(quote)Originally posted by Luke:
**"I want one! Mommy, mommy, please mommy! Buy me the light saber, mommy!";)

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"What reason would we have to commit murder when we say that women who induce abortions are murderers and will give account of it to God? For the same person would not regard the fetus in the womb as a living thing and therefore an object of God's care. -Athenagorus of Athens

DeadBeat has gotten board of starring at the wall of the bar. His eyes slowly wander towards a table with two suspicious men in black trench coats. One of them picks up a suitcase and opens it up. It's filled with roach juice, the other man nods in agreement. They both leave together, DeadBeat follows them cautiously from behind. They both jump onto a light freighter, as they lift off sign on their freighter flies of revealing to letters RJ. DeadBeat jumps into his Vellos Javelin and maintains his pursuit.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

Meanwhile, Skyblade has officially become the CEO of CocaCola, and immediately sends DeadBeat reinforcements to secure the bar and the surrounding sectors from intruding roach juice agents. A decontamination squad is also sent to remove the deadly substance which is in the suitcase.

Skyblade then declares war on the roach juice empire, where a whole new story begins to unfold. Luke is placed second in command of elite force 12, complete with a number of new Dr. Pepper blast gunships.

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"What reason would we have to commit murder when we say that women who induce abortions are murderers and will give account of it to God? For the same person would not regard the fetus in the womb as a living thing and therefore an object of God's care. -Athenagorus of Athens

Luke and his highly trained soda engineers begin work on new, highy advanced Spriteshields™ and MargaritarmorŽ for the CocaCola Imperial Navy.

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Skyblade corrects Luke: "That's CocaCola Liberation Navy. You think we want to become a bunch of Imperials just like the roach juice empire?"

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"What reason would we have to commit murder when we say that women who induce abortions are murderers and will give account of it to God? For the same person would not regard the fetus in the womb as a living thing and therefore an object of God's care. -Athenagorus of Athens

(quote)Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**Skyblade corrects Luke: "That's CocaCola Liberation Navy. You think we want to become a bunch of Imperials just like the roach juice empire?":D

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After days of persuing the 2 roach agents they started to approach their destination, this could be shown because their warp was slowing down. It only turned up on DeadBeat's extra long-range scanner, it was a huge object about the size of a moon. But it was something else, "That's no moon", DeadBeat whispered to himself, "that's a roach star" Making a quick decision DeadBeat hits the afterburners catching up to his pursuers, using winter tempest he knocks them out of warp, and then after a quick gun battle he disables their light freighter. He boards their craft, his computer notifies him that it's has only one room, it's modified to carry extra large cargoes of roach juice. He pulls out a poisonous gas grenade, they deserve it DeadBeat thought to himself, for what they've done. He drops it down, screams are heard below, but after 10 seconds they are silent. Then DeadBeat quickly takes over the light freighters computer, the ventilation system on the ship is then reversed to get rid of all undesirable gasses. Once DeadBeat gets in to the ship he takes the clothes of one man then dumps the bodies into space. DeadBeat silently commands his Vellos Javelin to land on a nearby asteroid as he get's changed into his new clothes, "I'm going to complete this cargo run", DeadBeat thought to himself. Before he leaves he quickly sends an encoded message to Captain Skyblade informing him of his plan. What would happen next is unknown to him, that's when fear took hold of him.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

(This message has been edited by DeadBeat (edited 06-19-2002).)

Penguin orbits around the DP HQ with his finger on the 'launch all fighters RIGHT NOW!!' button. After 3 days a roach convoy approaches the area. You can guess what Happens next... BOOM!!!!!!

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"So You are a heartless basterd" -Me

After being hired from the alley Penguin Makes a fighter bay speclay degined to hold the CocaCola Liberation Navy forces.

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"So You are a heartless basterd" -Me

Sudenly, Chirpo bursts into the bar!

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But Chirpo is shot once his ID reveals him as a roach juice agent!

Suddenly, the bar is overrun by a powerful force of pepsi ground forces...

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...So Jimbob blows up the bar, killing everyone. Then the bar is recreated, barflies reincarnate and everyone is happy.

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And the new bar lives happily every after, and Skyblade, along with the Force, decide that the Boozerama needs to die for awhile.

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Rawzer bursts in with his purple lightsaber, over four feet in length, swinging it wildly. Tables, chairs and patrons are vaporized down the middle (then reincarnated seconds later) as Rawzer yells out:
"Time to die, Zorgos King!!! Ahahahahahaha!!!!!"
Rawzer looks around. No guards, no throne, no royal chamber. No Zorgos King. Odd. This place seems to be some kind of restaurant. With some sort of "bar" where drunk people are sitting. Is this a rehabilitation center? No, too much booze. Unless that's part of the program. Rawzer decides to ask the person who seems most important, the least drunk guy behind the "bar."
"Um. Ahem. Excuse me, is this-"
"Beer?"
"What? No, I would llike to inquire as to what-"
"Whiskey?"
"Uh, no, I want-"
"Jynnan tonix?"
"No!! What is this place?!!"
"This a bar, moron. Beer?"
"No, thanks. Do you have any skim milk?"
"This a bar, you order alcohol here."
"I don't want alcohol, I want milk. Its calcium and vitamin D builds strong bones and teeth."
"That's nice. Have a beer on the house."
"Okay... fine."
Rawzer takes the beer, and uses his force powers to change it into the most delicious glass of skim milk in the galaxy. He offers some to each patron. The milk sobers them up, and changes their minds about the whole sitting-in-a-hole-in-the-ground-and-getting-closer-to-death-by-ingesting-unhealthy-doses-of-poison way of life. They all pay their tab and leave, never to return again. The bartender is heard to say:
"Thanks, fudgeface."
Only he didn't say fudge.

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What the hell is a drink coke subliminal message?

(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 06-22-2002).)

I want some fudge right now...

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"I'm gonna drop you like Third Period French!"
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Quote

Originally posted by grunadulater:
**I want some fudge right now...

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Mmm.... fudge....

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What the hell is a drink coke subliminal message?

DeadBeat sits in the cockpit of the light freighter still disguised as a roach agent. Then he thinks up a desperate plan, he get's the escape pod ready and aims the ship at the roach juice pumping port. DeadBeat jumps in the escape pod and blasts off. The crashing freighter combined with the exploding quality of the roach juice led to the instant destruction of the roach star and a rather nice fireworks show. As DeadBeat sits in the escape pod with debris from the roach star flying past he wonders, who is going to pick him up?

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

Zax picks DeadBeat up and forces him to drink a bottle of alcohol-free alcohol.

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If at first you don't succeed...
buy more guns...
If you still don't succeed...
Cheat.

Since there is nothing in the bottle, the alcohol-free alcohol goes down very easy. Luke cuts Rawzer's head off for making his customers stop drinking beer. Luke sends the defense robots to destroy the roach juice ground troops. Luke dumps Skyblade in the acid pit just for fun.

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As Rawzer sits at he bar, thoughtfully sipping his milk, all of a sudden his spider sense starts tingling. He begins to turn around, but before he can do that, his neck gets vaporized by Luke's lightsaber. That wasn't very nice. Rawzer needed his neck for nerve connections, blood flow, air flow, and for holding up his head. Now that his head was on the bar, he couldn't do much wth his body. Just kind of look at it, he guessed. He ordered a pint of Old Janx Spirit. He also asked for a bendy straw. As soon as he started drinking the Spirit, his neck regrew, followed by shoulders, arms, torso, pelvis, and legs, with all organs included. Now he had two bodies, onje of which seemed completely useless. He decided to donate it to Richard Nixon. He neede a body for his head, and Old Janx doesn't work well on former presidents. He'd get arms if he was lucky. Well, Rawzer decided that he better get going to destroy that Zorgos Empire, but first he changed all the alcohol in the place into that same delectable skim milk, so Luke's patrons would return. Yea!

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A couple thoughts on victory:
If you think you'll get a kick in the balls, and you get a slap in the face, consider it a victory.
Eating ice cream is funny. If you eat half a pint, you're a pig. If you eat the whole pint, you're the victor!