The Boozerama Bar NE

Luke · Jan 11, 2003, 11:01 PM

After downing the new strongest drinks, Unreal and Rawzer are nearly dead.

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Rawzer · Jan 12, 2003, 12:41 AM

Rawzer dies, then reincarnates as God. Lucky me!

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Unreal Centipede · Jan 12, 2003, 1:07 AM

Unreal shoots luke. "I cant be killed by a drink!" And unreal walks right into the acid pit.

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Rawzer · Jan 12, 2003, 2:40 AM

God calms Centipede down.

"Now, now, you weren't killed. You almost were, though"

God hits Centipede with a bolt of lightning.

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DeadBeat · Jan 12, 2003, 11:33 AM

On impulse DeadBeat jumps into the acid pit.

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Rebel Manta · Jan 12, 2003, 12:53 PM

Rebel Manta enters the bar again, in Sith clothes.

"COOOOOMMME TO THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRKKK SIDDDDDE!!!"

Rebel Manta blasts Sith Lightning at everybody. Then leaves the bar. she quickly comes back in elf clothes.

"This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance."

Rebel Manta exits again. Then she returns this time in Major Davies' clothes.

"I've got another mission for you..."

Again, she exits. Then returns with her dorky Rebel Manta. She thinks there should be some excitement here.... She loses control of her ship and crashes right into pp, throwing him into the acid pit. THen crashes into Luke. Luke flies into the acid pit screaming bloody murder. Then sighs contentedly and sits down to drink one of the strongest drinks. Again, she becomes drunk and falls into the acid pit. But as always, she returns.

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Trugati · Jan 12, 2003, 12:57 PM

Trugati throws water on Rawzer. "Stop the charade, will you?"
Rawzer emerges blinking like an owl.
Then Trugati buys him a synthale.

As she finishes her synthale, she looks around to see Rebel Manta popping in and out in different costumes. "Possibly schizophrenia," she says to Rawzer, looking like a conceited nerd.

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phantompenguin · Jan 12, 2003, 1:43 PM

pp, after getting thrown into the pit for a total of (Counting the original twenty-four times thrown into the pit) 89 times. "NO MORE!" he yells and takes the thing off. "FREEDOM!!!" he screams before being hit by Rebel Manta into the pit. Once pp climbs out for the 90th time he notices this greek god sitting at a table drinking. Heheh, but because of Luke's rule about invincibility... A moment later Rawzer is gone. He pops up again soon enough though (Blast that regenerator) only this time as an ant. SQUISH! Rawzer suddenly reappears in regular form.
pp shrugs and is almost knocked down by Rebel Manta's running around. Something about that really pisses pp off... So pp shoots Rebel Manta and places her in a slow time stasis field. "WE'LL SEE IF SHE RECOVERS FROM THAT! MUAHAHA!"

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Luke · Jan 12, 2003, 3:26 PM

Luke offers pp ten million credits for the stasis field generator.

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Rawzer · Jan 12, 2003, 6:11 PM

I didn't say a Greek God, I said God. The Christian God.
I didn't say I was invincible.
On with the story:

Rawzer, back to his old self, is lying on the floor, staring up. God looks down and says, "Rawzer, Rawzer, Rawzer. Tsk, tsk. You're so f*cking blasphemous."

"I can't help it," Rawzer peads. "I'm Atheist."

"Are you f*cking serious? I'm right here! " God roars. (What a pottymouth...)

"Well," Rawzer explains, "it could be a trick of the light."

With that, God smites Rawzer and sends him to hell.

"God dammit," exclaims Rawzer.

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Captin' Stardust · Jan 12, 2003, 7:47 PM

Stardust aims his Ion particle cannon up at the sky and fires. A hulk of a Reb Cruiser falls 5 days later from the (system with Georges world). "Im a good aim, arnt I!" says Stardust He then takes aim at EVHobo and fires. When the ion flux feild is gone so is EVHobo. Then EVHobo comes out the regenerator. "Damn regenerator!" Stardust yells

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Rawzer · Jan 12, 2003, 9:57 PM

THX-1138

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Captin' Stardust · Jan 12, 2003, 10:38 PM

"Whatever" And stardust shoots the acid pit. acid flys everywhere and most of it goes to pp.

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phantompenguin · Jan 13, 2003, 1:03 AM

Wow, death from the pit outside of the pit. That's new... pp calmy explains to Rawzer that he was assuming Rawzer meant a greek god as he's never heard of the Almighty hurling thunderbolts... Maybe pp needs to pay more attention during church. pp flies a bit more before crash landing in the acid pit. (Heheh, 92!)

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Rawzer · Jan 13, 2003, 1:43 AM

God, er... Rawzer calmly explains to pp that God can do whatever the hell he wants. Rawzer proceeds to burn in agony.

"Ow. Ow. Ow..."

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Luke · Jan 13, 2003, 2:02 AM

Luke tells Rawzer and God to brake it up. With a final few lightning blasts at the members of the bar, God leaves. Luke glues Rawzer to a bar stool and hands him a large beer.

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Rawzer · Jan 13, 2003, 2:09 AM

Rawzer sips his beer, glaring at God as He leaves. He turns to Luke. "This is free, right?"

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Captin' Stardust · Jan 13, 2003, 2:31 AM

Stardust hits luke with the cannon. Then blowes up all the Regeneratory in the known and unknown Galixy. Then he blows up the bar leveing the acidpit.

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DeadBeat · Jan 13, 2003, 5:46 AM

DeadBeat turns to Luke and says, "I'll have a pop, shaken not stirred." 2 minutes later DeadBeat is rushed to the hospital with sever acid burns to his eyes.

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Trugati · Jan 13, 2003, 5:58 AM

Trugati makes Stardust walk the plank into the acid pit...

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