TO LUKE:
Lyra reincarnates Luke, and gives him a met's hat as a peace offering, and offers to be his friend, in the hopes of being in the plug. Just kidding, I seriously want to make up. Anyway, Lyra says to Luke, "Why did you make me click "OK" 300 times (I hit "back" and had to go through the whole thing again)? That was rather mean. Actually, I thought it was hillarious and plan to send it to my friend in Hong Kong. Although, you should work on your grammer. It needs a bit of work.
To Shade:
I (and Arookee, too) am/are waiting to hear your response about Arookee putin the moves on Shadowcat. If you could please tell us me/us as soon as possible, it would be appreciated.
To General rak:
Lyra walks up to the general and says, "Thank you for offering, but I can take care of my enemies quite easily, and I do it for other people too, and I do it for FREE! You'll be going out of buisness soon, won't you?" With that, she and her daemon exit the area, after ripping up his order sheet.
To Insano:
Arookee is furious that someone broke his record for killing someone more than 10 times in a single post. He then revives Insano, and then break's Dubya's new law and clones him about 1 million times. Then Arookee is about to sacrifice them all to Bhuda, one by one, when, out of the sky, he hears a droning noise. It gets louder and louder, and then he sees that it's a helicopter fleet, coming to kill whoever cloned a human (Dubya set up a special tracking device for this purpose) It doesn't look good for our fearless daemon. However, Arookee, thinking quickly, yells out- "HELP ME! HELP ME! THIS MAN NAMED INSANO CLONED HIMSELF SO HE COULD TORTURE ME!" The helicopter fleet is acompynied by an artillary unit down below, and all of them focus their weapons at the masses of Insanos. They are all powerless to defend themselves as 1000+ Apaches, 500+ tanks, and over 1500 artillar units fire their missles, bullets, torpedos, and various other weapons at him. Soon, all but one Insano is left. Bush takes him to the white house, locks him up with soldiors guarding him 24-7, and now, he's not dead, so he can't re-incarnate himself, and 15 men with AK 47's are posted outside the door day and night, so he's not going anywhere. Bush makes him continue the duck race from jail, however, ad gives him a die to roll with and a computer to post with. Then, he gives Arookee 1,000,000,000 credits for aprehending the culprit (Stupid, ain't he?) Arookee, seeing as how he is Lyra's daemon, splits it with her.
PS- Just to clarify, daemons and their humans are ONE BEING! Daemon gone, human gone. Human gone, daemon gone. You're born with them, you die with them. Any pain YOU feel, they feel, and daemons can NOT go more than 15 feet from you, Although witches daemons can, because- Well, thats another story.
