Skyblade grabs a machette
"Hmmm...Insano, make that 40% Dr. Pepper and 20% Sprite, then I might let the drink survive." 
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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
Yeap, Tom's a good mod. I don't know him that well (and I think EVula and Soviet Mikee are the best mods, but that's opinion), though.
Well, EVula is good too, and I haven't seen enough of Mikee to form much of an opinion of him. But Tom is incredibly patient with jerks, and has the most difficult to moderate board to start with, plus a lack of backup. Lobster isn't around much anymore, and Matt and Frandall are too busy working on Nova to help out much. How he can keep it going as well as he does and still stay his normal funny, polite self I have no idea.
Mac also begins mixing his own drink with the handy Softdrink Development Tools that came with BB X. He winds up with 30% Cherry Coke, 30% Sprite, 20% Code Red Mountain Dew, and 20% Dr. Pepper. Sitting down with the first glass, he takes a sip. "Hmm... too much cherry, I think," and goes back to the Developer Tools suite.
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Yeah, I've noticed how Tom seems to keep a good attitude no matter what kind of flames or spams he receives. Without him, the Nova forum would seemingly be without moderators...
"Add more Dr. Pepper, Mac. That should make the drink taste perfect," Skyblade says, shaking his machette.
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Skyblade, you can have the drink, I don't care if it survives. Besides, Mac's making his own concoction.
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OV orders a pizza for everyone. When Skyblade recievs his it's very soggy. After he takes a bite he relizes it's covered in roach juice! Skyblade looks menicingly at OV. "Damnit they screwed up my order! I asked for it to be covered in Dr. Pepper!"
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Hey, considering how little time I spent on it, I think it's pretty good! I was limited for access time that day... :frown:
Well, I found some statistics peformed by an independent study firm (i.e., ME) on the flavors of Mountain Dew, Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper. They (I) ranked them as follows:
1. MD
2. DP
3. PC
You think it's a coincedence that "Pepsi-Cola" and "Personal Computer" (aka IBM) share the same initials? Bet they're cursed 
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Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".
Skyblade spends hours in the bathroom washing his roach juice-flavored tongue out in the Dr. Pepper sink. That had to be the worst pizza in the world...
Skyblade then approaches Overrider. "I appreciate the pizza, but we need to have a little...chat. What was roach juice doing inside the bar in the first place?" Skyblade said, waving his machette in the air.
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Luke's mercenaries get bored and wander off. Luke is enjoying his pizza. "This is the best pizza I've ever had in my life!" Luke comments. Marvin the Paranoid Android gets up and leaves the bar, muttering, "Life! Don't talk to me about life..."
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Originally posted by Luke:
**"This is the best pizza I've ever had in my life!"
**
Groan. Yeap, I'll bet you're enjoying yours... It hasn't been sogged in roach juice.
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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**Groan. Yeap, I'll bet you're enjoying yours... It hasn't been sogged in roach juice.;)
**
Luke orders a roach-juice-free pizza and an 8000oz Dr. Pepper and gives it to Skyblade. "Merry Christmas, Captain!"
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Skyblade bows low to Luke and throws 10 million credits at his feet. "This is a Christmas Present I must pay for!"
After Skyblade eats his pizza, he begins his search for the person who sogged his previous pizza in roach juice...
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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**Skyblade bows low to Luke and throws 10 million credits at his feet. "This is a Christmas Present I must pay for!";)
After Skyblade eats his pizza, he begins his search for the person who sogged his previous pizza in roach juice...
**
Luke whistles and hires a team of private investigators to help Skyblade in his search.
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I just realized that I haven't gotten killed in like this whole bar! Amazing!
Insano then goes into the bathroom and starts to tinker with the DP sink. Let's see... Move this here, then DP is cut off and Roach Juice is let in...
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Originally posted by Insano:
**I just realized that I haven't gotten killed in like this whole bar! Amazing!
**
Luke shoots Insano, who dies.
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Skyblade finds out about Insano's doings, and tracks him down for being the roach juice felon. Luke has already shot Insano, so Skyblade bounces up and down on him, ties him to a slab of wood, and throws him into the Pacific. The 'Feds get him, dead though he is, and bury him thousands of feet below the sandy shores.
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Spacey wonders where the bar tender is and what kinds of drinks there are. He hasn't been to Earth since he was 7. That was before he was drug into the world of women, ships, war, and death. A sad thing it truely is.
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"Well, Space, we have Dr. Pepper, our main drink, and some alcoholic stuff is available, mostly various drinks from HHGTTG."
Mac decides to welcome Space to the bar by shooting him down, then goes and finds Insano, reincarnates him, and shoots him dead too, since he hasn't died enough lately.
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::TTP enters the bar after a long haul delivering goods for various companies::
"Hi All, I am the peanut avenger, hear me roar."
::Roars very loudly::
::Spontaneously combusts::
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Beneath the "s" key on your keyboard is a miniature telescreen. I am watching you.
Mac grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out TTP. Sadly, he's already dead, but at least the bar wasn't damaged.
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So, Space Between, we can call you spacey? Anyway, a little thing that's VERY important for you to know is to not be afraid of dying. You can reincarnate yourself any time you are dead. Trust me, I know.
Insano reincarnates himself and takes a five second ride across the planet to his secret soda manufacturing company. He then takes out his new invention (well, maybe not so new), Soda pops! Currently available in one flavor, Dr. Pepper. Skyblade, take this as a peace offering. And don't shoot me, please.
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