this board has neer no activity so im posting this bar to try and breath some life into it.

"Welcome to my bar please follow the rules."
1.no killing other bargoers (without bringing them back to life later)
2.make it interesting
3.the limit of hitting OV in the head is 32725 times per post.
4.no damaging of any thing unless you plan to pay for it to be replaced.
Role playing is allowed
/me waits for drunks to stumble in looking to join the Rebellion.

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Insanity has its advantages

(This message has been edited by U.E. Admiral (edited 03-10-2002).)

Jimbob walks in and douses the floor with Gasoline. From a distance, he then throws a molotiv cocktail into the bar, burning it down.

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob walks in and douses the floor with Gasoline. From a distance, he then throws a molotiv cocktail into the bar, burning it down.:p

**

/me pulls out his regenerator and replaces the bar.
/me demands payment for burning down the bar.(50,000cr.)

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3.the limit of hitting OV in the head is 32725 times per post.

Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to get abused, not OV!

Insano sits down and drinks a drink that he won't tell anyone what's in. He then gets very... weird. That's the only word to describe it.

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NDJ comes in and asks for a glass of water and wonder why Insano is feeling weird?
Is it because of the cyborg in the corner?

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ares comes in, sits down, and orders a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

I was going make a new bar called the "Retaraunt at the End of the Universe" or something following a HHGTTG theme.. What was the name of the big boom diner mentioned in that book? Something like "Bob's Big Boom Burgers." Maybe next time...

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(This message has been edited by ares1 (edited 03-10-2002).)

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Originally posted by ares1:
What was the name of the big boom diner mentioned in that book? Something like "Bob's Big Boom Burgers." Maybe next time...

The 'Big Bang Burger Bar' or something along those lines, I believe.

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Uh-oh... the multiple useless bars are coming... we'll become a clone of the EVO board..!

/me gets drunk and starts yelling about the "good ol' days" in the Boozerama bar.

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Asriel walks in and smacks OV on the head.

"What? What do you mean Overrider isn't here yet?!"

He settles for smacking Insano on the head instead, and orders some spice liquor.

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Originally posted by U.E. Admiral:
**this board has neer no activity so im posting this bar to try and breath some life into it.

"Welcome to my bar please follow the rules."
1.no killing other bargoers (without bringing them back to life later)
2.make it interesting
3.the limit of hitting OV in the head is 32725 times per post.
4.no damaging of any thing unless you plan to pay for it to be replaced.
Role playing is allowed
/me waits for drunks to stumble in looking to join the Rebellion.

**

Walks into the Lame Bars R Us
Reads the sign
Looks around
Kills everyone and busts the place up with his Neutron Blaster Rifle
"DUDE! Rules for bars? I don't think so dude..."

Seriously; rules?
Whatever. We need the Boozerama back. Should I post one? Hmm...
We'd be on XVII (17)

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Originally posted by Luke:
**Uh-oh... the multiple useless bars are coming... we'll become a clone of the EVO board..!

**

I wouldn't worry, as my bar (The Aerobrake) is dead. It has been getting about 1 post per 2-4 days, and Insano was one of 3 remaining posters.

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"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him."
-John Morley

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Originally posted by The Space Between:
**We need the Boozerama back. Should I post one? Hmm...
We'd be on XVII (17)
**

I'd appreciate it if you left the honor to me; I have something planned...

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so much for breathing some life into this board.
this adds to the failure list.
Current Score:
Fail--everything
did right--zipo

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Ah yes, ye ol' Boozerama Bar, started by Ultimate Rebel, a young one at the time... I remember my first post, started a whole series of inside jokes about packages due yesterday... hee hee...

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WHAT?!!

Deciding that some entertainment was needed, spl_cadet walked in with an M-20 Squad Automatic Weapon and started firing across the bar. Those who didn't have the back of their head's blown out usually had a few rounds through the chest. Satisfied with his work, spl_cadet took out a hand grenade and tossed it in just for kicks as he left, leaving a very messy scene of gore and mayhem behind.

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Originally posted by spl_cadet:
**Deciding that some entertainment was needed, spl_cadet walked in with an M-20 Squad Automatic Weapon and started firing across the bar. Those who didn't have the back of their head's blown out usually had a few rounds through the chest. Satisfied with his work, spl_cadet took out a hand grenade and tossed it in just for kicks as he left, leaving a very messy scene of gore and mayhem behind.

**

/me walks out of the bathroom, looks around, sees his opportunity and robs all of the corpses of wallets, jewelry and other valuables. He then proceeds to take all the money out of the cash register...

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--ares

"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him."
-John Morley

As ares1 is robbing everyone, Cap'n Redeye sneaks up behind him, robs him, then regenerates the bar and everyone in it using his Regen-r-all, which is currently sitting outside the bar in the yard.

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"WHAT DO YOU WANT!"
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/me clubs redeye, steals the regenerator and all his money back, and begins creating hundreds of bars all over the place.

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"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him."
-John Morley

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Originally posted by ares1:
/me clubs redeye, steals the regenerator and all his money back, and begins creating hundreds of bars all over the place.

Oh no... please don't do that... anything but that!

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spl_cadet gets rather annoyed at the idea of there being some survivors and detonates a 35 megaton H-bomb at the bar, killing everyone (except himself) and destroying all bar regenerators.

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