Ambrosia Garden Archive
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      C

      ...Super Stereotype Man, who, while not any particular social group, could assume the form of any social stereotype ever made back to ancient Sumeria. He...

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      Captaintripps: Now with ribs!
      (url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

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      O

      ... assumed the guise of the typical Irish drunkard and began to sing a drinking song that went along the lines of "Hey ho, there's a stick in my bum...

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      OverlordX
      "I use soap rendered from the fat of dead puppies and kittens, better known as Irish Spring."

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      M

      ...so I think I'll hum!" And then a Canadian arrived to deal with...

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      Kosh was here...

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    • M
      M

      ...Super Stereotype Man, who had now assumed the guise of a drawling stereotypical cowboy, complete with...

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      (url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url)
      Who needs a belt? I have a belly! - Alex North

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    • L
      L

      ...a gun and an IQ of 40. Then...

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      Write your complaints here: O
      Please don't write out of the space.
      (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
      (url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

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    • I
      I

      ...Sterotype man became an Amish. So that meant...

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      Go to the Escape Velocity Empire. (url="http://"http://evempire.netfirms.com")http://evempire.netfirms.com(/url) Post all your stuff and enjoy everyone else's.
      Worms Armageddon name: Insano
      B.net name: Insano3
      STVEF name: Insano

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    • O
      O

      ... his gun became a rake which he then used to ...

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      OverlordX
      "I use soap rendered from the fat of dead puppies and kittens, better known as Irish Spring."

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    • N
      N

      ... to try to convert everyone around him. But the Canadian with is Ski-doo and told him...

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      Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
      Reine de ce Monde.

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    • C
      C

      ...to "scooter my daisy heads" in no uncertain terms. Gimble ahead towards the navels with kumquat zingers and...

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      Captaintripps: Now with ribs!
      (url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

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    • O
      O

      ... belly dancing polar bears. Super Stereotype man now became a laplander and began...

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      OverlordX
      "I use soap rendered from the fat of dead puppies and kittens, better known as Irish Spring."

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      Z

      ...To be pumped full of neutrinoes by an intelligent shade of the colour purple...

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      Do you want to know my signature?
      really?
      well...
      Tough!:p

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    • N
      N

      ...that was in fact Barney (again?). With the help of Super Stereotype Man Filled with Neutrinos, he was hoping to...

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      Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
      Reine de ce Monde.

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    • G
      G

      save the world from man eating penguins, but at that moment a flux in space-time transported him to a Confederate Cruiser at...

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    • D
      D

      Quote

      Originally posted by Asmere:
      save the world from man eating penguins, but at that moment a flux in space-time transported him to a Confederate Cruiser at...

      ...five o'clock the previous day...

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      David Arthur
      (url="http://"http://davidarthur.evula.net/")davidarthur.evula.net(/url): MissionComputer and the Talon plug-in for the original Escape Velocity
      (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net/")EV-Nova.net(/url) : Forums Now Open

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    • L
      L

      ...so he explored the ship until Crewman #129 spotted him, and reported to the captain that "a really weird stowaway" was on board, so...

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      (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
      (url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

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    • M
      M

      ...they all went to Finschafen where they ran into...

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      Kosh was here...

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    • G
      G

      ...a walking talking dildo which...

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      "Good is never done except at the expense of those who do it: truth is never enforced except at the sacrifice of its propounders."
      - John Henry Cardinal Newman

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    • C
      C

      ...which really turned out to be a hot dog mand advertising, so bought some hot dogs and flew away in there...

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    • G
      G

      ...Rebel Cruiser and laid seige to the Sol System with the assistence of...

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    • C
      C

      ...1500 bass drum lugging, bug-eyed monkeys, all arriving at the...

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      Captaintripps: Now with ribs!
      (url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

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