Luke reincarnates himself and rebuilds the bunker.
Everyone stop it! Lyra, you need not take offense form every little thing, like Macavenger falling in my Pit 'O Doom. There's really nothing in there except a bunch of TribblesŽ. Don't let the name mislead you. 
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Yeah! 3 cheers for corey! Lyra ROOLES! And so does Iorek Byrinson.
Arookee, with much dignity, walks up to corey and says, "Sorry, but I'm not a pet. I don't eat off the floor like an animal. However, I shall go easy and not put a curse on you instantly." He then gives corey an evil grin and says, "Though I doubt my friend ShadowCat would be so leinent. Try feeding HIM second-hand Cheez-its and you'll be stuffed down a toilet before you can say 'Stupid Human'." <another evil grin>
Lyra now sees Luke's last post.
You know, I just blew you up because U were hurting Mac. I wasn't taking ofence. Well, maybe a little, because when I donated the bar, I made SURE that the foundation was stable. So, I had to blow up your bunker.
Lyra, who this whole time has been living as a servant girl and running errands for Mac so he'll let her sleep on the doorstep, takes some money out of the trust her dead parents left for her and builds herself a military base in a mountain near the bar. I would LOVE to say all of it's aresanal and equipment, but I'm sure someone will piss Lyra off soon enough so they'll find out the hard way.
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**Yeah! 3 cheers for corey! Lyra ROOLES! And so does Iorek Byrinson.
Arookee, with much dignity, walks up to corey and says, "Sorry, but I'm not a pet. I don't eat off the floor like an animal. However, I shall go easy and not put a curse on you instantly." He then gives corey an evil grin and says, "Though I doubt my friend ShadowCat would be so leinent. Try feeding HIM second-hand Cheez-its and you'll be stuffed down a toilet before you can say 'Stupid Human'." <another evil grin>**
Iorek...say, I've heard of him (or I will soon).
"Ha," says Corey. "You think ShadowKat's gonna chew me out, wait till he sees you spelled his name with a C. He hates that..."
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Arookee realizes his mistake, apologizes to Shadow K at, and, not being a bashful, shy, or apologetic creature, goes up to corey and promptly casts a spell that curses him for the next 30 years. For ex...
Thre will be trouble in your lovelife when your girlfriend hurls a javlen through your chest.
there is travel in your future when your tounge freezes to the back of a speeding bus.
The only possible remedy for this is lying face-first in the mud for a month. If it works, then, well, congrats to ME , 5 years in the lab wasn't a waste, if it doesn't then, well, congrats to me anyway, I gave everybody a good laugh by gettin' corey in the mud for a month.
Apparently, Shade could use a peek at his own sig. Anyway, that's just what's making this place look bad. YOU CAN"T JUST KILL EVERYTHING!!! I mean, you whine and cry an say I react to every little thing, but you rip my head off (literally) when I make a GRAMTTICAL ERROR! CHILL!
Lyra, who skilfully dodged the blow, calmly asks Shadow C at whether s he would like to challenge Arookee to a duel. I will give you fair warning, Shade, that Arookee's fingernail holds more magic then Voldemort, Mendenbar, Lila, Cimorne, and all the other characters from any magic book you can name put together.
(quote)Originally posted by Luke:
**Luke reincarnates himself and rebuilds the bunker.
Everyone stop it! Lyra, you need not take offense form every little thing, like Macavenger falling in my Pit 'O Doom. There's really nothing in there except a bunch of TribblesŽ. Don't let the name mislead you.
Mac gets back on top of the new bunker and goes back to work with his special tools.
OK, no one mess with the bunker or me. Not even Luke. Since stress can be a problem, the following will be revealed in advance: Luke's safety during my little work here is absolutely assured, this will not harm Luke in any way. At least, not physically. His sanity may be in danger by the time I'm done. What I'm doing is more complex than you think.
Anyone who screws with my plans shall be banned from #BB7, like the pit was.
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**ShadowKat notices that Lyra spelt his name with a C,and rips her head off.
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/msg ShadowKat Based on her response, I reccommend the "kick' feature of having ops. 
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GR fires a hypervelocity nuclear tipped cruise missile at Lyra's invincible base. Sporting the latest in tracking systems and ECM, the missile blows by all of her "sophisticated defense systems." Spayinga ist of molecular acid at the mountain base, the missile blows through its side. Once inside, the missile smashes into a freightload of highly explosive weapons, it detonates... Lyra and her base are destroyed, and there is no way to get out of it
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MOSS of the Crimson Guard, a (url="http://"http://www.planetarion.com")Planetarion(/url) alliance.
Winning isn't everything thing, it's the only thing.
Go have a good laugh with (url="http://"http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com")Bushisms(/url).
I knew that. Why do you think I put it in bold?
Lyra walks up to Hector, and taps him on the head, pulls a few knobs, and the like. MAc is currently drilling holes in the roof, so he can't hear a thing. Suddenly these words flash across Hector's LCD screen-
+o on Lyra Engel
Lyra has absolutly no idea what this means, and she is thirsty, and seeing as how Mac is off duty, she walks up to the bar and "borrows" a margirita. Hey, after all that message running and a little doorstep with no blanket to sleep with, you gotta cut her some slack. She exits the bar, and walks up the hill to her military base, waiting for Mac to come screeming about the options and margirita. She leans forward in her chair, and flicks onew of the many switches on the desk. Suddenly, she is in a room with monitors all around her, one for every room and two for every BBer, disguised as trash cans, plants, windows, bars, hector bot (in the extreme case of mac), etc. Isn't magic wonderful?
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GR fires a hypervelocity nuclear tipped cruise missile at Lyra's invincible base.
Hmmmmmm... Somehow you posted this BEOFRE me... I don't like that...
Lyra laughs as she observes the monitor for General Rak. Arookee, as a flamingo, is cracking up. He finnaly manages to get some breath to speak.
"Did you-did you see that? Oh my- my- WHAT A MORON!"
Lyra, now practially collapsing in laughter, invokes a mental technique that calms them both down.
"He fired the missle at the wrong mountain!" At this, the spell can't take it, and it shatters into 56,000,000 pieces, while Lyra and her daemon laugh for another hour or two.
heh, heh, heh, Rak, I TOLD you that you shouldn't just blow thing sup with no chance to defend themselves. Had you said, "Rak fires a missile," I wouldn't have said, "Lyra blows it up." YOU need to stop breaking that #1 rule, "NO ONE POST BATTLES!" When our for-BB'ers made this rule, they realized that people like you would want to decimate everything in a single post. THAT'S whats ruining our bar, and YOUR the source. :mad:
+b on General Rak.
Oh, and beofre you go and whine and cry to Mac, at LEAST let me have a last word. Call it a "parting shot", if you will:
There is no such thing as "hypervelocity."
/me points a finger at Lyra and says magic is BS and shouldn't be in BB7.
On the side- If that ***hole named Lyra does not stop her BS about doing whatever she wants and being invincible, I will quit BB7.
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Winning isn't everything thing, it's the only thing.
Go have a good laugh with (url="http://"http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com")Bushisms(/url).
/me sighs. Rak, YOU need to read my WHOLE post. I only did the laughing thing because YOU did a one-post battle. Remember when Mac did a violation to go against a violation? Well, I did the same thing. YOU need to realize that everyone else can have stuff too, besides your little "Hyper flying toliet" bull. 
Mac and I have been trying to tell you this, but it won't go through your thick skull. Still, you don't see me quiting BB on account of one annoying person, unlike YOU. So, calm down, have a B-B-Q, and kill Insano. That always works for me!
Oh, and BTW, I am a man, Lyra is a girl. There IS a difference, much to Bob Doles displeasure.
*** Lyra Engel was kicked off #BB7 by coreycubed (improper use of magic)
Lyra, don't nitpick other people for their mistakes unless you want them to do the same to you. Could ya stop acting all innocent and just realize why everyone gets mad when you blow up in their face?
But this is a friendly place, and I have stated before that I don't hold grudges. ^_^ So...just try and be a little nicer, k? No one can have any fun if you're always on their case.
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***** Lyra Engel was kicked off #BB7 by coreycubed (improper use of magic)**
Snort. Who said anything about HP?
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Lyra, don't nitpick other people for their mistakes unless you want them to do the same to you. Could ya stop acting all innocent and just realize why everyone gets mad when you blow up in their face?
Umm... That wasn't nit-picking... It's just that he's done little stunts like that so many times, It gets anyoying after a while.
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But this is a friendly place, and I have stated before that I don't hold grudges.^_^ So...just try and be a little nicer, k? No one can have any fun if you're always on their case.
Since when is "having fun" defined as blowing up everything someone else does? I make a mountain, eak blows it up. I donate a bar, Rak blows it up. I sit in a chair, Rak blows it up. What are you, some sort of pyro that has to deystroy other peoples works to gain personal gratification? 
Seriously, everybody calm down.
Lyra throws a BBQ. She wanted to make a "Pin the Tail on the Insano" game, but since he left, she makes a stuffed Insano and a sign that says, "Blow up Insano with a minigun! FREE!" Everybody calms down after she employs this unique mwthid of freindship building skills. Rak ends the game, however, when he brings out his ____________ (superweapon of your choice) and blows the doll to ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ pieces.
(quote)Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Anyone who screws with my plans shall be banned from #BB7, like the pit was.;) C u when someone starts BB8...
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I'm back who wants to go kill the feds oh i need a ship
