Shapely and slender,
Perfect curves and figure,
Finally, my Hawk.
Defenders attack,
I look out my rear mirror,
A Cruiser pilot laughs.
Pushing near 500,
I evade most weapons,
Farewell torpedo.
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People complain about
Pro Wrestling being
fake all the time. Well,
7th Heaven is fake, and
More EV Haikus... Part Two!
Freighter slowly pass,
Hectors beak looks imposing,
I think I'll run now.
Landing on Spica,
Portmaster looks in awe,
Frog poop on my keyboard.
Mantas try and stop,
Incoming Confed Frigates,
Frog poop on my keyboard.
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People complain about
Pro Wrestling being
fake all the time. Well,
7th Heaven is fake, and
Isn't there a pattern to them? I suck at poetry.
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Yes, he has a pattern. I don't see any ryhming though. It's probably destined for an iLock.
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I think it's with syllables, I forget how many.
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5,6,5,6 I think, but he messed up a little. Wouldn't notice if you stick a Nirvana guitar in there, though. 
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Boom! The Cruiser dies,
a Confed one of couse.
My Kestrel speeds by,
Don't you love the forklift.
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No, I don't Moose
It's a waste of time
It doesn't really matter
I forget how to rhyme
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Clippers are awful.
They aren't good for anything.
Everyone hates them.
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(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 12-02-2001).)
Actually, the general form of a haiku is 5-7-5:
Here I will show you
How to make a good haiku
And this is the end
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"My guitar gently weeps." George Harrison, 1943-2001
Jimbob is a (censored).
He's really bad at EV.
Feds kick him around.
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(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 12-02-2001).)
Quote
Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
**Jimbob is a (censored).
He's really bad at EV.
Feds kick him around.
**
Writing stuff like this is in very poor taste.
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"My guitar gently weeps." George Harrison, 1943-2001
Quote
Originally posted by Starkiller:
**Writing stuff like this is in very poor taste.
**
It's an inside joke, right JB?
Still I shouldn't have put that.
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Quote
Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
**It's an inside joke, right JB?
**
Well, if it's an inside joke, then I understand. 
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"My guitar gently weeps." George Harrison, 1943-2001
Jimbob chooses to take the joke correctly, but reads it as <content edited> instead.
Were talking about Haikus? I never knew how to spell it...
Jimbob is really good
In his Rebel Destroyer
He's better than Moose 
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Quote
Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob chooses to take the joke correctly, but reads it as <content edited> instead.
Were talking about Haikus? I never knew how to spell it...
Jimbob is really good
In his Rebel Destroyer
He's better than Moose
**
Jimbob is right,
Mr. Moose will die,
'stroyer beats Kestrel.
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EVula watching
all the users posting here
karma stick ready! 
And yes, "EVula" is 3. If you say it any other way, it's wrong.
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Jimbob hides from stick
He hates negative Karma
Especially his...
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