This bar is stuck in a time warp and we're all stuck until the bar flys back into real space. (This means NO ONE can escape)
Mr. Moose looks out at the swirling colors through the window. It make him seasick. 
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Moose, you don't know how nice it will be to see that smiley every time I click this link.
Insano tells the guard to come over, then Insano forces the PGGB he always carries with him down the guard's throat. He grabs the keys, releases Dragon and they both run out of the jail.
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Jimbob walks into the bar and agrees with Insano. Then he orders a 200 oz. SM, and gulps it down.
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No sooner is Jimbob done with his drink when he begins bouncing off the walls. 
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Jimbob runs around, and jumps up on to the counter. He slides down the counter, knocking over a couple drinks, and jumps back down. He then tries to run up the side of the wall, only to get cratered...
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Originally posted by Insano:
**Insano tells the guard to come over, then Insano forces the PGGB he always carries with him down the guard's throat. He grabs the keys, releases Dragon and they both run out of the jail.
**
While attempting to escape, however, they set off an alarm and are promptly mobbed by 6 more guards. Insano and Dragon quickly find themselves locked up again. 
Did I mention that the thugs who nabbed you are professional bounty hunters? Good ones. 
Mac drops out of hyperspace at Sol, and, still cloaked, drops into low Earth orbit.
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A man walks into the bar. His name: Ernie Yelts. Wait, no, it's Rawzer. My bad. As Rawzer sits at the bar, then Ernie Yelts enters. Ernie sits next to Rawzer and eats one of Rawzer's peanut's.
"Hey, what'd ya do that for?!"
"Jeez, if they're so important to you, I'll buy you another packet. Bartender!"
"Yes?" asks Mr. Moose.
"Uh, get my friend here a packet of nuts."
Mr. Moose hands Rawzer a plastic bag filled with ox testicles.
"Ahh! Gross!"
"Wait, I meant for you to get him some peanuts. But don't take back the testicles. I'll have those."
Maybe I should have mentioned that Ernie Yelts is, in fact, an alien. He enjoys eating reproductive organs. Nasty.
Mr. Moose gives Rawzer his peanuts.
"Listen," says Ernie, "I have something very important to tell you."
"Shoot."
"Okay. Listen."
"You said that."
"What? Oh. Right. Okay, shut up. Follow me."
"Sure thing."
"Shut up!"
Ernie leads Rawzer to a Corvette in the spaceport's parking lot.
To be continued...
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Oy!
Meanwhile in the Jail
We must escape
-Yes
-Look we crawl trough the airduct (not smart
-Argh monsters air duct monsters go back back
Then everything is quiet
But someone escaped from the airduct monsters Desert-Rat,everyone says phew.
Hmm must escape
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Jimbob, feeling quite dizzy, manages to get back up. He gulps down another 16 oz. SM to get back to normal. He then proceeds to take a Fender Stratocastor out of nowhere, and begins playing the National Anthem (Bomb sounds included).
13 till 200
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-03-2001).)
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Originally posted by Jimbob:
13 till 200
A lot 'till 1000.
Luke enters the bar.
"How the heck did I do that when the bar is in a time warp? Oh, well."
Luke begins lecturing people to death about "his day" and the early Boozeramas. 
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(quote)Originally posted by Luke:
**A lot 'till 1000.;)
And we all have a lot to 7000, except Skyblade.
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Zen attempts to strangle Luke with a peice of yarn on a stick, but his attempts are futile as he realizes he is behind bars... for some unexplicable reason. He then proceeds to beat at the bars with his stick until a passing guard hits him on the forehead with a blackjack. And so the world fades to black...
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Originally posted by ZenMastaT:
**Zen attempts to strangle Luke with a peice of yarn on a stick, but his attempts are futile as he realizes he is behind bars... for some unexplicable reason. He then proceeds to beat at the bars with his stick until a passing guard hits him on the forehead with a blackjack. And so the world fades to black...
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Should I clarify that Dragon and Insano are the only ones locked up, since I hired some bounty hunters to nab them for me? Zen, you can strangle Luke all you want.
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Greetings all. As some of you may or may not know, I am producing a Plug-In, called Between Time And Space. And guess what! I need testers! Well, sorta. I need someone, someone like Skyblade, Insano, or Mac, to help me out with one little thing. For some reason, I can't get the Confederation adn the Rebellion to be against eachother, even though they are set to be enemies. I need some Programmers is what I need. And you can test the Plug out too. It's a TC, so it takes a long time to make. Some of the Target/Comm PICTs are off, but oh well for now. Please give me some help. With the Confed/Rebel enemy thing. Please tell me if you'd like to help and I will eMail the Plug and the blank EV Data files to you.
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Originally posted by The Space Between:
**Greetings all. As some of you may or may not know, I am producing a Plug-In, called Between Time And Space. And guess what! I need testers! Well, sorta. I need someone, someone like Skyblade, Insano, or Mac, to help me out with one little thing. For some reason, I can't get the Confederation adn the Rebellion to be against eachother, even though they are set to be enemies. I need some Programmers is what I need. And you can test the Plug out too. It's a TC, so it takes a long time to make. Some of the Target/Comm PICTs are off, but oh well for now. Please give me some help. With the Confed/Rebel enemy thing. Please tell me if you'd like to help and I will eMail the Plug and the blank EV Data files to you.
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I'll take a glance at the enemy problem for you, but since I'm occupied being GOD of BFS III, have my own plug, and some other projects to do after that, plus Nova coming out sometime, don't look at me for a whole lot of testing.
Mac, watching the World Series game from in orbit, decides to hold position and watch the Yankees suffer.
I don't know of any team that has come back from a 15 run defecit. So, to all Yankees fans, a big from me to you.
<edit - darn those DBacks, they just keep scoring more runs... >
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(quote)Originally posted by Luke:
**A lot 'till 1000.;)
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Don't take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyways.
I try to think but nothing happens!- Ultimate Rebel
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Yeah! Go DB!
(edit) By the way, Mac, The Indians came back from 12 to win earlier this year. Go tribe!(/edit)
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-03-2001).)
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
UR, the proprietor of the bar
Um, I explained in the other thread that you aren't the proprietor anymore, but in case you missed that before it messed up I'll explain again. See, since you weren't around for quite some time, you defaulted on some loan payments and the bank repossessed the bar. I had it at one point after a tax auction, but these days it's a joint operation. No one really owns it.
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