Happy birthday Coreycubed. As happy as it can be in the midst of all this.

Dethunstuff is found remarkably hard to kill. With everyone's bad accuracy and conditions. Insano lunges at Dethunstuff and misses, badly. He hits the ground and hits his head on the floor. This results in a concussion. While Insano is on the ground, Dethunstuff steps on Insano. Insano then groans, and this startles Dethunstuff. OK, people, shoot him now while his guard is down!

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OV suddenly jumps up and says "I win! I win!!!!!!" OV runs out of ther bar.

1 hour later.....

OV walks in and says "I lose!"

OV blows Captain what's his name out of the bar orders a DP and says hi to everyone he hasn't been able to talk to.

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AIM: Ferazel17

GR watches Cap'n Dethunstuff enter the bar. Aiming his ShockWave™ Sniper Rifle at the Confed, he quietly depresses the trigger. Before he can even react, the bullet smashes through Cap'n Dethunstuff's scull into his brain. Spewing bits of brain all over the ground, Cap'n Dethunstuff is bombarded by rotten vegetables. GR orders a relaxing Scotch, and reclines in his chair.

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Terrorist Strike
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Corey takes a bunch of those party poppers and ties them all to one string, then pulls the string and makes a very loud "pop". "Hey, this could be a boy band hit!" says Corey. He pops some more and mutters to himself while writing some lyrics on a piece of paper. "No, no, no...it's got to rhyme with 'sticky'..."

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Coreył (Cubed)
I'm a hip frood who knows where his towel is!

GR yells at Corey to turn it down, and puts on ear phones. He puts in Beethoven's 5th Symphony and relaxes to the music.

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Originally posted by ZenMastaT:
Hey Mac, congrats on 2000 posts, whenever that happened.

Argh! You're right, I missed it! Damn, historic ocassion, and I overlooked it. I even knew I was getting close. Ah well, guess it just proves that I don't care as much about post counts as I used to. Of course, I am eagerly looking forward to bursting into the top 25 soon, I think the number 25 person is a little over 2100. I'm already first of all the Ms.

Mac hands OV his drink, then goes and finds a baseball bat and a pillow, and takes out his frustration on missing the 2000th post out on the poor pil - feathers, that is.

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Shade seeds the lake with eels so people will have stuff to eat.
Mmmmm...smoked eel...

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Originally posted by Shade:
**Shade seeds the lake with eels so people will have stuff to eat.
Mmmmm...smoked eel...
**

Mac barfs on the remains of the pillow. "Smoked eel?!??"

using money obtained from Skyblade for large quantities of DP earlier, Mac quickly buys a hot dog stand and installs it in the bar. He gives hector command of the hot dog stand, and buys himself a hot dog to refill his stomach with.

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Rak: Luke, my alter-ego, never posted what you quoted him as saying. Please don't do that.

Dethunstuff gets up, buys a new body, and steals Rak's scotch. He then starts saying what an amazingly good thing politicians are. He then shoots everyone but Insano and orders his pepsi again. "Stupid rebels, can't even get a stinkin' drink order right." He then says, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? What's that?" and goes off to kill some panda bears and Siberian Tigers in the bar's new safari. After he's done with that, he sits down and starts complaing loudly about the rebels' bad breath.

Insano, enjoy your vacation from being the Boozerama Bar Punching Bag™.

Anyway, luckily for Rawzer, he had an emergency Port-o-Teleport with him and pressed the button. He wound up on the default coordinates. On Earth. He'd forgotton to set it since before he was part of the Rebellion. Immediately every Confederate personnel in the area noticed him, looked at a nearby "Wanted" sign, looked at him, looked at the sign, their brains clicked, at they all shouted "After him!" Fortunately, Rawzer was fourteen blocks away by then, and no one knew what they were talking about. It also took another 3 hours to figure out that they could run after him themselves. By that time Rawzer had stolen a Confederate Executive Transport. Inside was the President of the Confederacy. Rawzer quickly booted him out, before realizing that he should have killed him. Oh well. Got to run.

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May those who love us, love us. And those who dont love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping.

Er, I don't think you can shoot everyone but Insano with each post, Luke. Cut it out. How do you expect a drink if we're all dead?

Luckily, the Baseball bat took Capt-idiot's fire, so Mac escaped unscathed, though he does need a new bat. Mac quickly synthesizes some Pepsi, since the bar doesn't carry any normally. He also includes a few... additives... in the solution, but the Fed doesn't know this when Mac hands it o him.

OOC: No one kill Luke right now, I want to see what happens here.

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
Er, I don't think you can shoot everyone but Insano with each post, Luke. Cut it out. How do you expect a drink if we're all dead?

Reincarnation!

Fine. Whatever.

Cap'n Dethunstuff drinks the Pepsi, dies, and disappears into the sands of time.

Luke returns.

"Sorry you didn't like my alter-ego. Ah, what the heck, neither did I."
Luke shoots Insano.
"Vacation over!"

Mac decides, just for fun, to invoke something similar to the international nuclear deterrence system, and shoots Luke in return. Also, Mac temporarily suspends reincarnation until a few more people have posted, for an experiment. I'll let you know when you can reincarnate, don't worry, it'll be soon. In the meantime, dead people are allowed to post thoughts, they just can't get drinks or interact with living people or anything.

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Okay, I'm dead. The Boozerama God™ says I can't reincarnate. Luke's immediate thoughts after death:

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I'm hungry.

Feed me!

Hey... I know this feeling...

I'm dead!

Not again...

Well, it's not as bad as Insano...

He's been dead dozens of times

I'm hungry.
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Shade feeds Luke's ghost a kilo of poisoned chocolate.
Continuing our discussion on the attack,from BFS:Pertinent Info,over here:
Guile posted a picture of his cruddy little spaceplane from Galaxy's Edge,my least favourite TC,flying towards a pair of towers,with smoke already billowing from one of them.
Obviously meant to represent the second plane hit.
There was a heavy public outcry for Guile to be killed/karma/slapped/beat up,as well as the image being deleted.
Many people said that Galaxy's Edge should be boycotted.
Eventually,however,the image was deleted,thank God,and I haven't seen Guile recently to tell if he's been Karma Slapped.

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Oh,yes:Lyra,I do not live in the UK.
Like MartiNZ and Kiwi_a2,I am a citizen of New Zealand.
Look it up in an atlas,and you will see an ugly lumpy bit along the eastern coast of the southern island:I live near there.

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Lyra, dumba** me, has been waiting in the old bar, not knowing there was a new one. She slaps OV and says, "You numbskull! I ain't CyberDragon, I'm Lyra, and I ain't mean either! Lyra then kills OV, just for the heck of it, and goes up to mac and inquires about being a doorslave again, seeing as how Rak blew up her base.

Insano gulps when he hears there's no more reincarnation for a while. "Oh no, please don't kill me!" BTW, luke's shot didn't kill me, it just shaved my head. Now I have a stylish hairdue with hair on both sides, but not in the middle! Insano then orders a large plate with all of the interesting thing's he's eaten in his life. I've really eaten these things too.

Pigeon, edible gold, alligator, frog's legs, milk bone, squid, and I know there's more but can't remember it now. Insano thouroughly enjoys everything except the milkbone, which he makes Hector eat. If he can eat, anyway.

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HehHehHeh Shade finds one of the nicest foods he's eaten,the salty chilli-flavoured Italian cheese,and offers it to Insano.
Anyone ever tried wusabi,that spicy stuff you get with sushi?
That stuff is better than strait dark coffee beans.
One tiny bite and aaaaaargh!aaaaargh!my head!my head!

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Lyra, while doing her toilet-bowl cleaning duties, notices the large cockroach coming towards her. Insano laughs and cakcles, hoping that Lyra will die. Most unfortunatly for Insano, the coclroach approaches her and, because Lyra speaks Roachish, they become freinds. Lyra synpathizes with the poor cockroach, as he tells her his life story. Insano has made it go around killing things, but the cockroach (George)is really a buhdist. After Lyra sets him free of Insano's evil spell, George calls down a spirit from buhda and zaps Insano's hair down to nothin, and his head is on fire. George and Lyra sit down to finish Insano's plate, seeng as how that IS her food for the day. They enjoy it a lot, and they enjoy Insano running around the room like Hades even more.

Hey, I think it would be unfair to kill Insano while reincarnation's off. But that doesn't mean we can play around with him...