My, my, we go fast! I won't have much time this next week (thanxgivin') but I'll try to keep up.
BTW- Welcome, New BBer Sorry-I-forgot-your-name-but-I'm-too-lazy-to-look-back! You'll have a great time. Just to get New BBer Sorry-I-forgot-your-name-but-I'm-too-lazy-to-look-back a good fouding in the ideals of re-incarnation, Dragon instructs him on all the rules, including the facts that-
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You may not re-incarnate as anything but your true form
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You must die soon after you join
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Above all, you MUST kill Insano at LEAST 25 times per page.
After giving him a sterm lecture about #3, Dragon shoots him in the head with a blaster rifle, just for New BBer Sorry-I-forgot-your-name-but-I'm-too-lazy-to-look-back's practice.
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Anyone who doesn't get this next part, go back and read the old BB again.
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Dragon immediatly reverts to his normal form, a long-haired man clad in Diamondmail (hint, hint, D&D; fans). His "freinds," though a little late, appear all around him. Mac notices:
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A woman in her 20s wearing a leather tanktop and short dragonhide leggings, with a spellbook in hand. Name: Felassil Troystone (Fe-la-sull Troy-stone)
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A Black Dracolich, wearing strange mechanicala armor with dark embers for eyes. Name: Zamoreth (Za-more-ith)
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A vampire with a hand touching an inivisible battleaxe, who gives Mac a gaze that penetrates his soul Name: Justilith (Just-till-ith)
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A night clad in leather armor, who radiates a strange magic glow, as does his falcon familiar: Jaren Troystone
In a normal situation, Mac would see many other DD character froom Dragons many campaings materialize everywhere. He would begin to notice that he had lost his soul due to the effects caused by the Vampiric Gaze. He would also observed that he was rooted to the spot by the Dracolich's Paralyzing Glare. Finnaly, he would have noted that Felassil has a Charisma of 150. (hint, hint... ;)) However, the normal course of events didn't happen as he was consumed by the Dracolich's fire, fell lifeless to the ground by Felassil's Power Word: Kill spell, risen by the Vampire's Re-Incarnate ability, and blown to pieces as Jaren detonated the ember that was his namesake: Troystone. The bar and the sourounding 5 forums are completly eliminated, but Dragon (the psion, if you didn't figure it out) creats a time Alteration, putting Mac in his own little vortex where he relives the pain, over and over, yet keeping the Ambrosia public safe. Dragon warps back his freinds (to the DD plane) and orders a margarita.
THAT'S for slamming me into the wall.
I have seen you double post at least twice, man.
