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      Originally posted by Macavenger:
      **Mac reincarnates himself as a Vell-Os outside. The doors suddenly explode inward on the bar, and a surprising number of fragments sweep toward Moose and Jimbob as homing Missiles would. Mac walks in and warps the minds of Those two, keeping them in a perpetual state of believing themselves to be in agony, but always alive and conscious. Jimbob and Moose fall to the floor, crippled byt the imagined but still very real pain.

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      Luke gasps at MA. "You can't just turn yourself into a Vell-Os!"

      MA speaks to Luke with his mindpowers:

      ((( I sure as **** can. )))

      "Oh. Okay," says Luke. Luke then kills Sammy the squirrel, but he actually doesn't, because Sammy's invincible, so Luke gets drunk, being of the assumpton that Sammy is dead, and Luke also starts talking in run-on sentences, and also glues himself to the wall.

      (déja vous for older bar regulars)"I'm sorry, guys, but I can't continue with the food fight. I just can't. I mean, I'm incabable of doing so. You see, I glued myself to the wall while I was drunk. Otherwise, I'd be right there with ya!" 😛 (/déja vous for older bar regulars) 😄

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      **Luke gasps at MA. "You can't just turn yourself into a Vell-Os!"

      MA speaks to Luke with his mindpowers:

      ((( I sure as **** can. )))**

      ((( You see, apprentice, it can be useful, as when annoying meddlers such as this silly "wizard" drop in. )))

      Mac glances at Cyber-Dragon, and Dragon is promptly flung through the wall. After he hits the ground hard outside, pieces of the wall pummel him momentarily before returning to repair the wall seemingly on their own.

      Dragon: ((( Do yourself the favor of staying out, unless you learn some real powers first, weak-minded fool. At least, do not display your childish abilities here where they may insult those with true power over matter. )))

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      **"Oh. Okay," says Luke. Luke then kills Sammy the squirrel, but he actually doesn't, because Sammy's invincible, so Luke gets drunk, being of the assumpton that Sammy is dead, and Luke also starts talking in run-on sentences, and also glues himself to the wall.

      (déja vous for older bar regulars)"I'm sorry, guys, but I can't continue with the food fight. I just can't. I mean, I'm incabable of doing so. You see, I glued myself to the wall while I was drunk. Otherwise, I'd be right there with ya!" 😛 (/déja vous for older bar regulars) :D**

      Again? Geeze Luke... 😛

      Mac tries to figure out something suitable to do to Luke this time. Thinking about the fact that he can now influence minds, he hits on a perfect idea.

      Luke suddenly gets an overwhelming sensation in his gut...
      He needs to use the lavatory. Badly.
      But unfortunately for Luke, he's glued to the wall.
      Luke now has a problem...

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      - Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

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      Originally posted by Macavenger:
      **Luke suddenly gets an overwhelming sensation in his gut...
      He needs to use the lavatory. Badly.
      But unfortunately for Luke, he's glued to the wall.
      Luke now has a problem...
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      Luke tries holding his breath.
      Doesn't work.
      Luke tries to get out of the glue.
      Doesn't work.
      Luke tries to imagine places without water... the Sahara desert... ahh...
      Oops, nope that doesn't work...

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      Luke tries holding his breath.
      Doesn't work.
      Luke tries to get out of the glue.
      Doesn't work.
      Luke tries to imagine places without water... the Sahara desert... ahh...
      Oops, nope that doesn't work...

      Just keep trying, I understand that superglue wears off after a few years. 😛

      Oh, and your "run-on" sentence isn't actually, run-on; it's perfectly acceptable grammatically. However, if we start talking about things like "style" and "stringy sentences," it looks pretty ugly. 😉

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      ATTENTION EVERYONE! THIS IS MY ONE-THOUSANDTH POST!!!

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      Dragon calls up a few D&D; friends... How much damage did the wall slamming do? 'Tis probably nilled by my DR, but I'll give ye' the benefit of the doubt. AS for those freinds...

      ETA: 5 posts

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      Haha! Two posts ago Dragon spelt his name wrong!
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      Jimbob slams his face against the floor 7,890,876 times before dieing, and then reincarnates himself.

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      Mr. Moose unparalizes himself and points and laughs at Luke. Posted Image Mr. Moose's finger get's stuck to the glue. :mad:

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      Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
      **Dragon calls up a few D &D; friends... How much damage did the wall slamming do? 'Tis probably nilled by my DR, but I'll give ye' the benefit of the doubt. AS for those freinds...

      ETA: 5 posts**

      Macavenger detects the friends at long range. While crossing a bridge over a fast river on their way, the bridge mysteriously collapses. They're floating down the river now. 😛

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      - Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

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      Mr. Moose kicks down the wall and his finger is unstuck, Luke wasn't so lucky.

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      (This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 11-16-2001).)

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      Draco saunters in. "Is there any meaning to life? I mean, we die, we get incarnated, we get shot, we get incarnated, we get killed, we get incarnated, etc. Why don't we play hardcore? You die, you die? You get killed, you get killed? You get shot, you get shot? You, me, every...body. I'm starting right now!"
      Draco turns off his 'reincarnates' switch, and sits down for a drink.

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      Originally posted by draco_2488:
      **"Is there any meaning to life?

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      Yes, it is 42.

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      Ha! I have not gotten killed yet. I go make an allience with the aquirl, making the most powerfull alience in the galaxy

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      Luke tries holding his breath.
      Doesn't work.
      Luke tries to get out of the glue.
      Doesn't work.
      Luke tries to imagine places without water... the Sahara desert... ahh...
      Oops, nope that doesn't work...

      Sammy then runs up to Luke and starts hitting Luke in the abadomen area, (don't worry, Luke. Not there ) Luke's need to pee becomes ten times worse. Insano sees Sammy the Squirrel stomping on Luke giddily and tears him off. As Insano holds him in his hand Sammy bites him and runs over to Chirpo. The two have formed and alliance, nooooooo!!!! Everyone, run for your lives!

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      My apologies for my absence, you know how it is when company arrives... 🙂 🙂

      And you can bet your bottom dollar I'll be in the BfS, barring unforseen circumstances. 😄

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      AHHHH! This sucks! I'm in the thinkquest Junior competiton, and they just screwed everything up! It used to be that 16 websites won a prize ranging from 500 to 1500 bucks, and that was for everything.I thought It would be cool, so I took Multimedia, and our teacher gave us complete understanding of the Macromedia package and everything. Then, just yesterday she found out they scrapped it all and came up with thinkquest classroom. No prizes, no money, No fun! My teacher wrote a complaint letter to them, and they wrotew back saying this:

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      Originally written by jerks from Thinkquest:
      **... We changed the competition because money prizes keep kids from joining theese kind of competitions, and we want more participation.
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      Complete BS! How can they think that a cash prize of 1500 bucks will keep someone from joining? Yeah right! We're all human here, I's not like Spacey or someones gonna say: Oh no Regis, I don't to be a millionaire! Guess what else: only one team from each state wins, and get to go to Seatle to be on Thinquest live. The fact that kids of 30 can participate (max was 6 before) and there only paying for three people is insane.

      Also, my school has won the competition 1-2 for three straight years. It really made my whole class mad that they screwed it up. We have 4 groups of 4 and 3 people, and 15 total students. We're deciding what we should do to protest this evil, evil move, and how. Sorry, just had to let it out. In other news, I came in 3rd in a schoolwide speech contest, and should have won.

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      Originally posted by Insano:
      **Luke's need to pee becomes ten times worse.
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      I went in my pants. I couldn't hold it! 😛

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      Originally posted by EV/feind:
      **Ha! I have not gotten killed yet.

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      "Nor have I!" Rawzer then sees the new look on all the patron's faces. "****."

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      Luke takes out a phase pistol™ and starts chasing Rawzer.

      "I've been killed in this place so many times! How did you escape it! Come back!"

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      Too bad, Jimbob. I don't see how money could turn anyone away.

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