Mazca eventually notices Macavenger has misappropriated his jug of whisky, and smacks him round the side of the head. Having taken the whisky back and taken a long drag of it, he slurs at Luke "MY favourite sport is . .. . ." and collapses in a drunken stupor again, deciding that alcohol induced unconsciousness is preferable to baseball.

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
Oh, and being 5'8 at age twelve, I tend to enjoy basketball.

Macavenger stares at Jimbob briefly, and decides that this is the excuse he has been waiting for. Being firmly opposed to all forms of basketball and basketball lovers, the presence of one in the bar is plenty of reason to start a soda war. Mac heads for the Dr. Pepper storage room (which takes up approximately 6.75 of the bar's 7 square miles of floorspace, as well as the entire underground) to arm himself.

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UEA heads to his ship and graps a poncho and umbrella(a BIG one to cove his stand. all that Dr.P might break throught its shield grid ;).

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Travis loads his misle launcher with DP, his cannons with pepsi and turrets with Red bull.

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Luke, pulling out his Sprite™ bazooka and ElectriSprite™ defensive force shield, mentions to Mac that the real DP tanks in the bar are (relatively) small. However, there is an almost continuous flow of the stuff coming down from the DP bulk freighter fleets orbiting the planet.

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OV grabs a new Vanilla CokeŽ and slurps it down

I wonder how a real one tastes......

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UEA calls his ship and tells it to send a consistant flow of energy to the Shield. im ready. gee. people will want something to sop up all that soda.... (new sign.)

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Burgers: 25 cr. each.
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Luke glances at OV. "Vanilla Coke? I forgot we even had that."

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Meanwhile, click (url="http://"http://hammer.prohosting.com/~moosemaj/sounds/fawlty/learnit.wav")here.(/url)

Edit to prevent triple post: Look here: (url="http://"http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/billboards6.htm")http://www.dribblegl...billboards6.htm(/url) Besides that, the site's pretty funny.

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(This message has been edited by Luke (edited 05-12-2002).)

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Meanwhile, click here.

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I learn it from a böök?

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Mazca scorns the amateurs who load their guns with soft drinks - he fills his guns with absolut vodka and fires it into the eyes of everyone nearby.

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"Oh yeah! Well take this!" OV yells as he loads up his gun with some Captain Morgan and fires away

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Mazca's vodka slaps against's Skyblade invincible glasses, and a blast of turbomixed Dr. Pepper blasts Mazca into the basketball hoop, which then proceeds to collapse on top of Luke.

"Ouch"

/assists Mac in assembling a Dr. Pepper fire hose (3 feet in diameter) and sprays the evil bar members.

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So it's soda war again, eh? This will be cool.

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Luke shoves the hoop off himself.

"Hey! I'm on your side, half-wit!"

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(quote)Originally posted by Luke:
**Luke shoves the hoop off himself.

"Hey! I'm on your side, half-wit!"

/Hands Luke a Dr. Pepper, then hits him one more time.

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Luke sips the DP while gently rubbing his head. After this he takes his Sprite Bazooka and blasts it at Jimbob...

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soda of all types hits UEA's shield and is repeled. soon the bar floor has enough soda in it to swim in.

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Originally posted by Luke:
**Luke sips the DP while gently rubbing his head. After this he takes his Sprite Bazooka and blasts it at Jimbob...

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Jimbob ducks and pulls a huge Seirra Mist rocket launcher out of hammer-space and launches it at Luke. He then ducks down behind his hoop and uses it as a barracade, and being a standard 60" Backboard, it works well. Having enoguh time after distracting Luke, he adds another plexiglass layer to it, with a Tritanium frame.

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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 05-13-2002).)

Jimbob suddenly finds himself blown to the Sol system after Skyblade and Mac point the very large Dr. Pepper firehose at him.

/starts swimming in the bar

"How about a 100-meter freeswim, anyone?"

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