AJ notices Chirpo staring at taco lustfully. Taco starts looking nervous again.

He mentions to Rawzer that me might have overdone it with the Auto-Enjoy-the-Presence-of-Taco gun...

And for the hell of it, AJ whips out a pistol, levels it at Penguin's chest, and lets off a shot that lifts him off his feet and sends him flying backwards into the acid pit again. AJ places the gun back into the folds of his flight suit as Penguin's legs slowly sink out of sight into the bubbling goop.

-AJ

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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

At that same moment DeadBeat finishes his temporary slide from the regenerator to the acid pit. He sees a pengiun quickly fly by and go in, quickly fly by and go in...DeadBeat grabs a seat, a drink and gleefully watches.

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Rawzer decides that the Boozerama isn't the best place for Taco, and sends him via UGE to the Guilded Truffle, which is now it's own nation-state.

Chirpo proceeds to kill people, but only the freeloaders.

Rawzer immediately buys a bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.

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EVHobo suddenly gets an idea and opens a taco bell in the bar, but because he doesn't have any health permits, some stupid county official shuts down the taco bell after 1 person buys a taco, with out any cheese.

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So far I have destroyed
about 5,000 bounty
hunters.

On impulse UR blasts AJ with his Neutron shotgun, which blows a huge hole in his body while sending him to the acid pit.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel

Yay. Ninety-Four! Victory! pp gets out of the pit and is confused at everyone running around. He tries to order a beer but Luke is too busy rushing past, trying to grab this weird bird-thing... pp collapses to the ground and is hauled into the pit... again.

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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

UR places a banana peel right next to the regenerator, so that pp slides back into the acid pit.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel

pp regenerates and Luke shoves him right back in the acid pit. Muahahahah.

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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**Yay. Ninety-Four! Victory! pp gets out of the pit and is confused at everyone running around. He tries to order a beer but Luke is too busy rushing past, trying to grab this weird bird-thing... pp collapses to the ground and is hauled into the pit... again.

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I believe you want to fall in again huh pp?

Rebel Manta kicks him into the acid pit. Was that a nice kick?

pp returns angrily.
Rebel Manta: ooops.

pp kicks her into the acid pit.

Rebel Manta pukes into the acid pit.

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The road goes ever on, Out from the door where it began. Now far the Road has gone, Let others follow it who can! Let them new a journey begin, But I atlast with weary feet Will return to the lighted inn With my evening-rest and sleep to meet.
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98, let's see anyone compete with that! pp slices UR before tossing him into the acid pit. Yay!

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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

DeadBeat turns the acid pit into an acid wave pool. It splashes all the people walking by...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Trugati plants a magnet in Deadbeat's shirt. Then she fills ten water balloons with acid and tie them to another strong but miniature magnet. The balloons hurtle toward Deadbeat at 100 miles per hour and splatters him all over with acid.

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The great space parrot is a biped

After his 99th regeneration from the acid pp puts on an acid-proof suit. HAHA. INVINCIBLE.

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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

Luke looks at the penguin wearing a suit. Luke laughs uncontrollably.

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DeadBeat spends 4 years in the hospital and another 3 in recovery. As soon as he makes it back to the bar after 7 years he falls in the acid pit and regenerates.

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Rebel Manta regenerates and comes out of the acid pit. She thinks that it would be great if pp fell in 100 times into the acid pit. She grabs pp and throws him into the acid pit again, making it the hundreth time for him to fall in.

Rebel Manta: You're a pinguin so you can swim in acid can't you?

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Originally posted by Rebel Manta:
**Rebel Manta regenerates and comes out of the acid pit. She thinks that it would be great if pp fell in 100 times into the acid pit. She grabs pp and throws him into the acid pit again, making it the hundreth time for him to fall in.

Rebel Manta: You're a pinguin so you can swim in acid can't you?

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Manta, the thing that makes penguins such good swimmers is that they can duplicate the motion used by other birds in the air, only they can do it in the water. So, they're really good swimmers, THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN SWIM IN ACID. CHECK YOUR FACTS.
pp gets out of the pit, slaps RM, and than sits down for his millionth drink.

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"I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

Jimbob notices the rather large post count, and puts down a bet that it will get to 2,500 before it stops.

W00t.

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(Insert Clever Saying Here)

DeadBeat wonders when it will end...he then get's a drink to solve all his questions...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Rawzer is drunk. Very very drunk.

Well, not really.

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