Insano, who doesn't really like cats, takes out a bunch of mice so that the cats run after them. But, the mice were mechanical and run into some very ly bushes.

I'm re-entering all 3 ducks, plus chuck. Unless someone doesn't want to have their duck in it.

Roll: A

Froederick: 5
Zen Masta Duck: 6
Arooke: 6 Oh my gosh! Arooke is tied for first!
Chuck: 1

Roll: B

Froederick: 10
Zen Masta Duck: 11
Arooke: 7 Back to you old bad luck again, eh?
Chuck: 6

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It would appear, that my skillfull duck has learned the intricate dance of the dice... either that or I am some how cheating.

Knowing myself, I suspect me of cheating, however I have no proof, so I must let myself slide this time...

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Fortunatly,the ShadowKat isn't stupid enough to fall for Insano's ploy.
It takes off it's halo and waits until a blue haze gathers in the center of the halo.
All of a sudden a bolt of blue lightning lances out and blows Insano's head off.

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-St. Matthew's Gospel 22:21

I don't like cats. I LOVE cats! Unfortunatly, I'm alergic to them, so I have a cavalier dog instead (The BEST & closest you can get to having a cat). And remember- just cuz I'M alergic to cats doesn't mean my internet self (Lyra) has to be. BTW, Lyra couldn't have died, cause when humans die, their daemons die too. SOOOO, she's NOT DEAD! OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! In yo' face!

Lyra accepts defeat, and realizes the old bar is obsolete, and runs up to Mac and apologizes. To show her repentance, she buys Mac a new bar with everything from the last time, and these NEW commodities:
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• World-Class Golf Course

• B-B-Q Deck

• Plug-in Designing lab, complete with all the testing apparatus and a variety of different Macs to test upon.

• Chess Tournament Hall

• Waldorf hotel facilities

• OLYMPIC size swimming pool, with personel squirt gun boats for everybody

• New and IMPROVED Acid Pit, making executions 100x more painful (with a secert device that doesn't allow Lyra, Mac, Arookee, or Insano th be thrown in, of course)

• 1000 sq. ft bar area.

• The Tenderomatic 10,000™ ( ™™™™™™™™™™ ) so that when ever the barkeep (Mac) needs a break, He flips the "ON" switch (that shouldn't be too hard for ye, eh Mac?) and it fufills all of his bartending duties!

• Gun rack, complete with Plasma Pistols for all customers

• Spoon fighting arena ("complimentary" spoons are BANNED!)

• Library

• Cathedrael

• New and improved ski mountain.

AND MUCH MORE (I'l think of some other ones as we go along)!
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However, has anyone been thinking to themselves that Lyra must be running out of money? Well, she isn't. Because, she already has! (too many presants of peace) However, remember the old bar? It is still worth several billion credits ye know, and she still owns it. So, she sells it for twice it's real value to some guy in his thirtys to use as his own resort. What was his name? Bill Fates, or something like that. Anyway, now her trusty rucksac (READ THE BOOKS TO FIND- Oh, hell, you guys know the drill) is overflowing, and she has 3x the amount she had originally. (And don't you DARE tell me that's "fuzzy math" or whatever, this IS Boozerama, right? ANYthing can happen! Well, most anything. Insano not getting killed over 25 times a day certainly isn't going to happen.)

Afterwards, Lyra sees the oblatent use of copying that shade used with Shadowcat (opposed to HER beloved daemon, Arookee) but doesn't care, and Arookee (note the TWO o's. Insano!), remembering his place in the race, races up to greet the newcomer. He immediatly changes to a cute tabby kitten, and goes up to ShadowCat and gives her a sniff, shows her that he can shapeshift (so that she won't be alarmed later, and so he can show off to this new girl), and then gives her the universal cat's "meow" of: "I really want to be your friend, and I hope you want to be MY friend. Maybe we can start something later (hint, hint), but lets cross that bridge when we come to it, eh?" Amzing how they can say all that with "meow", isn't it? Anyway, Shadowcat's reaction is ____________. Shade, you fill in the blank.

Oh yes, and RC? I hereby officialy challenge you to a rematch tonight at- say, 9:00? (Eastern Standerd) It would be better for right now, but... that's OK. See ya then!

Phew! Long story line. I can't believe It! BTW, I just went into Microsoft Word to see how long this was, and it's over 2 1/4 pages! 12 Font! I guess I'm used to it, writing books all the time. Any way, that's all for now, folks!

(He exits the stage to tumultous applause)

Why are you reading this? You shouldn't be. There's nothing of interest down here.

Leave Me Alone!

That's better. They've finnaly gone- What? you're STILL here? GO AWAY! STOP! GIVE ME PEACE! PLEASE!

No! Stop the torture! Dona... Nobis... Pachem... (Any of you speak latin? It means "Grant us peace)

OK, I really don't want to resort to violence, but still, ye' wont leave, so I'll get my winchester rifle- Whats that? The full moon? Can't resist- need- fresh- BLOOOOOOOD!

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

DAMN! That's probably the longest post I've ever done! Lets rejoice! Need- to- suck- BLOOOOOOOOOOD!

PS- And, obviously, my "tenderomatic" graphic didn't work right.

Macavenger sees the ShadowKat blow Insano's head off, and immediately reincarnates him. Just as Insano starts to think he might have a friend for once, Mac whips out the Tritanium Steak Knives. "You don't like cats? Die, evil freak!" Mac chases Insano all over the bar, and throws a couple of the knives. Eventually, Insano gets cornered against the wall and Mac slashes him up with the Steak Knives. (In case anyone hasn't figured this out yet, I reincarnated Insano specifically for the purpose of killing him again) After opening every major blood vessel in Insano's body with the knives, all his blood leaks onto the floor, and he becomes the pool of blood again. Mac waves his knives at the blood. "And remember, my duck better do better next roll, or we'll have to do this again, understand? Bye now." Insano is washed out into the gutter.

Oh, and Lyra? hector is still the bartender right now. "hector, Sprite."

• • • hector gives Macavenger a 120 oz. Sprite
      "Good bot, hector"
      "Thanks Macavenger :)"

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OK, that's it! No more one post battles killing me! So, I blocked that halo blast with a alien armor plate. Then, when Mac tried to kill me, I used a blue orb again. So, I never died! Hahahahaha!

Roll A:

Froederick: 14
Zen Masta Duck: 15
Arookee(sp?): 9
Chuck: 12

Roll :

Froederick: 18
Zen Masta Duck: 19
Arookee: 11
Chuck: 16

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Mac- Care for a game of chess?

Arookee is now eyeing shadow cat with a certain look of: "D**m! your cute." ShadowCat blushes. Lyra watches wiht intrest to see what Shades reply will be.

While still waiting for Shade's reply, Arookee runs up to Isano, and says, :mad: :mad: :mad: "How DARE you block the lovely lady's attempts to kill you, and how DARE you make me lose like this!" :mad: :mad: :mad: He then sings a song so beautiful that everyone in the vicinity is enraptured by it. ShadowCat is looking at this new sutor with intrest. It seems that the song seems to glow from Arookee's body, and then a rainbow arches out of the radiance, and when Insano sees it coming, he thinks it's pretty, but then, he realizes, at the last moment, that hes going to die. He tries to block with his puny blue orbs that don't exist (it was really shadowcat, remember), but to no avail, the rainbow-bolt hits him and he is gone. Vanished. HE DOESN"T EXIST ANYMORE! MHUHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA, MHUAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAHA! The duck race is put on hold, and everyone enjoys the BEST B-B-Q yet. Throughout the whole party, however, Arookee seems to be trying to get close to Shadowcat. But, sadly, all good things must come to an end. When the B-B-Q is over, everyone goes back to their daily lives, and the duck racers go back to their places, and everyone waits (sadly) for Insano to reincarnate himself and say it was all a big dream, and then the duck races will continue.

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**Skyblade walks in and grabs a 300oz. Dr. Pepper.

"It's been awhile. Just got back from vacation... Had any good spoon fights lately?"

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I havn't been here lately either, though I havn't been gone as long as you. I've been working on some plug-ins for kicks; one of them is EVO Spob Expander, which I made entirely with EVO Developer Map :p. It just adds a bunch of... spobs. I don't know if I submitted it correctly, but if I did it should be available at the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evo/addons.html")EVO Addons page(/url) soon. Another one is a cheat for EV which lets you get from any system to any other within five jumps maximum. Should be available soon, but it's a cheat, why do you want it? The third and final, Torgo And Beyond is the by far the best. It has lots of missions and some new people flying around. (Some Boozeramers have cameos! ) It's still in development, though.

Luke stops babbling about his plug-ins and offers Lyra a copy of What About Bob? on DVD as a peace offering. Then he orders a Cherry Coke and says he'll bet five credits on Froedrick for the next duck race. (Man, I'm cheap!) Any takers?

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Insano reincarnates himself into the body of a cat. HA! If you touch me people will hurt you for hurting a cat! Of course, this can can talk. Insano then starts to jump on Lyra and claw her eyes out.

Roll A:
Froederick: 13
Zen Masta Duck: 13
Arookee: 11
Chuck: 12 OOOOH, so close!

Roll B:
Froederick: 19
Zen Masta Duck: 16
Arooke: 17 See, you're not doing so bad. I kept hitting the die on stuff so I had to reroll several times
Chuck: 17

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**Insano reincarnates himself into the body of a cat. HA! If you touch me people will hurt you for hurting a cat!
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Dang, I can't kill a cat! Someone find a loophole, quick!

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Cats rule, dogs drool!

"Your on!" and I hereby downgrade my bet to a used Clay Pigeon. Come on, you know you want it.

Well, Zen sits back to wait for the duck race to get on, and begins flicking rubber bands and the least offensive people in the bar.

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Zen cries out in pain as his Duck falls behind, and in a moment of anger, transmorgifies Insano into a bottle of wine, which he promptly blasts of the table. He then reincarnates Insano in a more normal shape and apologizes for his lack of manners.

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:frown:OV walks in upset :frown: OV sits in a corner and has a nice long drink of DP and thinks of happier times and starts to figure out how many days from now and till Thanksgiving. OV doesn't praticipate in any bar activites :frown:

What's with these duck things?

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Originally posted by Insano:
**OK, that's it! No more one post battles killing me! So, I blocked that halo blast with a alien armor plate. Then, when Mac tried to kill me, I used a blue orb again. So, I never died! Hahahahaha!
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Oh, sorry Insano, I forgot to mention the modified rules dealing with you in my last post, so I'll put them here:

• One post battles are allowed only if Insano is killed and no one else is harmed.

• Invincible protections are not allowed. Insano, in particular, is not allowed to defend himself against... well, pretty much any lethal weapon. His only defense is to run away.

Just to convince Insano that he really is dead, Mac picks up a King and bashes his skull in with it. Insano again becomes the pool of blood that leaks out of his head and is washed out the door.

Oh, and Insano, remember that the chess pieces are guarded by Caissa, so you really can't defend yourself against them, even if you were allowed to defend yourself.

Also, Lyra, since you mentioned this earlier, I don't believe in Caissa either - in real life. Since this bar is strictly for fun, though, I can believe in whatever I want while here. It's no different than Luke becoming a Buddhist back in BB2.

Oh, and Insano, why did you do the second set of rolls in the duck race twice? It looks a little goofy now.

Lyra, on the chess - probably not today. I'm busy working on my plug right now (well, sorta working on it, you'll see) and would rather do that than chess right now. Maybe tomorrow, we'll see, but I intend to spend a lot of time on the plug for a while because I'd like to get it done before school starts, though I don't think that's likely.

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Zen cries out in pain as his Duck falls behind, and in a moment of anger, transmorgifies Insano into a bottle of wine, which he promptly blasts of the table. He then reincarnates Insano in a more normal shape and apologizes for his lack of manners.

You can do that, how? I don't think that works. So, I'm still cat, therefore, Mac killed a cat. Hey, Mac killed a cat! C'mon you cat lovers, kill 'em! Insano reincarnates himself into the body of a tiger. Still a cat, just more lethal. Insano suprises mac from behind and bites his neck, and slashes his back with his claws.

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Oh, and Insano, why did you do the second set of rolls in the duck race twice? It looks a little goofy now.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Please explain. I do two rolls a post now, if that's what you're talking about.

Roll A:

Froederick: 20
Zen Masta Duck: 22
Arookee: 23
Chuck: 21

Roll B:

Froederick: 21
Zen Masta Duck: 24
Arookee: 29
Chuck: 25
The only way Arookee can lose is if he rolls a 1 and Zen Masta Duck rolls a 6. The we'll have to do a sudden death round. In other words, Arooke will probably win. Sorry for the long post.

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Hey, I'm still a Buddhist (in the bar, anyway)! I just don't mention it much now-a-days. The Enlightened One gave me the power to destroy those who... um... I want to! It's a reward for bringing him the Great Holy Cow Of Nirvana.

More seriously, all of you should come to my new homestead.com website I whipped up in ten minutes, right (url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")here.(/url)

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**Roll A:

Froederick: 14
Zen Masta Duck: 15
Arookee(sp?): 9
Chuck: 12

Roll **( **:

Froederick: 18
Zen Masta Duck: 19
Arookee: 11
Chuck: 16**

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Originally posted by Insano:
**Roll A:
Froederick: 13
Zen Masta Duck: 13
Arookee: 11
Chuck: 12 OOOOH, so close!

Roll B:
Froederick: 19
Zen Masta Duck: 16
Arooke: 17 See, you're not doing so bad. I kept hitting the die on stuff so I had to reroll several times
Chuck: 17
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These two sets of rolls look mutually exclusive to me. i think you screwed up in there somewhere.

Also, you were reincarnated as a human, not as a cat, when I killed you.

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He then reincarnates Insano in a more normal shape and apologizes for his lack of manners.

Also, Tigers don't count, they aren't domestic cats. Mac beats Insano off his neck, and shoots him with a clay pigeon in the head, which stuns him. He then spoon fights the stunned tiger and quickly kills it.

/me posts new rule: Players may not reincarnate themselves as cats or any other animal, they must be human (or Alien, in Shade's case)

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From Luke's web page:
My interests are ... the NY Mets

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Macavenger screams with rage and pulls out his foam Atlanta Braves Tomahawk and chops Luke's head off with it. Then he jumps up and down on Luke's body until it is completely pulverized, screaming "Mets suck! Mets suck! All Mets fans are evil and must DIE!" and then begins singing the Tomahawk chop chant.

(In case anyone hasn't noticed, my favorite team in baseball is the Braves, and the Mets are probably about third from the bottom right now by virtue of the fact that their record this year absolutely sucks :p, and there are other teams worth hating more (Phillies, Yankees), but not by much. Also, if you think any part of this post can be construed to be rude to the Mets, you should know that it is more so than you thought. :p)
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