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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat steals Luke's plaque and puts it on his wall. DeadBeat wonders whats attracted all the new comers...free beer? DeadBeat starts running towards the bar.

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"Duh, it's the women. By the way, Trugati, I ain't taking the women out, and they come from a variety of races." pp fixes 'em up, and soon they are back on the market. pp hasn't been around for a while (A while for him) and asks Luke to add some rules:
1. No acting like a bigshot
2. No permanent invincibility, and no special treatment becausr you're a girl.
Suddenly pp gets an idea. "5 ZILLION CREDITS TO WHOEVER CAN TRACK DOWN AND POST EVERY SINGLE BAR RULE THAT HAS BEEN POSTED IN THE PAST!"
To finish up pp's comeback pp goes over to Hobo and stabs him through the heart. Once regenerated, pp does this again. This goes on a couple more times. pp goes back in time before Hobo threw himself into the pit and stabs him again. "NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO BREAK THE ACID PIT RECORD 'CEPT ME, GOT THAT? THAT'S MY TERRITORY!" pp than moves forward in time to find he still owns the record with 22 throws into the pit. Luke somehow knows what pp has done and congratulates him with a free beer, before throwing him into the pit again. Life is good.

Edit: pp accepts DeadBeat's monkey fight duel and climbs into the arena himself in a monkey suit. He whips out his SPOON OF THE GODS! MUAHAHA! Soon DeadBeat and many others have climbed into the pit with monkey suits on themselves, spoons in hand. SPOON FIGHT!!!

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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 01-09-2003).)

Luke smacks his forehead for wasting the bar's 1138th post. Then he accepts pp's new laws and laughs at the idea of tracking down every law the bar has ever had.

"Do you know that the Boozerama will be two years old in just a few months, now?

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DeadBeat's monkey suit itches and smells bad. He whips out his "Big Momma" Spoon and charges at PP yelling "Spoooooooon!" He clashes with PP and the spoons make an ear splitting sound, suddenly Furius George runs in and jumps on PP's face. PP quickly throws FG off and stabs him, DeadBeat yells out "Noooooo!" DeadBeat quickly gives FG his keyboard and he types in "Pray for Furius..." and then he dies. DeadBeat charges towards PP with blinding rage. Ominous Starwars music begins playing, Luke is standing laughing, his face is all wrinkled and he's wearing a cloak. PP suddenly pushes DeadBeat down and Luke says, "Now young DeadBeat, you shall die..."

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pp grins an evil grin and says, "Excellent." pp would now like to take the time to point out the "The Albratross" bar has been ressurected over on the EVO webboards. Check it out! pp than stabs DeadBeat to death before tossing him in the acid pit. Any new challengers to my Spoon of the Gods?

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Rawzer hurries back from Port Oread.

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An Argosy lands in the middle of the arena. A lone figure steps out, and the Argosy flies back into orbit. Rawzer is here, with his (url="http://"http://www.adventuredog.net/images/spoon.jpg")Spoon of Doom(/url). All hell breaks loose.

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Rebel Manta gets so bored of all the talk. She stops using invincibility and instead pushes all the guys in the bar into the acid pit. Then goes out to eat some lembas.

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I love Confed butt kicking

Trugati sees Palpatine and Vader standing over Luke. She draws her elvish blade and hacks Palpatine's head off. Then she finds out to her horror that Luke is Deadbeat, her nemesis. She thinks for a while, just standing there. Then she shrugs and forgets all about it.

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EVHobo gets tired of the acid pit and getting thrown into it, because everytime he goes throught the regenerater, his beard goes away, which REALY MAKES HIM MAD!!, and decides to ask Luke for a private section of the bar where he can set a gambling outfit, with course paying Luke a couple million credits every day, depending on the days earning.

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So far I have destroyed
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DeadBeat attacks Trugati with his lightdagger (like a lightsaber). She quickly jumps out of the way, DeadBeat throws the dagger and it hits Trugati in the shoulder. Then in the middle of the action, Trugati shrugs and forgets it. "Alzheimers?" DeadBeat says to himself.

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While Deadbeat stands there, pondering, Trugati stealthily sneaks up behind him and attacks him with her Spoon of Power. Deadbeat falls senseless on the floor.

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Luke gives Hobo ten square feet near the basketball court for the gambling center.

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Originally posted by Luke:
**Luke gives Hobo ten square feet near the basketball court for the gambling center.

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EVHobo thanks Luke and buys him some beers. He then sets up a few card tables and some other hobos come in and they start some rounds of poker and blackjack. Soon it gets boring, so they hope some more people will join them...

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UR pushes pp in the acid pit for fun then orders a scotch and soda, a jack daniels, a saalian brandy, vodka, moose drool,.....

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Trugati buys the strongest drink in the bar and downs it easily.

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Rebel Manta buys a drink but quickly drinks it down and gets bored. Suddenly, just for fun, she becomes drunken and starts making weird noises and walking strangely. Soon, she falls head first into the acid pit. Then comes out.

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The road goes ever on, Out from the door where it began. Now far the Road has gone, Let others follow it who can! Let them new a journey begin, But I atlast with weary feet Will return to the lighted inn With my evening-rest and sleep to meet.
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Luke buys some stronger drinks.

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As soon as the shipment of the stronger Booze comes in, unreal buys it all. And downs all of it in 5.555 Secondes

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Originally posted by Trugati:
**Trugati buys the strongest drink in the bar and downs it easily.

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Rawzer buys her another, and one for himself.

"Ready?" he asks, shot glass in hand.

"Yup," she replies, in much the same way.

"1,..." Rawzer begins.

"...2, 3!" They say together, pouring the drinks down their throats. Trugati hardly makes a face. Rawzer gets loaded into an ambulance.

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"SCORE! 24 TIMES INTO THE ACID PIT!" pp shouts before collapsing from Thrown-In-The-Acid-Pit-Tire. Once pp gets up he decides he can fly. "Wheeeee!"

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Unreal makes a 'Automatic Acid Pit Thrower-Into' And attaches it to pps Head. Every 10 seconds he gets flung into the acid pit.

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