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Spacey orders a Root Beer from the gilled guy. "Mind if I ask what a PGGB is?"
You don't know!! How can you be in the Boozerama and not know! That's like not knowing what roach juice is! Anyway, a PGGB is short for Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Which is quite possibly the funniest book in the universe. It's also the most lethal drink in the universe.
Insano look at the man approaching him and gets very frightened. Then he remembers that this is he arch enemy in the universe. He reluctantly asks, "Uh, red-mean dude? Are you Satan?" The red guy look at Insano strangely and says, "Who's Satan? Was he that guy who came in here a couple of months ago? Man, he at everything down here! And that's not a lot..." He walked off and continued mumbling. Insano looks at Corey and suggests not to bring Butteroot out. I also confess that I once did like Pokemon, so I know some stuff about it. But that was a long time ago and know I can't stand it. They continue walking on and start to get heat stroke. Corey falls down and Insano follows .00000000000007143247 seconds later. When they wake up they see the red dude who says his name is Bob. "So, Bob. Why are you living in a place like this, looking like this, and you're not Satan?" Bob responds, "Oh, this place was once a beautiful garden. sniff sniff, but then a meteor hit. All the plants and happy trees died, and now this pitchfork is all that keeps back the alien lifeforms..." Bob then burts into tears. He starts to lean on Corey but he promptly pushes Bob off because Bob is too hot. Bob then tells Insano and Corey to go out the back door, and get ready to do something about the aliens. Corey, go ahead. And if anyone else wants to join us in our quest to get out of the orb, go ahead.
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