Seeing as how Macavenger is 3 miles underground, the screens do nearly nothing, since he can easily TK himself to another location. Rak's entire crew mysteriously gets transported into deep space, but somehow survives, powerlessly floating there, and Rak again finds himself pinned to the ceiling.

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Insano reincarnates himself in his shipyard, felling very confused. He then sells Rak's fleet to some rich guy's fleet for 10 times its value. "Hehe, all I had to do was tell him it was flown in the great war," Insano says. With the money, he goes and buys a couple more kestrels and corvettes for the shipyard. Along with some hawks. "Okay, if you want hawks, buy them! I will give you a very fair price."

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Luke comes back from Eddy's Pizza on Clotho II and tries to make Mac and Rak shake hands.

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Hey Luke - how were the napkins? Were they as salty as their counterparts on Clotho Prime?D

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Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

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**Hey Luke - how were the napkins? Were they as salty as their counterparts on Clotho Prime?D
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Uh... the napkins on Clotho Prime just have a diferent logo. It's the pretzels that are salty. Anyway, I don't know, I forgot to taste the napkins, but the pizza was too greasy.

Happy birthday to me...
Happy birthday to me...
Happy birthdaaaaaaaaaaaay dear Luuuuuuuu-uke!
Happy birthday to me.

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Awww is it your birthday,Luke?

Shade's Alien Strike Cruiser lands next to the bar,and he returns to BB9.
Hang on Lyra went away?
Hooray!
Shade then steals Luke's pizza and drops several titanium reinforced moles near where Mac's brain is buried.
The moles dig down to get him.

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Luke gladly lets Shade take the pizza, because Luke hates grease.
"No, actually, my birthday is Wednesday."
Luke buys a kiwi from an insane man.
"Thank you, insane man."
"You're welcome, partially-sane man."

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Luke gladly lets Shade take the pizza, because Luke hates grease.
"No, actually, my birthday is Wednesday."
Luke buys a kiwi from an insane man.
"Thank you, insane man."
"You're welcome, partially-sane man."

Luke, you're partially sane? We can't have that! Insane people only here!

Shade's moles can't do anything to Mac, since he is in Rak's unbreakable jar, but he can commit suicide by force of will, and does. He reincarnates next to Luke, and starts pushing out of the bar. "No sane people! No sane people! I don't care if you're only partly sane, you can't be here unless you're totally nuts!" (OOC: Just as well that David doesn't go for bars like this ) Mac throws Luke out the door and slams it shut, leaning against it. After about thirty seconds he gets board with this and goes off to find Rak, and Luke comes back in. When Mac does find Rak, he gets out a truce paper, shakes Rak's hand, and while shaking it makes it sign the truce. The Mac/Rak war ends in a show of world peace.

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Of course I'm partially sane. I know 2+2=3, anyway!

Luke sticks a crayon up his nose, and starts singing "The Yellow Submarine" at the top of his lungs, until he's a little hoarse. Then Johnny Appleseed comes and mounts the little horse, and rides off into the sunrise.

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**Of course I'm partially sane. I know 2+2=3, anyway!

Luke sticks a crayon up his nose, and starts singing "The Yellow Submarine" at the top of his lungs, until he's a little hoarse. Then Johnny Appleseed comes and mounts the little horse, and rides off into the sunrise.
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As Luke is singing, Arthur Dent walks in and begins making PNB sandwiches.

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**As Luke is singing, Arthur Dent walks in and begins making PNB sandwiches.;)
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Luke stops singing and gets Arthur Dent's autograph.

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**Luke stops singing and gets Arthur Dent's autograph.:p
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Arthur, being a bit clumsy, slices off Luke's thumb with the carving knife while signing the autograph.

BTW Luke, did you see my question in the Hitchhiker topic down the page a bit? I'd like your opinion on that...

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**Arthur, being a bit clumsy, slices off Luke's thumb with the carving knife while signing the autograph.:p
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Luke wraps Aurthur's towel around the wound.

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BTW Luke, did you see my question in the Hitchhiker topic down the page a bit? I'd like your opinion on that...

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**Uh... now I did.;)
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And that's all you could come up with?

Mac comes over and beats Luke up for towel theft, a most grievous breach of honor and protocol, and gives Arthur his towel back. Luke is now bleeding from several other places too, and one towel won't cut it.

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Insano hungrily goes and grabs a PNB sandwhich. Happy birthday Luke.

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You do know what PNB stands for, right?

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:eek: We are ridiculously close to 200 posts, and the subsequent opening of BBX...

Who gets the honors?

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Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

No.what does PNB stand for?
And Luke,by Kiwi,do you mean the rare,endangered fuzzy nocturnal flightless bird,or the dirt common,sold-everywhere,fuzzy green-on-the-inside,hairy-on-the-outside fruit?

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**:eek: We are ridiculously close to 200 posts, and the subsequent opening of BBX...

Who gets the honors?
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Me, I called it on page 4.

/me goes to do so...

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Oh yeah, I remember it now, Mac Heh, it'll be any minute now...

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Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".