Mr. Moose jumps into a former rje owened system now liberated by these attacks and heads for DP space, pausing only momentarily to take pot shots at a disabled pepsi can.

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Originally posted by The Space Between:
**Spacey is surrounded by about 3 capital ships (Jimbob, Shad (I think) and someone else; sorry).
Spacey yells to his crew to get the shiled generators powered and fuel the RB SuperBottleCannons, and dock the RB Bottle Launchers. Spacey fires five Bottle Launches (yes, launches) at each small fighter, leaving them at a one-more-hit kill basis. Spacey then fires ten (10) Kamakazee RB Space Bombs at Jimbobs c ruiser (Doesn't deserve to be capitalized).
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Jimbob swerves quickly out of the way, and heads out of close range. He then begins firing his deadly Pepsi Cannons, along with Seirra Mist missles from his 24 pack escorts.

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Magistrate K'Sarragh orders heavy-scale production of Lime Cruisers to commence.
All Fanta shipyards are now redirected to creating Lime Cruisers.
Design commences on a new ship class,the Blueberry Frigate.

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Coded wide-spread hypermail
TO: All peoples opposing the Pepsi Imperium
FROM: Luke of the Coca-Cola Confederation

It is time for the free world to stand together and destroy the Pepsi dogs once and for all!

I suggest a meeting to discuss a full-scale assault on the Imperium (Dr. Pepper will be served).

-Luke

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(This message has been edited by Luke (edited 11-01-2001).)

Oops, sorry posted twice. Read the post below.
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"Thank you, thank you. Now you're all under arrest!"

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oops

(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 11-01-2001).)

Cap'n Redeye brings in a fleet of Dr Pepper cruisers, led by his famous Tacit Blue, into the Empire-controlled system Regulus. The Dr Pepper cruisers pound the defense fleet, then call in Task Force Twelve to occupy and defend the planet from Empire incursions. After that, they leave the system to go help Spacey.

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"Thank you, thank you. Now you're all under arrest!"

Time for some good old senseless violence!

Mr. Moose gets his spork and kills the evil smilies.

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(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 11-01-2001).)

(quote)Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
**Time for some good old senseless violence!

Mr. Moose gets his spork and kills the evil smilies.

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Originally posted by Luke:
**Coded wide-spread hypermail
TO: All peoples opposing the Pepsi Imperium
FROM: Luke of the Coca-Cola Confederation

It is time for the free world to stand together and destroy the Pepsi dogs once and for all!

I suggest a meeting to discuss a full-scale assault on the Imperium (Dr. Pepper will be served).**

Sounds good, Luke. Just let me finish off New Providence here first...

Antares Station was falling rapidly, and Mac's cruiser was forced to disconnect and let it go even though it was only half full of Sprite. The station crashed directly into the main mines of New Providence, eliminating the rje's biggest source of the raw materials necessary to make Pepsi.

Mac sets course for Palshife, where chooses to have the meeting (since he is Luke's superior in the CC )

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K'Sarragh receives Luke's message,and orders the Blue Suede Cat fueled for the long journey from Fanta Command to Palshife.
Since the interstellar Fanta particle spread is very thin in tnhat area of space,several 1.5-liter Fanta Tankers are also included in the convoy.
The fleet moves through the independent and DP systems to Palshife...

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Rawzer, with his semmingly limitless resources (he didn't waste all of his money on expensive starcruisers), hires 4 dozen scientists to build a handy backpack sized cloaking device. The research development and actual constuction and testing takes 6 days. A bigger model is then placed on his ship, the Thor 1, a Pepsi S-class fighter. Rawzer then flies his ship alongside Captain Skyblade's and makes an explosive entrance. Rawzer then snuck in before the guards had time to investigate. No ship, nothing. Wierd. Meanwhile, Rawzer has already snuck onto the bridge. He then punches Skyblade in the face again, and then kicks him the shin. He snickers, then runs. Back on Earth, Pepsi Capital (right?), Rawzer takes off his cloaking device, and goes through several months of kemotherepy (sp?). Oh well. It was worth it. A now bald Rawzer plots his next evil scheme...

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Oy!

OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR!
If the learned counsul for the defense would kindly take into note the FIRST post of this page?

OK, screw the courtroom, but still. Didn't ANYONE bother to read that mini-chronicle that I posted? Dang, if you DID read it, and you didn't get the message that there was a FULL SCALE FLEET HEADED TOWARDS SOL, then I'd better send in an application form to McDonalds, because my writing would have to really stink to not convey that message. Or am I just being "kicked-off?" /me ponders this new idea... Seriously, I'm working* on my next "installment," I REALLY hope to finish it tonight, but I may just write them all and have them saved and ready to be posted. Yeah that does sound like a better idea. It might take a week or so. So hold your horses people, we can mount our attack soon... All I can say is, Insano just better get some unregistered buddies to post with him, otherwise there's gonna be some SERIOUS tail whipping bein' done a week frum naw! Whee-Dogggie, we're gonna kick some RJE butt! Also: No one has tried to get through my "special" hyperlink. I practically gave you the answer with my big, "Barney taught you when you were little" thing. But just cuz I like ye, I'll do it again. But seriously, after Mac picked up the "Weird Al" reffernce (and won a free imaginary staples factory), I'd think you guys would get this, I mean, c'mon,
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(quote)Originally posted by Insano:
**Well, this is the problem with having 5 enemies and only 1 known ally who doesn't seem to be doing anything! Argh!

The S.S. Roach's shields are critically low. It pulls out of the battle where it can fend off fighters and is far enough away from the other capitals so that it doesn't have to worry. He orders all the other 85 capital ships to continue firing at Spacey's capital ship. Now your flagship is in quite a prediciment. (I think it's 65)

Spacey tries to fend off the ships. Spacey then fires a large warhead known as The Grade 'A' Root Beer Apple at the group of large ships. They explode backwards, giving Spacey enough time to use his thrusters to go after Insano. The ships are not destroyed, but are heavily damaged and spinning wildely.
Spacey then fires one large 32liter jug of RB at the mass of ships... but the 32liter jug of RB is mixed with DP! This causes a chemical reaction. The jug plummets toward the capital ships... and hit the large mass. This chemical reaction cause the ships, upon impact, to im** plode, just like when a Supernova Star becomes too old and implodes, then becomes a Black Hole...
Spacey then regains attention on Insano and persues him.
(I hope you don't find that to be unfair.)

I did not know they had jammers. But the Roaches are mainly against the DP Rebellion, so, naturally, the Jammers should only be faced against DP Warfare. Or else, it may not be fair in the future.

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Hey Mac, are we going to do the same thing with this as we do with the BBar? Like, when it reaches 40 posts, then we post a new one? I'd like that. Adn each one could be titled Soda Wars: title here. Like that. But where it says 'title here,' it could be something like Soda Wars: The Last Hope. That would be if everyone was dying. I just used that for an example.
If we are, could I call dibs just once on the next one? PLEASE? Since I'm one of the newest people here. ANd I wasn't around for the originals.

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Well, for one thing, its 200 posts, not 40. And for another, its required that you make a second topic when it gets over 200. And I think that we should keep it like it is, as in, just name it, "Soda Wars II."

OK, I officially quit. I just don't have enough time on my hands to keep up with something so rapid as this. I guess I'm not as big of a computer nerd as I thought I was... :rolleyes: Well, I donate all my forces, research and credits (well into 10 figures :D) to the Dr. Pepper people, whoever they are.

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Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
Well, for one thing, its 200 posts, not 40. And for another, its required that you make a second topic when it gets over 200. And I think that we should keep it like it is, as in, just name it, "Soda Wars II."

Well, I meant 40 posts on the 5th page. And I didn't know it's required. Hm. :rolleyes:

We can't call it by theme? :frown: But I had a gooood one. :frown: Maybe we could do this: Soda Wars II: Title Here. Like that? Like Star Wars did. That's pretty good right? Well, I am going to if I get to do the second one.

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You guys must be stupid.(j/k) A "New Hope" is stolen from Star Wars so the next one will be stolen from "Star Wars" it should be called "Soda Wars: The Empire Stikes Back" (It makes sence too!)

Mr. Moose sets course for Palshife after receving his promotion to 1st Lieutennant on Spica.

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Originally posted by The Space Between:
Spacey notes that only 6 5 ships can be in a galaxy at once. (I think it's 65)

Wrong. Most of the game constants and rules are suspended for this, we had 1000+ ships in a system at once in BFS I. Besides, it's 32 (Bible says 36, but experience and binary say 32).

Mac waits for more delegates to arrive at the conference.

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