...spontaneously ceasing to exist.
THE END
I'll put it into one document. 
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Qwerty the Walking Micro-Brewery was happy, mostly. He was just mildly afraid that the notroious Greenbeard the Pirate would steal his brand-new Corvette. But that wasn't the biggest problem. It all started when a satanic chicken had knocked on his door and said "Aye, top o' de mornin' to ye!" The chicken then started to slice its body to small peices. It made Qwerty the Walking Micro-Brewery sad to see the chicken getting sliced up, so he quickly ate it. Yumm, chicken! He got in his corvette and drove around 700 k/ph above the speed limit and crashed into a rubber ducky which failed to explode when he crased into it so he doused it with napalm, attached a 50 gigaton antimatter warhead to the ducky, and ran away, and pressed the big shiny red apple which did absolutely nothing. He then went over to his girlfriend's place where he built bird houses and smuggled kestrel subsemblies which quickly failed to amuse him, so he went down to Ruby where he started shooting off lots and lots of big, slimy, red ostrich eggs, which then hatched and into nonviable offspring. So our pedantic hero died an untimely death and was replaced by Captain Earl Smith, intergalactic ear wax salesman. Earl was a Captain who sold intergalactic earwax in little tubes called TUBES O WAX. he decided to open one and gess what jumped out nothing jumped out, there was merely wax in the tube. However, the tube attached itself to our fearless protagonsit, at which point he died. Our new hero is a goat named Big Bong Bang who has a penchant for booze and lollapaloozas as well as the Rigillian Dung Beetles found on Rigil IV. Once, the goat big bong bang found that he was shrinking at the alarming rate of sixteen thousand miltrex per gopontander which is about equivalent to the Kukellian sixteen thousand miltrex per gopontander which is about equivalent to the Kukellian epondometer milotrose; and so our hero had now shrunk to the size of a pea. So he walked over and sat down at a bar to fullfil his need for booze. He was chugging a Corona when some isiot stabbed him and became the next victim of goat spit also known on Levo as nothing. Meanwhile, a two-headed man sat, drunk on Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, at a dingy bar, claiming that this planet (Beeblebrox) had been named after himself. Sick of the drunken ramblings, the bartender showed to everyone in the bar is neutrino shotgun and said it went off as he twirled it around his head and killed the yappy dog that had come in a week ago. The bartender then pulled a brew from under the bar, got piss drunk, left the bar unattended, and then entered Super Manta Pilot Georges with his arms flailing wildly in the air. Unfortunately, his left hand got stuck in a huge, whirring...
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