żBuenos Diaz, Senors`?

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**żBuenos Diaz, Senors`?

**

Nuthin much.

Bonjour Monsieur. Tu t'apelles comment? Je m'apelle David.

I'm taking French. See if you can decipher what that says. Give you a hint: The last word is a reply to my own question, but I'm still asking you.

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No idea. What language are each of these, and what to they mean?
Nani?
aviDa sia ea amalla!

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**No idea. What language are each of these, and what to they mean?
Nani?
aviDa sia ea amalla!
**

Boy-oh-boy, you ought to know that it was French.
I even told you! And you didn't know?
Oh, that's right, you're only in... what, 5th grade? Eh, okay. But I thought you could understand the fact that I said I am learning French.

(edit) I'm saying: "Hello Sir. What is your name? My name is David." Er.
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(This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 11-05-2001).)

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Originally posted in Spacey's "From" descripton-
...(lost of blahing) with my great allies.

Spacey feels the urge to rock! Spacey shouts/screams/sings: (Please try to set the Chrous where it's supposed to go. I just copy/pasted from the site because I didn't feel like going through the song, bit by bit. :D)
"In The End:
What do I do to ignore them behind me?
Do I follow my instincts blindly?
Do I hide my pride / from these bad dreams
And give in to sad thoughts that are maddening?
Do I / sit here and try to stand it?
Or do I / try to catch them red – handed?
Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness,
Or do I trust nobody and live in loneliness?
Because I can’t hold on / when I’m stretched so thin
I make the right moves but I’m lost within
I put on my daily façade but then
I just end up getting hurt again
By myself (myself)
I ask why, but in my mind
I find I can’t rely on myself

I can’t hold on
To what I want when I’m stretched so thin
It’s all too much to take in
I can’t hold on
To anything watching everything spin
With thoughts of failure sinking in

If I
Turn my back I’m defenseless
And to go blindly seems senseless
If I hide my pride and let it all go on / then they’ll
Take from me ‘till everything is gone
If I let them go I’ll be outdone
But if I try to catch them I’ll be outrun
If I’m killed by the questions like a cancer
Then I’ll be buried in the silence of the answer
(by myself)

How do you think / I’ve lost so much
I’m so afraid / I’m out of touch
How do you expect / I will know what to do
When all I know / Is what you tell me to
Don’t you know
I can’t tell you how to make it go
No matter what I do, how hard I try
I can’t seem to convince myself why
I’m stuck on the outside"

Everyone is shouting and screaming in a mad fit because they're so excited to hear Linkin Park's In The End! "WOOOOOOO!"

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And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter

Dragon lands his Behemoth and begins shooting off plasma bolts at the performers. "DIE!" he screams, hoping to take a couple out in his mad, frenzied rush.

Soon, they have been overwhelmed by his Firebat back up force and Weird Al is hired to do a concert, in the hopes that he will "throw some spice" back into BB.

(NOTE- Only a small portion of this song, "Albuquerque," is actually singing)

Way back when I was just a little-bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy,
except of course for the undeniable fact that every single morning,
My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut!!!!
Every single mornin'!
It was driving me crazy!

I said to my mom,
I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ahhhh

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said

It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck wouls have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseperable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin' upi for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I hate sauerkraut

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandry
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called

Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque

I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (
"U" (U)
(Attemtping to spell the word) "Kerky!" (KERKY!)

Albuquerque!

(belch)

'pologies for the long post... Dang, my hands are killing me... Ignore all types of gramatical errors, Computer Virus', and Apocolypse (sp) Mass-killings.

Arg! I am overcome by the exceptionally long song! That thing is around eleven minutes or something, isn't it? But I do respectfully request that no one attempt to top this display, as any more huge Weird Al pictures may damage my eyes.

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Wierd Al is just too much for me. / Cap'n Redeye hunts down Weird Al and locks him up.

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"Thank you, thank you. Now you're all under arrest!"

I'm scared.
I haven't sung outside the shower since i was eight.

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Luke sits down and starts writing his rules for life.

1. Don't cut the cheese.

2. Give me candy.

3. Remember, they're not laughing with you, they're laughing at you!

4. Never eat raw eggs.

"DANG MAN!" Spacey says as he starts to listen to Linkin Park's CD (forget what it's called, I copied it to my computer with iTunes) and listens to One Step Closer , then turns his Harma/Kardon surround sound speakers and sub-woofer up all the way! "MY EARS!"
This actually happend! I'm doing it now! And it hurts! Not a smart thing to do! After turnining them off just a second ago, my ears were ringing, so I turned it back on.

(Disclaimer) Do not attempt this stunt unless you have very clear speakers such as Harmon/Kardon. Or else harm may be caused, even nearness to deafness. IT'S TRUE!

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Originally posted by The Space Between:
**Boy-oh-boy, you ought to know that it was French.
I even told you! And you didn't know?
Oh, that's right, you're only in... what, 5th grade? Eh, okay. But I thought you could understand the fact that I said I am learning French.

(edit) I'm saying: "Hello Sir. What is your name? My name is David." Er.**

No, I knew it was French. That's frikin' obvious even without you telling me. I'm just saying I didn't know what you said. And I'm in 6th.

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Blah.... I hate homework...

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Blah.... I hate homework...
**

Whatcha workin' on?

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Come on Luke! Get back to writing those rules of life, and... fetching water. Yes, fetching water sounds like an entertaining occupation

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TO JIMBOB: Sixth? You think hmework's bad (I(now(/I)? Wait till yoa'll get to college... Which reminds me.

**----------------------------------NOTICE:--------------------------------
**(/I)A prof. died last night. I feel very bad, but, of course, death is no excuse
for the other profs to give us homework. Some sick sort of mourning, I suppose.
In any case, due to many problems (including the example above), I will be reducing my posting time signifigantly. Dormwork is becoming unbearable...
This concludes our use of the Emergency Posting-progress Problem Signal (EPPS).
We will return to your normal posting-proggaming now.(B)(/I)
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Oprima opción-e y despues la letra con acento. El ń es opción-n y n.

Se le olvido que no estoy en una Mac.

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Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
**this song, "Albuquerque,"

**

What's sad is I've memorized that entire song! (seriously)
Yay for "Weird" Al!

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Originally posted by Luke:
**Whatcha workin' on?

**

Math, a Science Project (EVIL!!!), Book Report, and a Geography project.

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