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OctoberFost

...Electors shall meet in their respective States, and vote by Ballot for two Persons, of whom one at least shall not be an Inhabitant of the same State with themselves. And they shall make a List of all the Persons voted for, and of the Number of Votes for each; which List they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the Seat of the Government of the United States, directed to the President of the Senate. The President of the Senate shall, in the Presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the Certificates, and the Votes shall then be counted. The Person having the greatest Number of Votes shall be the President, if such Number be a Majority of the whole Number of Electors appointed; and if there be more than one who have such Majority, and have an equal Number of Votes, then the House of Representatives shall immediately chuse by Ballot one of them for President; and if no Person have a Majority, then from the five highest on the List the said House shall in like Manner chuse the President. But in chusing the President, the Votes shall be taken by States, the Representation from each State having one Vote; A quorum for this Purpose shall consist of a Member or Members from two thirds of the States, and a Majority of all the States shall be necessary to a Choice. In every Case, after the Choice of the President, the Person having the greatest Number of Votes of the Electors shall be the Vice President. But if there should remain two or more who have equal Votes, the Senate shall chuse from them by Ballot the Vice President...

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David Arthur

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Originally posted by OctoberFost:
But if there should remain two or more who have equal Votes, the Senate shall chuse from them by Ballot the Vice President...

...appointed by the Governor General in Council by Instrument under the Great Seal of Canada. A Lieutenant Governor shall hold Office during the Pleasure of the Governor General; but any Lieutenant Governor appointed after the Commencement of the First Session of the Parliament of Canada shall not be removable Within Five Years of his Appointment, except for Cause assigned, which shall be communicated to him in Writing within One Month after the Order for his Removal is made, and shall be communicated by Message to the Senate and to the House of Commons within One Week thereafter if the Parliament is then sitting, and if not then within One Week after the Commencement of the next Session of the Parliament. The Salaries of the Lieutenant Governors shall be fixed and provided for by the Parliament of Canada. Every Lieutenant Governor shall, before assuming the Duties of his Office, make and subscribe before the Governor General or some Person authorized by him Oaths of Allegiance and Office similar to those taken by...

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Luke

...people who have the right to remain silent and not say anything which might incriminate themselves. Anything they say can and will be used against them in a court of law. They can stop answering questions the cops ask them at any time. They have the right to have a
lawyer with them when they go to court or during questioning. If they cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for...

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David Arthur

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Originally posted by Luke:
If they cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for...

...the following fundamental freedoms: freedom of conscience and religion, freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication, freedom of peaceful assembly, freedom of association. Every citizen of Canada has the right to vote in an election of members of the House of Commons or of a legislative assembly and to be qualified for membership therein. No House of Commons and no legislative assembly shall continue for longer than five years from the date fixed for the return of the writs of a general election of its members. In time of real or apprehended war, invasion or insurrection, a House of Commons may be continued by Parliament and a legislative assembly may be continued by the legislature beyond five years if such continuation is not opposed by the votes of more than one-third of the members of...

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Luke

...Little Billy's Boys Only Treehouse Club...

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TheLonePenguin

... Wich is just some kids who wanted to feel important so afterwards ...

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Mazca

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Originally posted by TheLonePenguin:
**... Wich is just some kids who wanted to feel important so afterwards ...

**

...a string of important sounding words like subpoena were strung together with the subjunct intention of...

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David Arthur

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Originally posted by Mazca:
...a string of important sounding words like subpoena were strung together with the subjunct intention of...

...making the declarations and resolutions set forth in the Reports of the said Conferences: And whereas it is meet and proper to set out by way of preamble to this Act that, inasmuch as the Crown is the symbol of the free association of the members of the British Commonwealth of Nations, and as they are united by a common allegiance to the Crown, it would be in accord with the established constitutional position of all the members of the Commonwealth in relation to one another that any alteration in the law touching the Succession to the Throne or the Royal Style and Titles shall hereafter require the assent as well of the Parliaments of all the Dominions as of the Parliament of the United Kingdom: And whereas it is in accord with the established constitutional position that no law hereafter made by...

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Mazca

Look, you've killed the topic with your legalistic quotings.

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disco

post short. :rolleyes: a guy named BUMBUM who...

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Luke

...had two bums...

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Vice Admiral Ipvicus

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Originally posted by Luke:
**...had two bums...

**

... was going to the hospitol to get one removed...

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Mazca

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Originally posted by Vice Admiral Ipvicus:
**... was going to the hospitol to get one removed...

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when a whale offered to buy it from him for...

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Walnut

Quote

Originally posted by Mazca:
**when a whale offered to buy it from him for...

**

... a reassurance that as soon as possible after the present treaty comes in force all prisoners of war shall be reciprocally restored. The Imperial Governments of Japan and Russia shall each appoint a special commissioner to take charge of the prisoners. All prisoners in the hands of one Government shall be delivered to and be received by the commissioner of the other Government or by his duly authorized representative in such convenient numbers and at such convenient ports of the delivering State as such delivering State shall notify in advance to the commissioner of the receiving State...

...of course, he responded by saying that...

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What would the walnuts do?

Luke

...he would only agree to this if...

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OctoberFost

Quote

Originally posted by Luke:
**...he would only agree to this if...

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...each Party undertakes not to deploy ABM systems or their components except that:

(a) within one ABM system deployment area having a radius of one hundred and fifty kilometers and centered on the Partys national capital, a Party may deploy: (1) no more than one hundred ABM launchers and no more than one hundred ABM interceptor missiles at launch sites, and (2) ABM radars within no more than six ABM radar complexes, the area of each complex being circular and having a diameter of no more than three kilometers; and

( within one ABM system deployment area having a radius of one hundred and fifty kilometers and containing ICBM silo launchers, a Party may deploy: (1) no more than one hundred ABM launchers and no more than one hundred ABM interceptor missiles at launch sites, (2) two large phased-array ABM radars comparable in potential to corresponding ABM radars operational or under construction on the date of signature of the Treaty in an ABM system deployment area containing ICBM silo launchers, and (3) no more than eighteen ABM radars each having a potential less than the potential of the smaller of the above-mentioned two large phased-array ABM radars.

The whale responded that...

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(This message has been edited by OctoberFost (edited 07-13-2002).)

Mazca

Quote

Originally posted by OctoberFost:
**
The whale responded that...

**

..."I'm just a damn whale, cut me some slack and push me back into the sea already". So...

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Luke

...the whale was pushed back into the sea where it fled to...

Edit: 2002 posts... Wow.

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Mazca

...Greenland. When the whale arrived...

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Overrider720

Some elephant poachers went looking for whales who.......

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