Yeah I love that trick!
Monty python holy grail=awsome
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-"and the lord did grin, and the people feasted on the {forgot}, and the breakfast cerials, and the freuit bats, and th..." "oh just get to the grenade part!
-"we are the knights who say Ni! to pass you must bring us a shrubbery!"
-"there is only one contradiction, we are now the knights who say {forgot}. you must briing us another shubbery and cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with a herring!
Witch!
-"we have found a witch may be burn her?!" "how do you know she is a witch?" "she looks like one!" "yea! reah! burn! (more mumbling)" "bring her forward." "im not a witch, im not a witch!" "ubut you are dressed as one." "they dressed me up like this!" "ah! no! we didn't b..." "and this isn't my nose its a false one!" "well?" "well we did do the nose." "the nose?" "and the hat, but shes a witch!" "yeah! burn her! Witch! burn!" "did you dress her upp like this?" "No! no! No! No! yes, yes, A bit! a bit! just a wart!" "what makes you think she is a witch?" "well she turned me into a newt!" "a newt?" (long pause) "I got better," "Burn her anyways!" Burn! Burn! Burn her anyways! yeah! ohho! burn! Burn her anyways!" "quiet, quiet! there are ways of telling she is a witch." "are there? what are they? tell us! tell us! tell! yeah!" " tell me, what do you do with witches?" "burn them! burn! Burn! burn them! burn!" "and what do you burn apart from witches?" "more witches!" "good! so why do witches burn?" (long pause) "be..." (long pause) "cause their made of wood?" "gooood!" (mumbles of approvement) "so how do we tell if she is made of wood?" "build a bridge out of her!" "ah but can you not also build bridges out fo stone?" "oh yeah, yeah, yeah" "does wood sink in water?" "No! no! it floats! it floats!, throw her intpo the pond! the pond! yeah! the pond!" "what also floats in water?" "bread! uh, apples! verry small rocks! cider! uh, grape gravy! Cherries! churches! Lead! a duck!" "exactly! so logically..." "if... she... weighs the same as a duck....... shes made of wood!" "and therefor?" "A witch! A witch! A witch! Witch! A witch! A witch!"
well my arms are getting tired so cya!
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"the universal answer... 7"- When I get bored my brain thinks verry strange things.