Yup. I just checked. Unregisterd users CAN post chronicles! It will be posted there, and once it comes out, I will provide a post with a link in it. Cheers!

Luke reincarnates himself and shoots Insano in the head.

"Don't worry, Mac, I'm used to Mets haters like you, so I will not request of the Highest One to unleash his powers on you."

Luke then turns to rebil council. "Wow, new record! Thanks!"

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GR prepares another clone on a secret base. He then comes up with plans of retribution.

GR then changes his IP address and relay satellite, to something no one knows

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Winning isn't everything thing, it's the only thing.
Go have a good laugh with (url="http://"http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com")Bushisms(/url).

ShadowKat wakes up,and ransacks the Bar for more salty Italian chilli-flavoured cheese.
When he finds that there is no more,he threatens to eat all the ducks unless someone orders him a freighterload.
Shade refills his kegs of Speights.

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"Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's."
-St. Matthew's Gospel 22:21

Mac, since I'm again I can talk to anyone again. Insano then says very louldy, "What are you talking about you scum? That's your dog, and I only just saw it walking on the street. I looked at the nametags and there was your name on the tags."

No, Arooke gets reincarnated whenever a duck race needs to be done. Dying does not affect the races.

Roll A:
Froederick: 5
Cheese: 1
Arookee: 4
Chuck: 4

Roll B:
Froederick: 6
Cheese: 6
Arooke: 7
Chuck: 6

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Originally posted by Insano:
"No, Arooke gets reincarnated whenever a duck race needs to be done. Dying does not affect the races."

YOU IDIOT! I HAVE STATED SEVERAL TIMES THAT IF AROOKEE DIES, THEN LYRA WOULD HAVE TO DIE TOO! I HAVE ALSO STATED, SEVERAL TIMES, THAT GR DID NOT KILL ME! YOU WILL GET AN EXPLANTATION IN THE CHRONICLE I'M WRITING! SO CORRECT YOURSELF BEFORE I PAY TH F****N 20 CREDITS SO THAT GR CAN KICK YOUR BUTT (Pour soul, he sucks so bad the only thing he CAN kill is Insano)!

Oh, where to begin with this. Wait, I won't begin. I'll let Mac scold you. In the meantime, Arooke gets a minus 3 foot penalty for yelling at the person who controls the races. New positions:

Froederick: 6
Cheese: 6
Arooke: 4
Chuck: 6

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(quote)Originally posted by Insano:
Arookee gets -3 for yeeling at the racemaster.
No, you said this was a fair race, and if you did that, you'd have to put everybody else at about -1500 billion for killing you so many times. Please put me back to my original spot. Thank you.

(QUOTE)Originally posted by Insano:
I'll let MAc scold you.(/quote)
For what? Yelling at Insano? Yeah, right! If you told him he'd probably tell you to give me an EXTRA 3 spaces in the duck race!

No, not for yelling at me, just for flaming in general. Flame me again and Arookee gets disqualified altogether.

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Luke jumps up and down.
"Yeah! My new plug-ins are available! (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category;=&display;=date&file;=EVO%20Spob%20Expander.Bin")EVO Spob Expander(/url) and (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=ev&category;=&display;=date&file;=1Jump.sit.Bin")1Jump!(/url)"

A meteorite comes down from the sky and knocks Luke unconscious. Everyone sighs in relief.

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Maybe my eyes aren't working... but did YOU see a little (FLAME) tag ? Or for that matter, did you see a (/FLAME) tag? Cuz I didn't! So chill, and put me back where I was.

lyra goes into the bar and announces, "I'll be ANYONE my imaginary stuffed-animal plant that Arookee wins the race, as long as someone else bets me my imaginary stuffed-animal plant that he loses. So, this way, Insano can't "accidently" make me lose and say it was the fates controlling it, nor can anyone swindle me out of a stuffed-animal plant." At this, she walks up to Insano and gives him a hover-shield™ (so that he can dodge anything that is thrown at him) as a peace offering.

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Many people have begun to use the "peace offering" process I made up, and I think it would be appropiate that it be made a rule. This would be the rule, if it passed the legislature process: "To show an apology, give the person in question an object that you think would please him/her., known as a peace offering" I think this would make for a great Boozerama custom. Right now, we only have 2- One- Killing Insano as much as possible. 2- Speaking in present tense. We need something better than that, people! Now, maybe I'm being rationialist and unrealistic but... just vote any way, even if it turns out to be a flop.

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Lyra No one (yet)

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Originally posted by Lyra, AKA CyberDragon:
Maybe my eyes aren't working... but did YOU see a little (FLAME) tag ? Or for that matter, did you see a (/FLAME) tag? Cuz I didn't! So chill, and put me back where I was.

1. Flame tags are not required to make a post a flame. That post was a flame.
2. Posting in all CAPS is heavily frowned upon. Please don't do it again.

/me dances around the bar, because Chuck is tied for the lead, assuming Insano keeps the three foot penalty on Arooke.

Macavenger pulls out his neutron rifle, finds the dog, and blasts the tags off of it. "What name tags, Insano? The only dog I see around here doesn't have any name tags, and it sure isn't mine. I guess, since you brought it in here in the first place, it must be yours." Since Mcavenger is not firmly opposed to cruelty to Insanos, Insano is promptly shot in the head by a neutron rifle for having a dog in the bar.

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Maybe my eyes aren't working... but did YOU see a little (FLAME) tag ? Or for that matter, did you see a (/FLAME) tag? Cuz I didn't! So chill, and put me back where I was.

sigh
From the To Flatulence thread.

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I want to download some pilots from your Pilot Trading Network. But guess what! It's not up. And I know I'm not having memory failures and line drops because I have DSL.
AND I'M MAD AT YOU! Why the heck did you put that link in your signiture?! 'Don't Click Here'!!
That's retarded! It floaded my whole frickin Internet. I think you should be demoted just for that! But it's no worries off my shoulders either way! It floaded the Internet and brought up a window that said: Warning! Internet Explorer 5.0 Mac Version is running critically low on memory. Try to quit and close some of your windows.

THAT'S RETATRDED!!

That's the enitre post. Every word. Do you see any (flame) or (/flame) tags there? Now, look at a couple of the responses.

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Wow. Please don't do that, it upsets both members and mods.
1. His name is Flatulence.
2. He doesn't post on this board very often.

For the sake of the webboard, please do not start flame topics like these.

(edit)Got a bit confused there. I thought he meant the PFTN link. Anyways, if it says 'Don't Click Here', don't click there.

Again, that's the entire post. He called it flame when there were no flame tags. Here's another response.

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Where to begin on that...

First off, you've been had. Second of all, when something says 'Don't click here,' it would usually mean something. I learned that the hard way. Third the link leads to what is called a script (at least I think so), which as you already know causes windows to pop up until you're computer either freezes or you have to restart. My first sight of this being employed is when the Catacomb gave to a friend of mine. Short story is, don't click on anything that says 'Don't Click here.' It usually means something.

Oh and Flatty is a good guy. Don't flame him.

Wow, another person calling it flaming when there are no flame tags in the message, hmmm... So, are those people wrong? Give me a good excuse as to why you flamed me and I'll move you back.

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First off, you're not God or my parent and I'm not your human or your child, so don't give me the "give me one good reason" speech.

Second, I already gave you a peace offering, so chill, you're practically trying to eat me alive.

Third, I didn't know I flamed you, I went by (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/guidelines.html")this,(/url) so gimme a break there.

Fourth, I "flamed" you because I have, as was stated before, said that if a daemon dies, then a human dies. Seeing as how Lyra was still alive, then the daemon couldn't be dead. However, you, of course, stated that Arookee was dead, when I already said he wasn't.

So. my good friend, it appears to be that YOU flamed me first, by counteracting what I said. Even if it wasn't a flame, you still broke a rule: "Don't Rock the Boat." This is probably the simplest of all the rules, besides "No One-Post Battles", and for breaking it, I regret to say that, I must throw you in the Acid Pit. First, Lyra toggles off the device that doesn't let her, Insano, or Mac get thrown in, then she throws Insano in. Afterwards, she closes the lid so, if he reincarnates hmself, he'll just die again. She then turns the toggle back on, and stands by the pit, Plasma Rifle in hand, just in case he DOES surface, so she can kill him (No one messes with Lyra and her trusty AK-47).

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Originally posted by Lyra, AKA CyberDragon:
So. my good friend, it appears to be that YOU flamed me first, by counteracting what I said. Even if it wasn't a flame, you still broke a rule: "Don't Rock the Boat."

There's a difference between flaming, break the referenced rule, and making a mistake. Insano has done the third, you're doing 1 and 2. Could you stop, please?

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When you say could you stop, please? I assume you're talking to both of us. I'll stop. Just couldn't lose the argument without a fight. The reason I said Arookee died was just to avoid going into a discussion of whether he really did die. That would have postponed the races. Just trying to get them back underway. Now, as for giving you the 3 feet back... I actually never changed the amount of feet you have on my hardcopy. So, you still have 7. Can't I reincarnate myself anywhere I want? I thought I could. Insano reincarnates himself out of the pit and back in the bar. "Hey, where did my cat go?"

Roll A:
Froederick: 12
Cheese: 12
Arookee: 12
Chuck: 11

Roll B:
Froederick: 17
Cheese: 16
Arookee: 15
Chuck: 13

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Excuse me, but I didn't flame anyone, because, at the time, I didn't know what flaming was. Nor did I break a rule- If I did, then please tell me. The only thing I can be held accountable for is #3, because I didn't know that's what flaming was. Insano, on the other hand, is accountable for #2, because he saw that I had already posted that Arookee was alive, and- Oh hell, why are we going through with this? It's only detieiorating my friendship with you, causing a social upheavel, and ruining the spirit of the Boozerama's. They're meant to be a place were peopl can just chill and relax, not argue on Mortal Combat! Here's an idea: We forgett the whole thing happened and put me back in my old spot. Or, we could just start the race over again, if you want to do that. But either way, Lyra presents Mac with the new Microsoft Word 2003™ prototype to help him with the webstory he's making, and gives Insano a Timemaster 11,000 so that when ever someone kills him, he can go back in time and hurt them. But first, Lyra takes the TimeMaster™ 11,000 goes back to about 7 posts ago and tells Insano not to post the rude comment. he doesn't, so this never happened, and Arookee is back in his rightfull place, at 7 feet.

Hope that takes care of this mess.

Lyra- About you being all innocent and taken advantage of:

The last time I checked the ethics of society, it was common sence that you don't scream rude, argumentative, and confrontational comments publicly at someone. I don't believe that you need a rule to understand that.

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Winning isn't everything thing, it's the only thing.
Go have a good laugh with (url="http://"http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com")Bushisms(/url).