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      Originally posted by Insano:
      **Insano starts running away and then realizes that he has a weapon. Here, witness the power of a DragonBall Z parody! www.l33tdoods.com/dbzns.swf He plays it and all the toys run in fear.

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      THAT'S THE BEST SITE EVER!! Who did that? It sounded like someone under 17. And who could get that much energy to do all that add-libing??

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      Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
      **Since it has been a slow day, Skyblade appears inside the bar and knocks spacey to the floor with a splatter. He then grabs a Dr. Pepper before again vanishing.;)

      **

      Spacey gets up and walks towards Skyblade. He taps him on the shoulder. "Pickaboo!" Spacey back-hands Skyblade... which makes Skyblade twirl in his chair. Spacey then takes out his Twin Neutron Hand Pistols and fires them near Skyblade's feet, making Skyblade jump onto the floor with his hands over his head. "Heh. Just a joke..." 😄

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      (This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 10-14-2001).)

    • Skyblade laughs at spacey for days on end, since he seemed to forget that Skyblade is a spirit and member of the force. 😛 Skyblade draws his twin lightsaber, and cuts all of spacey's limbs off. He then grabs a Dr. Pepper and disappears. 😉

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    • WARNING! THE NEXT POST CONTAINS MATERIAL NOT SUITABLE FOR READERS UNDER THE AGE OF 13. SOME CONTENT MAY BE UNAPPEALING T SENSATIVE READERS
      "DANG IT! F#$% YOU!" Spacey swares. 😛
      Spacey picks up his Twin Pistols - which are laying on the floor next to him - up with his mouth. He positions himself with the Pistols pointing inside his mouth. He pushes the triggers with his tongue. The Pistols blow holes straight through the back of his throat! It is a mess. Sapcey floats up to the spirit world thing, then is hurtled WAY south. "DAMN!"
      Spacey then reincarnates himself.

      Spacey walks into the Irish Pub and looks around. He is wearing a black cloak with a symbol close to that of Seifer's from FFVIII with black pants and a very dark grey shirt with a red symbol like that on his back. He is wearing dark grey gloves. Spacey has his Twin Netron Hand-Pistols in his belt and his Neutron Blaster Cannon on his back.
      He walks to the bar and checks to see if his G4 is in tact. It is. So, he's happy.

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      (This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 10-14-2001).)

    • Macavenger promptly pulls out his saber and kills himself again to go back up to the spirit world, not yet satisfied with Skyblade. "Skyblade, Skyblade," he says, "Don't forget that I have a team too."
      Whereupon Darth Maul and Darth Vader materialize next to Macavenger, and all three pull sabers. Skyblade summons Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan again naturally, but they failed to notice Exar Kun, who materialized behind them. Exar Kun, being the best lgihsaber swordsman of all time, quickly disarms all three. Darth Vader then kills Obi-Wans spirit, Darth Maul kills Qui-Gon's spirit, and Macavenger hurls Skyblade's spirit back to the mortal plane into the Boozerama Bar, then follows him back.

      OOC: Damn, this post sure looks ugly in OmniWeb, despite the nicely smoothed text. OmniWeb has Spellcheck built in, and doesn't seem to know the names of many sithlords. 😉

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    • Yaaaaaaah!Star Wars!
      (Please let me kill Jar Jar Binks.PLEeeeeeassse?)
      ShadowKat says hi to Astok.
      Where's my tomato juice?Who's manager around here?

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    • Draco comes from behind the counter, and gives Shade his tomato juice, and a Jar Jar Binks plastic toy. "I'm manager. That'll be 4 million credits, please?"

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    • You certainly have an odd sense of "inapproprite material", Spacey, since you're only 13 yourself. 😉

      Since no one has bought Corey's Life Insurance (because most of them are already dead), he takes Luigi's vacuum and begins to suck the spirits in...WHHIIRRRRRRR...

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      "And is that more important than anything else?" "It's more important than the air, than water, than life itself."
      "Honey, I'm thinking about voting for Nader." " Get away from me, you LYING TRAITOROUS HUSSY! "

    • Shade, what is Astok? A bird of some sort? Yeah! Exar Kun! I, Jedi (possibly my fav star wars book of all time) and maybe the Jedi Academy trilogy, right? Insano then reincarnates Mac as he's finished his work.

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      Originally posted by Insano:
      **Shade, what is Astok? A bird of some sort? Yeah! Exar Kun! I, Jedi (possibly my fav star wars book of all time) and maybe the Jedi Academy trilogy, right? Insano then reincarnates Mac as he's finished his work.

      **

      I, Jedi is good, but if you think it's the best Star Wars novel, you need to be reading Zahn, my friend. Heir to the Empire trilogy (Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, and Last Command), and the Hand of Thrawn pair (Spectre of the Past, Vision of the Future). Stackpole is a great writer, but frankly, Zahn is better. Last Command and Visions of the Future are probably his best two, but it helps to read them in order.

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    • I admit Zhan's better. But Corran is my favorite character. Understand now?

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    • Since all of the meat was destroyed, Draco was never hurt. He gets back up off the ground, and waves a white flag in OV's direction, guzzling his Dr. Pepper.

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    • I would've finished the HTTE trilogy a long time ago, but I left "Dark Force Rising" at my friend's house and she lives three hours away. :frown: I read most of the other books, though...

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      /me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      **::Whistles:: How much does this 'OV Meat' cost..?;)

      **

      Well that all depends. If I have to cut it off me it's 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,111 but if It's been stored it's 900,000

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    • Payback walks into the bar. "Sorry I was late, but my Igazra ran into some trouble on the way. It didn't have a Tachyonic drive!!!" He orders whatever someone else is having, and probably dies from it.

      On subject of SW books, I have literally read them all (besides the Boba Fett series, Hard Merch, etc., which I couldn't get into) and own most of them, too. Peronsally, I really enjoyed both the Zahn series and the Stackpole/Allston series, but I keep coming back to the X-Wing saga. Maybe it's because the characters there have not been explored ot the extent as in the Zahn series. I'm getting a wee bit sick of the "core of heroes save galaxy every few years for their amusement" plot. I'm glad about them killing off one of the central characters in the Yuuzhan Vong saga (won't divulge which one, but you'll know what I'm talking about) but wish it wouldn't have been the one of the coolest SW characters ever. I dunno, I love Corran Horn, but I also enjoyed the protangonsit of Wraith Squadron, Kell Tainer, except for his odd self-esteem problems near the end of the series. Those two I don't get bored of, but the Skywalker extended family is getting old to me. 🙂 Always can count on good discussion in Boozerama, considering this is only my second!

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      Originally posted by coreycubed:
      **'ghoti' is fish. 'gh' like in 'enou gh ', 'o' like in 'w o men' (say "wimmin") and 'ti' like in 'ques ti on'.
      **

      Ohhhhhhhhh... Daaaaaaaaaaaarn... I didn't think you'd get it so quick... :frown: 😛

      Luke buys some stored OV meat.

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    • Insano,Astok is Asriel's ShadowKat.There are quite a few over on BL6 now.
      Whodoyoucallit,the manager,there is no way I'm paying you 4 million!
      But thank you for the tomato juice.
      Shade sips at the tomato juice,and watches ShadowKat rip the plastic Jar Jar Binks toy into shreds.
      He then shoots a skylight into the roof.Unfortunately,it is raining.

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      Originally posted by Payback37:
      I'm glad about them killing off one of the central characters in the Yuuzhan Vong saga (won't divulge which one, but you'll know what I'm talking about) but wish it wouldn't have been the one of the coolest SW characters ever.

      (I'm going to mention his name, but really, everyone should know who by now!!)

      You're glad they killed off Chewbacca? I'm not!!!!!! I heard it from starwars.com and read the books and yes, he is dead. They're right, though, it's only fitting that he was taken down my a moon crashing into a planet, and he died heroically saving Anakin and the others. 🙂

      (/spoiler)

      Hmmm, Corey waits for his ShadowKat orb to hatch.

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      /me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

      (This message has been edited by coreycubed (edited 10-15-2001).)

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      **Phnks! Gnw 'm tstng m knew zig.:)

      Edit- Oops,having some sig trouble- I'll fix it, though...

      P.S: How do you pronounce 'ghoti?' 😄

      P.P.S: Everyone visit 'Tell-a-Story Strike Back' on the EVO board! :)**

      "Ghoti" is pronoucend like "fish". the GH in tough, the O in women, and the TI anything that ends in "TION", like exclamaTIon. Some dude brought it up in congress some time ago...

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      One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

    • Um, Jimbob, I already said that! :mad:

      Never mind. Corey's orb starts to shake and glow even brighter.

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      /me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...