...George W. Bush was still trying to learn how to...

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**...George W. Bush was still trying to learn how to...

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...stop looking like a *****anzee. He decided that wearing a...

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...purple wig would do the trick, but the press corps hated it and decided to...

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...have massive plastic surgery so he would look exactly like Helen Hunt. However...

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...something went wrong and he came out looking like Robert Novak. Apalled, Bush aides...

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...himself in looking like a president instead of trying to appease everyone's complaints (heck, if Bush is ugly, I hate to think what that makes Gore :p). Bush then heads to Texas for a western-style horse ride, but is suddenly...

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...hit by...

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...big, fat...

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...and dirty...

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(This message has been edited by General Rak (edited 06-25-2002).)

...not to mention smelly...

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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**(heck, if Bush is ugly, I hate to think what that makes Gore:p )
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heh... He's not ugly, he just looks like a çhimp.

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...piece of...

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... ***t, then gets hit by...

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...a string of horse dung, which was launched from...

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...a horse in Tibet who...

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...had a medical condition called Syndrome...

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**...had a medical condition called Syndrome...

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...which caused it's food to...

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...to rocket of the animal's anus in a series of machine-gun-like farts.

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The horse is then obliterated by the entire Israeli Defense Force, which is then sucked up into a interdimensional wormhole and winds up on the Polish-German border on Sept. 1, 1939. The Israelis fight the invading Nazis and...

God bless,

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...then assassinate Hitler, while he was in...

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...a state of shock at being crushed by the 'defenseless' Jews. After obliterating the entire Nazi force...

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