young Padawan."
Kyle then proceeds to bear down on Jim with type 7 lightsaber skills and fries him to the ceiling using the Force. After becoming a black smocking "object" attached to the roof of the bar, Kyle hands him a Dr. Pepper.
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