I never really liked these bars, least not after the first few.
-Every one is the same
-Long load times
-Gets boring
-Lack of actual sex,beer, and drugs 
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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a not and swing!
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Now, the story:
Rawzer
enters the bar, and has several drinks. He passes out, and wakes up to discover himself on fire! 
He attempts to extinguish himself with the nearest drink, a Flaming Moe!Three days later, he wanders into the bar and
the bar has installed auto defense cannons! Poor Rawzer...------------------
WHAT?!! -
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**He attempts to extinguish himself with the nearest drink, a Flaming Moe!**
They still serving those?
SuperNova buys everyone an Old Space Parrot vomit drink.
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luck is beating the odds, bad luck is when they are the odds of having something bad happen to you. -
ProtoformX walks back into bar carrying a shrubbery. Why the hell is all this vomit on the floor! Don't you people know what a bathroom is for! :mad: Walks back to ship and releases...
THE ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS
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Ach! It's a monster! Kill It! Kill It!
It's not a monster it's Mr.Burns.
Aww. It's Mr.Burns.
KILL IT! -
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Originally posted by ProtoformX:
**Walks back to ship and releases...THE ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS
:eek:**
Your gay robot won't stant up to the power of the forklift cheat!
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luck is beating the odds, bad luck is when they are the odds of having something bad happen to you. -
Robotic Richard Simmons implodes destroying any hope of the forklift ever being used.
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Ach! It's a monster! Kill It! Kill It!
It's not a monster it's Mr.Burns.
Aww. It's Mr.Burns.
KILL IT! -
You lie! I was blocking the doorway with my giganticly huge shrubbery, and my 'vette was parked out back with autocannons set on vaporize.
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Ach! It's a monster! Kill It! Kill It!
It's not a monster it's Mr.Burns.
Aww. It's Mr.Burns.
KILL IT! -
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Originally posted by ProtoformX:
**You lie! I was blocking the doorway with my giganticly huge shrubbery, and my 'vette was parked out back with autocannons set on vaporize.**
It was an illusion. I was never inside the bar after buying vomit inducers for everyone.
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luck is beating the odds, bad luck is when they are the odds of having something bad happen to you. -
Do you ever get the feeling that this bar would go out of buisness without us paying for the all of our damage? I mean I haven't seen anyone come in here and buy a beer without trashin something.
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Ach! It's a monster! Kill It! Kill It!
It's not a monster it's Mr.Burns.
Aww. It's Mr.Burns.
KILL IT! -
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Originally posted by ProtoformX:
**Do you ever get the feeling that this bar would go out of buisness without us paying for the all of our damage? I mean I haven't seen anyone come in here and buy a beer without trashin something.**
Time for more bar trashing!
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luck is beating the odds, bad luck is when they are the odds of having something bad happen to you. -
....Suddenly, from orbit, sixteen capital ships drop out of hyperspace, power up their turbocannons, and vaporize the bar and everything around it for a 1000-km radius. Aboard the lead vessel, the Tacit Blue, Cap'n Redeye laughs. All of the bargoers are rematerialized onboard the last ship in his fleet, the Rebel Star, and then the crew abandons ship while it flies into a black hole. Having used all of the available pods to escape, the bargoers are left to be crushed by incredible forces, while their insane clones are released on the planet Earth's defense forces.
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"WHAT DO YOU WANT!"
-Arthur Kane -
Mr. Moose enter the bar. Everone screams.
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originally posted by everyone.
AHHH!Mr. Moose notices the smilie site is down ( :)) and joins the screaming.
Mr. Moose sits down. Rawzer screams, "Get off my head!" Mr. Moose apologized quickly but he is not fast enough. Rawzer slaps him and sits on his own head (don't ask).------------------
Yeah, I'm back. -
Gage walks in bar and tries to sell his limited supply of holy hand grenades. He finds a few customers, and donates the money to the bar restoration effort. Grabbing a waborita for the road, he leaves the panting couple in the corner, zooming off in his humvee before something disatrous happens to him.
(There - sex, booze, and money. What more do you want?)
Gage hears an explosion in the distance...
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Gage Stryker,
Purveyor of missing links.
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Originally posted by SuperNova:
**SuperNova comes back to the bar, notices the new patrons, and then throws an acid grenade into the bar. People run out screaming.**
runs out of bar screaming
Mr. Moose slap SN and takes his grenades. Mr. Moose's finger slips and it pulls out the pins of all the grenades. "BOOM!"
/ouchies
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Yeah, I'm back.
