OK, Everybody reead the old ones, 'cuz I a'int posting new jokes for a WHOE WEEK! Yes, siree! Not for a WHOLE WEEK! Right, not for a WHOLE WEKK or my name aint George Dubya!!!

(David, you can "breath a sigh of relief" now)

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
Sadly, no. But I assume I should? Clarify, please.

Sorry if I was unclear. All I meant was that the Toronto City Council is one of the biggest jokes in years. Back before the amalgamation, when current mayor Mel Lastman was mayor of North York, everyone in central Toronto laughed at him, and then when the cities were amalgamated, they elected him mayor of the whole thing. You may have seen Mel Lastman on television once or twice - back when Toronto was still in the running for the 2008 Olympics, a number of international stations played the soundbyte where he said that he was afraid that he'd be eaten by cannibals if he went to Africa.

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
David, you can "breath a sigh of relief" now

Eh?

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Someone said you were gonna whip my hide if I made any fed jokes...

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
**Someone said you were gonna whip my hide if I made any fed jokes... **

No, he'll more likely strike back with intelligence, not flame.

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Originally posted by Luke:
**No, he'll more likely strike back with intelligence, not flame.

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Yep. For proof, just look (drool) over his Karma

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Him? Flame me? Who said anything 'bout that? I'd probably get a formal letter with an accompyning assesment report on how the feds are the better choice!!!

Apparently, this topic has DIED! Probably cause people read the first few posts and get bored. if someone would start a new topic, "Fed jokes for EV" or something, than I would appreciate it. I'll post all of my funny jokes there, because here... well, it's like doing an opera in an ally of LA... Not a very good place, huh? Please leave a not here, telling me you posted it. I will check anyway, however. Thank you all, and may the funniness be with you!

Hmmm... No one has notived this place lately... Or answered, for that matter... I must
^bump^

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
Hmmm... No one has notived this place lately... Or answered, for that matter... I must
^bump^

Tsk. Always let sleeping topics lie.

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Lyra, it doesn't matter how many times you bump this, if everyone else is tired of it, no one's going to post, and we'll just get irritated at having it show up at the top again. Starkiller is quite right. So please, stop. I understand that you still like the topic, but when it's dead, it's dead, you just have to move on.

How come I never get to start a successful topic? This is the first one that ever got past two pages. :frown: Here's a couple jokes:

How many Confederates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They make the outer colonists do the work.

How many Rebels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one. It's not exactly brain surgery.

Pleeeeease don't let this topic die! It would break my heart. Wait, not really. It would just be a disapointment. Ah, who am I kidding, this things goin' down the tubes. I'll just do what I always do, start yet another topic.

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How many Confederates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They make the outer colonists do the work.

No, no, that's not it. It's like this:

How many Confederates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, they all know how to screw up.

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Originally posted by Insano:
**How many Confederates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, they all know how to screw up.
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Heh, pretty good.

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Of course, more Confederates can do a better job of screwing up than just one, so the more you add, the faster and better the screwing up job will be.

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