Mac is dumb enough to slip anthrax into Skyblade's Dr. Pepper while he's watching, so Skyblade runs his poisoned drink through a distiller. Seconds later, his DP is as good as new.

Skyblade blows Mac to Pashlife with his Dr. Pepper cannon, and kindly asks that Mac keep his chemical warfare in check against the Confederation instead of the bar. After all, we are rebels.

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Skyblade, however, finds his Dr. Pepper cannon reflected by mac's Sprite shield, and is hurled down into a Confed Prison on Earth.

Mac brings out his mixture. "Hey guys! I made some ethyl alcohol here! Anyone want some straight?"

Space - Clap. :rolleyes:

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After a surgical reatttachment, RebelRUnner runs over to captain skyblade and SHOOTS him, PUNCHES him, KICKS him, than realizing that you throw away trash, he shoves him out the airlock.

You NEVER shoot RebelRunner's Arm off.

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(quote)Originally posted by RebelRunner:
**After a surgical reatttachment, RebelRUnner runs over to captain skyblade and SHOOTS him, PUNCHES him, KICKS him, than realizing that you throw away trash, he shoves him out the airlock.

You NEVER shoot RebelRunner's Arm off.

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Trying to complete Mac's work, Jimbob flew out to the farthest reaches of the galaxy, where some hippie aliens lived. He purchased something which should be illegal everywhere..PEPSI! Flying back to BB, frauding the horrible confed scanners, he landed and slipped the Pepsi into Skyblade's DP. Tiptoeing back to a corner of the bar, he stole another Serria Mist from his machine and sat down, as if nothing happend...

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Skyblade threatens to join the Confederation should the bar members continue sneaking wicked roach juice into the place.

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Jimbob tosses the rest of the roach juice into a space pod with some Nitroglicerine, and launches it toward Earth. He goes back and frauds his machine for another Sierra Mist

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Bravo, Spacey. Good job. That was probably in at least the top 10 of my several hundred deaths.

Insano reincarnates himself and goes back over to RR. He quickly tells RR to get a body where the arms can't be shot off. RR looks confused, but can't be confused anymore as Insano shoots him. It was all for his own benefit.

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Wow, this is viscious. Payback waves around his patented Potato Pepsi™ Gun, laughing madly. He spills roach juice all over the floor. Not being able to make up his mind, he shoots himself, dies an ugly death (because of the Pepsi, of course), reincarnates himself, and humbly mops up the damage he has done.

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Originally posted by Insano:
**Bravo, Spacey. Good job. That was probably in at least the top 10 of my several hundred deaths.

Insano reincarnates himself and goes back over to RR. He quickly tells RR to get a body where the arms can't be shot off. RR looks confused, but can't be confused anymore as Insano shoots him. It was all for his own benefit.

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Cool! Thanks.

Spacey notices that RR has become yet another easy target. "Hmm. Hey Reb! CATCH!" Spacey throws a jar of roach juice at RR. RR watches the jar and attempts to catch it. Then , while the jar is in mid-air, he looks at Spacey. Spacey has drawn his Twin Neutron Pistols! He fires at the jar with one of them and at RR's buckle of his Pilot's Uniform Pants. RR's pants drop and reveal the OOGLAY (Ugly) shorts beneath.... which are decorated with kiss marks and butt prints.... which are all in sewn-in material by the way.

Spacey twirls his pistols and puts them back into his 'Shackle Belt' - as he calls it - and swipes his cloak back over them.

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Insano starts to steem in anger, or is it relief, that RR is being killed more than he is. "What's wrong with you people?! I'm the one who's supposed to die here!"

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Shade realises that Insano seems jealous.
He takes a large goldfish,puts it in Insano's mouth,and tapes his lips shut with Duct Tape.
The goldfish turns out to be a carnivourous version and starts nibbling on Insano's tounge.

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And then, Kyle walks in, and seeing the blank stares from everybody, introduces himself. "I am Kyle. I used to design plugins way back when EVO was only a twinkle in some ripoff artists' eyes. Anyways, I've made my appearance, and thought I would tell you all that I'm gonna try to complete Deadlock, for anyone who remembers it." Kyle walks back into the shadows, smirking devilishly, knowing that nobody cares or even knows who he is...

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You play War II? Do you have Battle.net Edition? I have that and play it all the time.

Sorry it took so long to answer, corey, but the last time I played WC2 was probably 3 years ago, and I always used to play it over AOL, they had a pretty good chat room set up to get games going.

And since I didn't want to have to do this, but it appears I must to get anyone to respond to any of my posts beyond debate, I'm going to kill Insano.

Payback gets sick of waiting for the carnivorous goldfish, and takes out a recorder. He plays it, while dancing a sprightly little jig, then puts it away and notices that everyone is looking at him funny. He just smiles, and points at Insano. Suddenly a loud squeaking sound is heard coming from the bathroom. It quickly becomes thunderous, and a horde of space toilet rats race out the door and into the bar! They stampede over to Insano, eat him alive (imagine Kenny in South Park getting attacked by rats). After leaving Insano stripped to the bone, they race back into the bathroom and flush themselves out of the ship before any are caught. Payback reincarnates Insano and offers him a DP.

(Hey, that's a good analogy! Insano, if you are killed as much as everyone claims, you should introduce yourself from now on as the Kenny of the Ambrosia Bulletin Boards!)

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(Hey, that's a good analogy! Insano, if you are killed as much as everyone claims, you should introduce yourself from now on as the Kenny of the Ambrosia Bulletin Boards!)

Lol, you're probably right. Insano takes the DP and congratulates Payback with a good kill. The last two have been good. Not just your regular Mac shoots Insano stuff. Insano then grabs one of his secret weapons, a Pepsi can, and stuffs it down Payback's throat. He then washes it down with DP to relieve some of the suffering.

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Mac goes back into the chem lab again and makes up a PGGB. All of them are actually made back there in the first place, since they're so complicated. Mac comes out and offers it to Insano. "Here, Insano, I made you a new type of PGGB from my own recipe. Try it and see what you think. It's not poisoned any more than any other PGGB - alcohol is a poison, of course - but it's a new recipe I'm trying. See what you think."

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Insano knows that he'll probably die from drinking it, but he's died enough times that he doesn't care anymore. So he takes it and chugs it down. Wow, that's got a kick.

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Insano suddenly realizes that he's having trouble seeing things. This is because Mac used Methyl alcohol instead of ethyl alcohol, and 30ccs of methyl alcohol is enough to permanently blind a person. Since Insano got considerably more than that, in addition to being blind, he begins slowly dying.

There, we now have our first (I think) scientific killing.

Anthrax is not something to joke about.

Luke dies of hunger from being the way he was for so long, reincarnates himself, and returns to the bar.

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Has anyone in Boozerama played Gran Tourismo 3? That game kicks! Jimbob hacks into the game, takes out a R/S Viper, and runs Insano over, but not before dropping Roach Juice on him.

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